Quite well, especially recently. Trying to gain some traffic on my blog, but it's proving difficult. You can only do so much until the main setback is the quality of your content.

What about you, stranger?

I was actually asking for information on HowToSuckDicks but I'm doing fine I guess.

Oh right, that joke. You get used to the name and forget that it's a really easy setup. Might as well pass on basic rules:

-no teeth
-don't go overkill with suction.
-use the sound of their breathing to gauge how fast you should go.
-using your tongue is good

If you want to be a tease, stop when you taste precum and jerk them really slowly around the base of their dick. Drives guys crazy.

That last one sounds useful, thanks.

I tested it out on myself (just from masturbation, not that flexible), a couple hookups/friends, and my boyfriend. If you do it right, it stimulates them just enough to keep them close to that "about to cum" phase for a longer period of time ;)

Yeah, I float around here once and a while. I'm not overly active on boards, or even when it comes to posting comments on content. I have yet to find a "niche" in this community that I actually enjoy being around.

How have you been. It's been a really long time.

you could try the revived pony board I suppose, its a lot like the old board with chill people.

I've been alright, doing college stuff.

Not sure if I've seen you around. What board do you frequent.

Autism mostly but as of the past few weeks its been slow and boring

Yeah, most boards are always a hit or miss. I find not coming on here for a few days helps a lot. It makes everything seem fresh again.. almost.

What brings you to my profile.

Wandering.

Looking for some interesting conversation

but I can teach you how to do two at a time.

>Just two.
Get a load of this guy.

Don't think you can walk off scot-free without apologizing for making that pun

Fine, I'll suck you off. Maybe you'll learn something.

All I'll end up learning is how to shoot a load directly down someones windpipe. Most interesting way to kill someone, even if it's pretty doubtful that could end up drowning them. I can dream I guess.

I mostly lurk these days, but I still frequent the boards.

How have you been feeling since we last talked a year or longer ago?

Oh **** nig.. probably about that long. Maybe a year and a half or something. Honestly, it's been so long I can barely remember myself.

indeed... how are you holding up compared to a year or two ago?

Cleaned myself up physically, and finished a year at university. Overall, I'd say things are going pretty well so far. I just have to keep at it and not get lazy. How about you

You seem to be a lot better emotionally as well.

Alright at the moment, some stress and drama but i can deal with it.

I usually just lurk and extend my porn collection.

you crossed the border into Canada I guess. Everyone knows that there's only maple syrup and hockey here.

Well **** , I do like pancakes.

Thanks, I get a lot of sarcastic complements.

Did you lose a bet or are you happy with the name

the former.

Alright then, my curiosity is sated, good day to you sir and may you enjoy the rest of your week

I do consider myself an ass man, so sure, I accept your offer.

I wouldn't offer you my butt...

Sorry, if so. I mean butts in general.

Hopefully I win

Then I'm pretty sure I win.

already had that last weekend

give me beer instead. I'm working on not jerking off for as long as I can.

B-but why?

considering how often I go on the **** gay and furry board, I won't last a week. It's difficult to leave this site.

I pray for your immortal soul. You're quite the hardcore junkie by the looks of things. There should be an FJ support group or something, for addicts.

: (

Why thank you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2761160/Passive/25#25

So, that's how it began (I was curious about your name being rolled and the reactions). It's actually your sort of thing, right?

Truth be told, yes it is. I've always been gay, but I'm still half in the closet with a lot of people at school. I hear from friends that know about me that their friends always say things like "he can't be gay.. it doesn't make sense."

Fasntnig.

Thanks a lot. Askpinkamena used to be my favorite back in the day.

Glad that he does. I was completely unaware of that. I guess I have more searching to do. The artist is Crookedtrees, no? I almost forgot.

I'll still search nonetheless. Hopefully someone around here can let me know if he is truly active or not. I'll just ask around.

It sure has. I rarely comment on things these days, but lately I guess I've been a little bit more active. How goes it anyways?

I'm alright, have you been doing better with yourself?

I've been occupying myself with the world of web design. I'm not too far into it yet, as I can barely make a css file without having to look up a reference to one, but it's still a fun pastime. My main goal is to not stagnate, and simply sit around doing nothing but go on FJ, facebook, and jack off to furry porn. Anything new these past few months?

Too much for me to really organize. Have you been able to better stabilize yourself?

Overall I can say yes. There are still terrible days, but that is basically just life. The biggest thing I can say that I've gotten over would be the fact that I tend to jack off to weird things. I have better things to worry about, like going to university next year, and getting good grades right now in high school.

Alright, I'm glad you have gotten better. You seem to have a bright future in education as well.

What makes you say that. I doubt you've seen me in action academically, but I'll still thank you for the complement.

Well from what you say, you're doing better than me academically.

To be honest, all it really takes is the will to pay attention in class and to do homework when it needs to be done. It can be kinda hard to get into that pattern at first though, especially if you were like myself back in the day, literally getting high in school all the time.

I have a serious problem when it comes to doing something that doesn't keep my interest, such as school work. having the ethic to pus through it is a good sign.
I definitely do need to get into the habit of it.

Just remember that the more you do it, the easier it becomes. It also helps when you take pride in the marks you receive. Trust me, for most people that care, that can give you the motivation to do boring homework.

Alright, I'll keep that advice in mind, thank you.

Carefully

good evening. How goes it

I get that a lot.

I wouldn't doubt it for a moment.

You have an interest in Pinkimeana art as well?

Yes I do. I've always been fascinated with the concept of her, especially in correlation with pinkie pie. It's like she represents that one part of ourselves that nobody else knows about. I believe that everyone has a dark side, even if it's barely noticeable.

Yes, I can see what you mean there. I'd agree to an extent. But I like morbid art in general, it extends to more than Pinkimeana, but she is certainly an interesting character. Especially in contrast to Pinkie, as you said.

Doubt I'm the same person. Used to go by the account 'coffeeraver" but that was a long time ago.

I'll keep in touch.

hahahaha about the name.. well I posted a comment as an anon saying that dubs would choose my new username. I decided to be legit and deliver.