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howunexpected

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo, CoD, I Am Alive, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: DaemoneDeus
Date Signed Up:12/19/2012
Location:New York State
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#159 - Yet. But now that the technology exists, the cars will likely … 03/26/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... 0
#39 - Nah b  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Justin Bieber Roast -2
User avatar #40 - Ruspanic (03/25/2015) [-]
Oh, it just hasn't aired yet. There's plenty of videos from it online already.
www.cc.com/video-clips/e9pqrh/roast-of-justin-bieber-jeff-ross---out-for-blood
#36 - How does this exist when the roast isn't scheduled until March 30th?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Justin Bieber Roast -2
User avatar #37 - Ruspanic (03/25/2015) [-]
What? The roast already happened.
#39 - howunexpected (03/25/2015) [-]
Nah b
User avatar #40 - Ruspanic (03/25/2015) [-]
Oh, it just hasn't aired yet. There's plenty of videos from it online already.
www.cc.com/video-clips/e9pqrh/roast-of-justin-bieber-jeff-ross---out-for-blood
#28 - All my favourite porn sites are French Canadian. Youloveja… 03/24/2015 on things about porn 0
#9 - I do something similar, only my jeans only have one pocket for… 03/21/2015 on themoreyouknow.webm 0
#30 - This was neither an effective way of illiciting a strong feeli… 03/20/2015 on Modern... 0
#36 - They were embarrassed and that was apparently reason enough. T…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on "Aah, aah, aah" You're... +1
User avatar #57 - jokeface (03/17/2015) [-]
When I was that age I was at Blockbuster with my mom and somehow ended up telling the woman behind the counter that my mom was a lesbian. Which is true, but was apparently inappropriate to announce to a stranger.
User avatar #37 - cumbersome (03/17/2015) [-]
Well thats a bit fucked up
#12 - I'm a host at a restuarant, which obviously means that when pe… 03/17/2015 on ..but why +5
#20 - One time I was in a Hollywood video and I had a Push Pop in my…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2015 on "Aah, aah, aah" You're... +1
User avatar #22 - cumbersome (03/17/2015) [-]
What the hell didnthey even ground you for?
User avatar #36 - howunexpected (03/17/2015) [-]
They were embarrassed and that was apparently reason enough. They weren't great
User avatar #57 - jokeface (03/17/2015) [-]
When I was that age I was at Blockbuster with my mom and somehow ended up telling the woman behind the counter that my mom was a lesbian. Which is true, but was apparently inappropriate to announce to a stranger.
User avatar #37 - cumbersome (03/17/2015) [-]
Well thats a bit fucked up
#284 - I think Vaio announced a new line of laptops. I paid more atte…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on What sort of computer do... 0
#299 - raidaltamimi (03/16/2015) [-]
I've heard the same new, but since then, no body mentioned any thing about it, no new, no prototyping designs, nothing!

Pic related: me waiting for the new Vaio lines

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#48 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi howunexpected! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#47 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi howunexpected! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
User avatar #43 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
just wanted to tell you im ******* with you
User avatar #44 to #43 - howunexpected ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
I know
But my friend died, so its a sensitive subject
User avatar #45 to #44 - AwesomeJT (11/22/2013) [-]
aww i'm sorry to hear that
hugs bro
User avatar #46 to #45 - howunexpected ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :/
User avatar #42 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #19 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey Alex
I really kind of wish you were ******* me in the ass right now :3
User avatar #20 to #19 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
But you haz a woman now and stuff...
I can get down with being your mistress
User avatar #21 to #20 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just craving a dick in my virgin ass >:3
User avatar #22 to #21 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Ohh, well
Alexander used Anal Dickings on Bashy
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
User avatar #23 to #22 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Like
Just get roughly anally pounded and cum dumped inside me and then you leave me spreadeagled on the bed, masses of cum dripping from my ass and a ruined asshole unf
User avatar #24 to #23 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Thats... hot graphic
User avatar #25 to #24 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Spank my ass as you pound your length into me, shooting hot, sticky cum inside my hole and making me cum all over my own face... I'm so conflicted
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Ok stop I'm wearing good underwear
User avatar #27 to #26 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
ALEX
I AM SO HORNI ;_;
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a vagina or whatever you bisexes do
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
But I want dicks ;_;
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Then go eat a dick.
A BAG of dicks
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#31 to #30 - thegenuinebashy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, you are a pretty whore.
COMMENCES THROAT *******
Ok but really I want that in my bed. That being your face
User avatar #35 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
SLAP MY FACE AND ******* ME
User avatar #34 to #32 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
I really want you to grab my hair and ram your dick into my waiting mouth
User avatar #36 to #34 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
SRS tho I'm wearing good underwear I don;t want to get cum in them.
Also would post pics but I am ugly
User avatar #37 to #36 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Take them off
User avatar #38 to #37 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
How about no.
I am around people.
Annoying people, but people nonetheless
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Damn
Ram dicks down their throat
User avatar #40 to #39 - howunexpected ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Eew no its my mom, her fiancée and my 8 year old sister
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegenuinebashy (08/11/2013) [-]
Erm
awks
Dicks are out of question
hmm
User avatar #6 - ukc (02/23/2013) [-]
Bist du Alex?
User avatar #7 to #6 - howunexpected ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Ja, Ich heiße Alex.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
ahahaha
Ich schlafe an dem Penis!
User avatar #9 to #8 - howunexpected ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
You sleep on the penis?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
I know it makes no sense. but I thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #11 to #10 - howunexpected ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Sie verdammten Briten und Ihren schrägem Humor
User avatar #12 to #11 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
WAS DEUTSCHE HUMOR?
User avatar #13 to #12 - howunexpected ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Was that English or German, cause it can work both ways.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
german.
User avatar #15 to #14 - howunexpected ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
In that case
Ich war über Ihre seltsame britischen Humor sprechen, wurden keine Hinweise auf die wunderbaren und witzigen deutschen Humor gemacht.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ukc (02/24/2013) [-]
btw, what's germany's national sport?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Football is the official sport. Drinking is the unofficial sport
User avatar #1 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Comment virginity >:D
Hey alex, ukc here
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
hey babe
User avatar #3 to #2 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #4 to #3 - howunexpected ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Fapping furiously to the thought of you. ; )
JK
User avatar #5 to #4 - archnemesis (01/13/2013) [-]
**** I can't post images on your profile
This does not amuse me
Suffice to say, stuff was in the butt
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