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    Da fuq ?! Da fuq ?!
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    Get it ? Get it ?
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    Epic Thread is Epic Epic Thread is Epic
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    Fart scratch Fart scratch
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    Troll Face! Troll Face!
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    Hell is a nice job Hell is a nice job
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    Hilarious! Hilarious!
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User avatar #60 - hrstg (08/04/2012) [-]
BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#52 - DemonMatt (05/25/2012) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, where the front page is cancer and the funny doesn't matter.
User avatar #50 - triane (04/30/2012) [-]
Can't send messages to more than 10 non friends in 24 hours so here it is on your profile!!
It's a pretty straightforward plan. When zombies start outbreaking in large numbers, there will be a lot of collateral damage and pandemonium in the streets. The first thing I would do would be to board up my windows at home. The doors can hold out longer so they wouldn't be immediate priority. The second thing I would do would be to fill every sink, bathtub and empty container with water from the tap. When the water lines go, i want to be able to have a stock of water at the ready. Unfortunately, my next step would be to kill my dog. It would kill me to do it, but he's too hyper, too loud and would be more trouble that it's worth to give him rations and try and make him travel. He would ultimately get me killed and I would rather put him down myself than watch him die from being devoured. If there was time i would give him a proper burial in the back yard, provided the fences were still standing. The next thing i would do is i would move all the food upstairs. Canned goods and everything. Tools would also be moved upstairs for safe keeping. Axe, hammers, etc. Lastly I would destroy my stairs. If everything I have is up there already, they're only going to serve as my death if something gets in the house. I would hold out up there as long as I could. Eventually my rations would go down and I would have to leave. But that's just my introductory plan. It will last me at least a week and that's all i'll need to make a plan to get to a new safe house. Thanks for reading.
User avatar #51 to #54 - hrstg (04/30/2012) [-]
thnx
User avatar #48 to #51 - hrstg (03/01/2012) [-]
ahahahaha xD
User avatar #49 to #52 - hrstg (04/29/2012) [-]
www(.)xvideos(.)com/video293321/caliloganchristinacartermilfboobsqueeze
User avatar #53 to #53 - hrstg (06/20/2012) [-]
Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko
User avatar #54 to #57 - hrstg (06/22/2012) [-]
Leanne Crow,Misa Campo
User avatar #55 to #58 - hrstg (06/22/2012) [-]
Hitomi Tinaka
User avatar #56 to #59 - hrstg (06/23/2012) [-]
September Carrino
#27 - spior (12/27/2011) [-]
Holy one-and-a-half-pages-of-red-thumbs, son. You dun goof'd.
User avatar #28 to #31 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
meh,s mitko bqhme tuka i umnojavahme dokato stane 4isloto det ni trqq D:
User avatar #29 to #32 - spior (12/27/2011) [-]
Like I said, you dun goof'd.
#30 to #33 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
**hrstg rolls 92** like I said,meh

btw whatchya get for X-mas

I got a guitar
User avatar #31 to #34 - spior (12/27/2011) [-]
Awesome.
I got chocolate (CHOCOLATE!!!) and cash.
But I guess the new phone was a pre-x-mas present so there's that too.
#32 to #35 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
CHOCOLATE!
#33 to #36 - spior (12/27/2011) [-]
BANANA!
BANANA!
#34 to #37 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
**hrstg rolls 657**
User avatar #39 to #40 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
i am off to fap land so cya
User avatar #38 to #40 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
**hrstg rolls 690,397,736** lolwat
User avatar #41 to #44 - spior (12/27/2011) [-]
oh k
#35 to #38 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
**hrstg rolls 16**
#37 to #39 - hrstg (12/27/2011) [-]
**hrstg rolls 813,648,309**
User avatar #25 - edvf (12/18/2011) [-]
I am your secret Santa. And my only gift to you is to have a very nice Christmas.
User avatar #26 to #29 - hrstg (12/19/2011) [-]
thank you.have a nice Christmas yourself too.But can u explain what this secret Santa thing is ?
#16 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/03/2011) [-]
Why the add?
#17 to #17 - hrstg (12/03/2011) [-]
I like u :3
I like u :3
#18 to #18 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/03/2011) [-]
#19 to #19 - hrstg (12/03/2011) [-]
bueeenooo
#20 to #20 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/03/2011) [-]
BUENO
#21 to #21 - adfshdgh **User deleted account** (12/10/2011) [-]
fuck u sunset
fuck u sunset
#22 to #22 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/10/2011) [-]
You'd better give me a reason, else I won't take you seriously at all.
#23 to #23 - adfshdgh **User deleted account** (12/10/2011) [-]
well because...i dont have a reason
well because...i dont have a reason
#24 to #24 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/10/2011) [-]
#7 - spior (08/20/2011) [-]
So it's great success that you reposted a whole bunch of comments and got a lot of thumbs? Y u kill honor
#8 to #7 - hrstg (08/20/2011) [-]
This image has expired
So u are saying that every picture or comment has no relation to any other comment or picture on the fj.Comments are not needed to be OC.....
#9 to #8 - spior (08/20/2011) [-]
Yes they do, nigger (your picture related).
If that's the case then I could repost all of your comments just for the sake of thumbs.
And I didn't mean all, but those who got screencapped (aka imporant & viewed by everyone)
User avatar #10 to #9 - hrstg (08/20/2011) [-]
This picture u just used has been posted before therefore u suck !?!?!
I posted those gifs just because they were releated..
#11 to #10 - hrstg (08/20/2011) [-]
This image has expired
U just madness
and jelly
User avatar #12 to #11 - spior (08/20/2011) [-]
-.- I've never seen this on the frontpage, so no.
And I'm madness and jelly? Lol excuse me while I walk away with my soon to be level 22.
User avatar #13 to #12 - spior (08/20/2011) [-]
OH SO YOU'RE LYING? OK, NOT LISTENING.
#14 to #13 - hrstg (08/20/2011) [-]
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But,I..I..i could set the building on fire
#15 to #14 - spior (08/20/2011) [-]
WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THE FIRE FROM THE BUILDING  
AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!  
  
Btw, Spongebob on TV. Super7 14:00 - 15:00 Mon-Fri.  
You're welcome :d
WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THE FIRE FROM THE BUILDING
AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!

Btw, Spongebob on TV. Super7 14:00 - 15:00 Mon-Fri.
You're welcome :d
User avatar #3 - spior (07/26/2011) [-]
The fuck is wrong with you?
Don't tell people about hide IP.
Are you dumb or something?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hrstg (07/26/2011) [-]
U think u discovered smthing? Or even made ?
User avatar #5 to #4 - spior (07/27/2011) [-]
No, but imagine what would happen if everyone had it >:l
Chaos!
Oh and yes, I am making my own version, so shush xP
#6 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2011) [-]
derp
User avatar #2 - comradesaintjames **User deleted account** (07/08/2011) [-]
lol u funny i not kill u at all
#1 - spior (06/20/2011) [-]
Wat's up?
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