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#156 - I liked ME3...  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Lessons for devs +9
#270 - rothingham (04/13/2013) [-]
Along with ME1 & ME2, it's the best (to me, TO ME!) game series i've ever played.
Sadly, it could have been even better...
User avatar #241 - moln (04/13/2013) [-]
Me too, it is awesome :) Playing through the series again right now, woop!
User avatar #220 - kevandre (04/13/2013) [-]
People overblew the ending thing WAY out of proportion. It honestly wasn't that bad, and even then, the Extended Cut pretty much made it amazing.

My absolute biggest problem with ME3 is that there was not a single part of it as epic as the suicide mission in ME2. I would have loved to been able to assign certain tasks to my party members again and see if they could pull it off... or have them die.

Suicide Mission. Best thing in gaming.
User avatar #180 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/13/2013) [-]
So did I, but the ending......It changed the series for me, and not necessarily in a good way.
#168 - fuckyouusername (04/13/2013) [-]
Me too! Even though I don't like the ending, I still love the game :D
#186 - winglit (04/13/2013) [-]
I love Tali... just gonna say it, I fucking love a videogame character
#26 - Shweg 04/13/2013 on shepard inbetween missions 0
#65 - fuck yeah Lithuania 04/11/2013 on gives me hope 0
#4 - Grunt getting drunk at the party and his incident with C-Sec .… 04/09/2013 on Mass Effect 3 Tribute OC +1
#3 - Thanks! Yeah, in the end I thought text wasn't really fitting …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Mass Effect 3 Tribute OC 0
#5 - tomanyusernames (04/09/2013) [-]
thank you sir hope to see more good videos from you
#131 - Everyone has his own opinion it's fine. I enjoyed it the way i… 04/05/2013 on Lucasarts 0
#76 - I believe Bioware should develop KOTOR3. After Mass Effect tri…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Lucasarts +2
User avatar #129 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/05/2013) [-]
That's what I'm worried about. I don't want EA anywhere near KOTOR3.

And I would agree with you, but Mass Effect got worse and worse as it went along. I like the games, but they just turned into shooters in space with choices. I don't want to play a KOTOR game that's a 3rd person shooter with a crappy cover mechanic.
#131 - houstonlt (04/05/2013) [-]
Everyone has his own opinion it's fine. I enjoyed it the way it was, we just have a different taste to this. :)
#145 - Well it's Mars from my understanding, so its another planet in…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Games save the world 0
#146 - tomthehippie (04/04/2013) [-]
Mars is very close to earth normal gravity, I think it has three quarters or more of our mass, while there is also a slightly lowered air pressure, it's no worse than a higher altitude (say from sea level to a mile above sea level).

So you'd get a stiff breeze due to air pressure, but due to earth's higher gravity, that breeze might come through to our side.
#73 - Portal one would actually suck in everything and people is kill.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Games save the world -2
#76 - tomthehippie (04/04/2013) [-]
That would only happen if the other portal opened up in space.
#145 - houstonlt (04/04/2013) [-]
Well it's Mars from my understanding, so its another planet in space. Wouldn't all the gravity and pressure differences cause this kind of thing? I might be wrong, just want to be sure
#146 - tomthehippie (04/04/2013) [-]
Mars is very close to earth normal gravity, I think it has three quarters or more of our mass, while there is also a slightly lowered air pressure, it's no worse than a higher altitude (say from sea level to a mile above sea level).

So you'd get a stiff breeze due to air pressure, but due to earth's higher gravity, that breeze might come through to our side.
#224 - Well, this felt good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w 03/31/2013 on I hope this cheers you up 0
#51 - Brother... We shall conquer all the buses. 03/31/2013 on So i was on the bus this... +20
#6 - Economic situation was very bad in '09 so it kind of explains … 03/27/2013 on western world on eastern... 0
#91 - Did I just caused a shitstorm without knowing it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on Needs to sharpen those... 0
User avatar #92 - doctadeathbench (03/26/2013) [-]
yes, yes you did
#13 - the more i look at it the funnier it gets, but i have no idea …  [+] (31 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Needs to sharpen those... 0
User avatar #80 - doctadeathbench (03/26/2013) [-]
caution: large epic internet fight coming up
#91 - houstonlt (03/26/2013) [-]
Did I just caused a shitstorm without knowing it?
User avatar #92 - doctadeathbench (03/26/2013) [-]
yes, yes you did
#14 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
It's security-camera footage from America (I think).

The guy who comes around the building proceeds to hurl a brick at the window, hoping to shatter it in order to get into the building which had a computer that he wanted to steal. He doesn't seem to understand the concept of bulletproof glass, and it proceeds to kick his and his accomplice's arses.

What really gets me is that he hurls the brick with every ounce of his crackhead strength, hears a loud *THUD* as his buddy hits the ground behind him, and decided that the best course of action would be to challenge the bulletproofness of the bulletproof glass with another projectile.
#16 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
I dislike how you start off with "camera footage from america" makes america seem full of fucktards.
#18 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh? These two individuals represent America as a whole?

They are individuals. People. People exist in every country. These two individuals decided to try to shatter bulletproof glass. They just happened to be Americans, so what?

If I would have wanted to make all Americans look like fucktards, I would go about it in some other way.

I thought that this footage came from America, which it may very well have. I was trying to inform the recipient of my comment of this, in order to give him or her the most information that I could.
#21 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
Nvm, to tired to get into an argument fight, but ill do it next time i see an anon comment
#22 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Damn, man. You're a Fascist!
#23 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
Naw, eventually in about a year, you'll be on the other end of the computer, and you will be annoyed by my stupidity.
#24 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
I doubt it. If I'd be on the other side of my computer, I wouldn't be able to see my screen.
#25 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
#26 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
I wasn't joking. I was being serious. My computer is on the other side of my room.
#27 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
You and i both know what i meant.
#28 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
It's all in your head, I have no idea what you are talking about, so I'll just give you a small tidbit of useless information.

Several vultures sitting in a tree is called a comittee.
#29 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
I have a comittee in my head. & also...

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#30 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
I once microwaved a marshmallow. I didn't have a good time after that.

Once, I replaced the sugar with salt, and waited. I then proceeded to casually enter the kitchen while my Parents were eating breakfast, and I went about preparing breakfast for myself, the breakfast being cereal with milk and "sugar". I then ate some of it before informing my Parents that somebody had swapped the sugar with the salt. Seeing as I had recently eaten it, they didn't think it was I, but rather my Sister. They still now, think that it was my Sister, 10 years later.
#31 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
I once got a boner when my sisters friend was over(i was young like 5-8, somewhere around their) and i always walked around naked, and i started shouting "IT'S ALIVE!!!!" while making my penis bounce up and down.
#32 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
I once replaced the snuff in my Father's snuff-box with coffee-powder.

Guess who I framed for that..
#35 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
I also had sex with my sister several times today. We never use condoms and I tore her cervix out today.
#33 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
Snuff?
#34 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
It's like powdered tobacco. You stuff it under your lip. I think that it might be illegal in America, which could explain why you haven't heard of it.
#36 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
Ahh, Sounds familiar.
#45 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
DAMNIT ANONS I WAS TALKING TO THIS MAN!
#44 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Neither of those two are me. I do - however - believe that this conversation is growing to a close, what with the "troll-Anons" appearing. Have a nice evening.
#43 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
But its oh so annoying.
#42 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Let's just talk here
#41 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Do you suck dicks?
#40 - largeheadphones (03/26/2013) [-]
I cant reply to your comments now, idk if we reached a limit or something.
#39 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Nvm, it's legal in America, but only for medical purposes.
#38 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Not me below....
#37 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
Do you suck dicks?
#141 - Picture 03/25/2013 on Addy +7
#78 - he is a backstabbing midget. Every time I play he is all nice … 03/23/2013 on Civilization 5 0
#5 - cos he says that in every movie.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on Harry Pooper +1
#19 - N. Korean citizen (03/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for replying to my comment after 2 hours. Please forgive me, I did not see Harry Potter. I don't really watch movies. I usually use my time in Saturday to study science.
#171 - it's real. 03/13/2013 on Camera translator +3
#30 - Well it only took 2 weeks to make it to front page, again. 03/01/2013 on Homework 0
#122 - Amazing reference. 02/24/2013 on Enderman +1
#14 - "phanact is god". Really? 02/19/2013 on See you in hell. -2
#49 - I'm a vegetarian...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Bacon -5
User avatar #80 - russianidiot (02/18/2013) [-]
And I'm a Jew
#67 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2013) [-]
good more for me.
User avatar #64 - roflstorm (02/18/2013) [-]
What do you want?

A fucking medal?
User avatar #60 - pebar (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss.
#4338 - well that's accurate. 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? -1
#4337 - **houstonlt rolls 3**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on What Kind of FJ'er are You? -1
#4338 - houstonlt (02/17/2013) [-]
well that's accurate.
#10 - Do you even pencil? 02/04/2013 on Have you got a pencil... -1
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User avatar #1 - waiwei (04/11/2013) [-]
Labas ;)
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