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#113 - My privilege level is ADVANTAGED with a score of 35... I f… 21 hours ago on I was told to check My... 0
#22 - Why does this video report as unavailable in my country? Its t…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on so how about them heads in... 0
#23 - tenlefthoofs (22 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea ? But i just searched Zac Efron SNL i was the first to pop up
#135766 - Top -knots are in for the trendy new wave faggots who think th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #135767 - awesomerninjathing (11/25/2014) [-]
nah I just like how it looks and I'd like to accessorize it

also, I like having long hair, but my hair gets uncontrollable when it's too long and, since I already have an undercut at the moment, it just seems normal to head in this direction
#135765 - I guess we simply come from different generations. I find her …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #135769 - thebestpieever (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know how anyone could miss those lyrics' meaning unless they were stupid -which a lot of people are, but anyway- They do nothing but bludgeon you with the point. Which is fine, I like Punk and Punk is nothing more than the point and two chords but I don't see why they must take so long and build seven different metaphors that don't build to anything else. I don't see the point in a metaphor that's a metaphor and nothing else. I want a metaphor to build a world for itself, and conveys its own separate coherent message. Else I don't see why the point can't be stated and then elaborated upon a la Stop All the Clocks rather than pieced together by sections that do not make sense on their own.
#135764 - Good for you. It doesn't change the fact that shes a standard … 11/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#135760 - Her style is a flat cadence, which works for her image. I'd be…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #135763 - thebestpieever (11/25/2014) [-]
And Holden Caulfield is written deliberately as an obtuse twat. He's still a twat, though.
User avatar #135765 - howunexpected (11/25/2014) [-]
I guess we simply come from different generations. I find her lyrics to be accessable. Thats me though. I know people who have no idea what "Royals" means and have no clue that "Team" stretched beyond a reference to football. It boils down to experiences, and I think shes got incredibly niched lyrics hidden inside superficially accessible words and a good beat
User avatar #135769 - thebestpieever (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know how anyone could miss those lyrics' meaning unless they were stupid -which a lot of people are, but anyway- They do nothing but bludgeon you with the point. Which is fine, I like Punk and Punk is nothing more than the point and two chords but I don't see why they must take so long and build seven different metaphors that don't build to anything else. I don't see the point in a metaphor that's a metaphor and nothing else. I want a metaphor to build a world for itself, and conveys its own separate coherent message. Else I don't see why the point can't be stated and then elaborated upon a la Stop All the Clocks rather than pieced together by sections that do not make sense on their own.
#135758 - Ariana Grande as a musician and vocalist is at most passable. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #135759 - awesomerninjathing (11/25/2014) [-]
and i think ur wrong ))))
User avatar #135764 - howunexpected (11/25/2014) [-]
Good for you. It doesn't change the fact that shes a standard pop artist with no differentiating factors other than her mediocre acting career and her "new wave Latin" vibes that aren't even remotely Latin
#135754 - Opinions on Lorde's new song, "Yellow Flicker"? I kn…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #135755 - thebestpieever (11/25/2014) [-]
I like the instrumentations. The vocal line is meh. The vocal harmonies are neat. I think the lyrics are stupid and obtuse and holy fucking shit, if she could only deliver the vocals pretending to give a quarter of a shit then that would be just dandy.
User avatar #135760 - howunexpected (11/25/2014) [-]
Her style is a flat cadence, which works for her image. I'd be interested to see how she vocalizes when she does feel the need to emphasize.
User avatar #135763 - thebestpieever (11/25/2014) [-]
And Holden Caulfield is written deliberately as an obtuse twat. He's still a twat, though.
User avatar #135765 - howunexpected (11/25/2014) [-]
I guess we simply come from different generations. I find her lyrics to be accessable. Thats me though. I know people who have no idea what "Royals" means and have no clue that "Team" stretched beyond a reference to football. It boils down to experiences, and I think shes got incredibly niched lyrics hidden inside superficially accessible words and a good beat
User avatar #135769 - thebestpieever (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know how anyone could miss those lyrics' meaning unless they were stupid -which a lot of people are, but anyway- They do nothing but bludgeon you with the point. Which is fine, I like Punk and Punk is nothing more than the point and two chords but I don't see why they must take so long and build seven different metaphors that don't build to anything else. I don't see the point in a metaphor that's a metaphor and nothing else. I want a metaphor to build a world for itself, and conveys its own separate coherent message. Else I don't see why the point can't be stated and then elaborated upon a la Stop All the Clocks rather than pieced together by sections that do not make sense on their own.
#40 - Parody law does apply to long term commercial activity due to …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Dumb Starbucks +5
User avatar #60 - vorarephilia (11/25/2014) [-]
>no legal definition of a joke

this explains SO MANY dumb laws.
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User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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