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Age: 104
Date Signed Up:11/17/2011
Last Login:4/14/2012
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i'm really 14 yrs old, i like anime, i say nigga too much, i'm mexican (legal), and my real name is Emilio(if you want to call me that instead of my username, feel free), my favorite musician is Eminem, and i have glasses and a sick sense of humor. 209!
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#93 - yankadoodleshit (03/02/2012) [-]
>14
>Mexican
>Weeaboofag
>Thinks is badass by saying Nigger
>Possibly a rapist
Well then.
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#94 to #93 - hpftw (03/09/2012) [-]
>so what if i am 14
>i dont see what's wrong with being mexican.
>wtf is a weeaboofag?
>i've never thought of myself to be badass by saying nigga
>i am a gentleman and would never put unnecessary pressure on a girl
Why so criticizing?
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User avatar #89 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (01/23/2012) [-]
Um hia...
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#90 to #89 - hpftw (01/25/2012) [-]
'sup...
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User avatar #91 to #90 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (01/25/2012) [-]
Not much, you?

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#92 to #91 - hpftw (01/25/2012) [-]
I got out of school super early today. That's pretty much it right now.
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User avatar #64 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Hia
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#86 to #64 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
okay. sorry you had to see that.lol
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User avatar #87 to #86 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Lol its ok
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#88 to #87 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
good. i'm kinda stuck on this gif now. stare at the middle for about 45 seconds then look at a blank wall. its not a screamer, i promise.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gif...
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#65 to #64 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
hellooo :)
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User avatar #66 to #65 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
What's up? :3
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#67 to #66 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
nothing right now. sorry, but my mom told me to get off the computar already :(
i'll talk to you tomorrow okay. GOODNIGHT.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Otay well nighty night sleep tight love you
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#69 to #68 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
good morning.
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User avatar #70 to #69 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Good morning
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#71 to #70 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
sorry i had to get off early yesterday. how are you?
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User avatar #72 to #71 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Its okay and Eh my freaking insomnia really sucks haven't slept in like 3 days
And I'm dying my hair black, you?
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#73 to #72 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
well, my cousins coming to visit from out of town.that's pretty much it. that must be torture, i can't imagine being up for 3 days.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
I'm used to it I'm up like this allot
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#75 to #74 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
ah, well that's good.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
The only problem is I get really sick from it
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#77 to #76 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
oh, like throwing up sick or normal cold sick?
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User avatar #78 to #77 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Like throwing up fever cant get out of bed kind of sick
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#79 to #78 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
oh, well that sucks.
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User avatar #80 to #79 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
yeah It does
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#81 to #80 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
so is anything else going on? sorry but i'm kinda running out of things to say.
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User avatar #82 to #81 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
no not really I've been watching scary movies for the past 3 day, you?
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#84 to #82 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
hey, just out of curiousity, does it make me a bad person if i can't stop laughing at this video?
funnyjunk.com/channel/morbi...
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User avatar #85 to #84 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/30/2011) [-]
Um o.o just a bit
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#83 to #82 - hpftw (12/30/2011) [-]
not that much is happening, but i've been on the morbid-channel alot.
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User avatar #28 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
HIAAA
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#49 to #28 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
dogs. pitbulls to be more specific. yours?
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User avatar #50 to #49 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Bunnies, Zombie bunnies to be more specific
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#51 to #50 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
hmm... zombie bunnies. i think i know what i want for christmas next year!
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User avatar #52 to #51 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Lol XD
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#53 to #52 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
yes... zombie bunnies and money. that's what i will wish for. i can only imagine what i will do with that combination...
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User avatar #54 to #53 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Lol that would be interesting
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#55 to #54 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
yes... i will breed them like normal bunnies for 6 months by then i shall have around at least a thousand. then i will make them attack the human race. than i will conquer the WORLD!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!eleven!
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User avatar #56 to #55 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
OMGEE CAN I HELP!!??!?
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#57 to #56 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
are you kidding? OF COARSE YOU CAN!!! i wouldn't have known of zombie bunnies if i hadn't meet you! 2012 is going to be a good year for us... a very good year...
*rubs hands together in evil way*
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User avatar #58 to #57 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
I think we should use all zombies
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User avatar #60 to #58 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Haha soo true

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#61 to #60 - hpftw (12/28/2011) [-]
man i miss that show...
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User avatar #62 to #61 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/28/2011) [-]
Ikr me too
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#63 to #62 - hpftw (12/28/2011) [-]
i guess that's one of the sad parts of growing up. realizing your favorite cartoons growing up are dissappering. (i.e. Ed Edd n Eddy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Fairy Oddparents, Jimmy Neutron)
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#59 to #58 - hpftw (12/28/2011) [-]
agreed, if we only use zombie bunnies it'll be like a crazy episode of Invader Zim
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#29 to #28 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
'sup
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#30 to #29 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
I dyed my hair atomic turquoise, you?
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#31 to #30 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
oh nothing, just listining to my fav album on my mp3. i like your new look!
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User avatar #32 to #31 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Lol Thanks
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#33 to #32 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
your welcome :).
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User avatar #34 to #33 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
i kinda actually like it
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#35 to #34 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
that's good
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User avatar #36 to #35 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
mhm
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#37 to #36 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
anything else happening?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Umm I played battlefield 3
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#39 to #38 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
cool
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User avatar #40 to #39 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
mhm
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#41 to #40 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
huh... not much to talk about now...
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User avatar #42 to #41 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
ummmm soooooo whats your favorite color?
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#43 to #42 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
lol green... what's yours?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Um Rainbow I like them all Lol
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#45 to #44 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
cool... so, uh, who's your favorite musician?
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User avatar #46 to #45 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
umm I has a favorite band and that's hollywood undead.... what's yours?
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#47 to #46 - hpftw (12/27/2011) [-]
mine is solo. 2pac
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User avatar #48 to #47 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/27/2011) [-]
Cool...soo whats your favorite animal?
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User avatar #6 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Hia
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#7 to #6 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
what's up? sorry it took a while to respond.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Listening to music,you? its otay.
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#9 to #8 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
just browsing FJ. i wish i can listen to music too, but my computar doesn't have sound. it REALLY sucks.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
That would really suck!
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#11 to #10 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
yeah, i miss youtube so much but it's not the same without sound.
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User avatar #12 to #11 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Yeah, I would like die if I couldn't listen to music
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#13 to #12 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
the best thing i have right now is looking up the lyrics to the song and imagining the beat... on the bright side i know a couple Eminem songs by heart now.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Lol I guess that's good
Hey I'm trying to figure out why almost every one doesn't like me can you think of reasons why people wouldn't like me?
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#15 to #14 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
you're pretty, from my experience you have a good personality, and you like anime. i could probably name more if you want.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Thank you! I don't get why so many people don't like me I mean I try to be nice and all I get is beat up and told to kill myself.
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#17 to #16 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
wow... that's messed up. i bet there just jealous.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Lol nah
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#19 to #18 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
why? what do you think?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
.....um cause i'm ugly?
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#21 to #20 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
this again?... you're not ugly
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User avatar #22 to #21 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Don't lie
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#23 to #22 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
i'm not. beleive me. please.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
People say I'm pretty but if I'm so pretty why am i gonna die alone?
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#27 to #24 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
talk to you tomorrow!
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#25 to #24 - hpftw (12/22/2011) [-]
how do you know you're gonna die alone?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
cause i'm magic...?well IIIIIIGO TO BED NIGHTY NIGHT
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#4 - anonymous (12/22/2011) [-]
hia
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User avatar #5 to #4 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** (12/22/2011) [-]
Forgot to log in
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User avatar #3 - hpftiynk (12/21/2011) [-]
well that song was sweet! I know that your present is way better then mine, but as your secret twin i would like to give you some few jokes back.

How many sexists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None
Let the bitch cook in the dark!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how many you throw.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile and my jaw just dropped.
After all, that's a pretty big word for a 6 year old.

Merry christmas fellow FJ!
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User avatar #2 - hpftiynk (12/19/2011) [-]
hey
we're secret twins.
bye.
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User avatar #1 - forthewinlol (12/18/2011) [-]
thank you my friend!!! and here is something as a thank-you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFM140rju4k&feature=BFa&list=LLXPovGZd FnQf0eAKcTnqnpQ&lf=mh_lolz
 
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