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#15 - I think you're the prettiest. 09/14/2014 on Update for those who care 0
#29 - Just bringin' up an opinion, man. The picture had a girl caked… 09/14/2014 on oh lawd 0
#25 - I'm too retarded to tell whether or not this is bait so: … 09/14/2014 on oh lawd +3
#6 - Hey man, if you're easily impressed and low maintenance, life …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on best twitter account ever +88
User avatar #128 - kyrozor (09/15/2014) [-]
It's true.
#12 - I think it looks pretty and that you look pretty and that you …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Update for those who care 0
#13 - torky (09/14/2014) [-]
You think I'm pretty?
#15 - hotsand (09/14/2014) [-]
I think you're the prettiest.
#19 - Damn straight, son. 09/14/2014 on oh lawd +1
#17 - I feel you 100% in regards to natural beauty being ignored, ho… 09/14/2014 on oh lawd +2
#15 - **** , make-up, even if someone says they wear it …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on oh lawd +2
User avatar #18 - itembox (09/14/2014) [-]
Same, unless its Halloween I'm not gonna be impressed by it.
#19 - hotsand (09/14/2014) [-]
Damn straight, son.
#14 - I don't even know, man. I don't really have any grou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on oh lawd +1
User avatar #16 - itembox (09/14/2014) [-]
The only negative I've ever heard about weight lifting chicks (from a buddy) was that their ass doesn't give that cushion feeling.
The fact is girls like these aren't the majority (I hope), girls that wear just a bit of make up and are money conscience exists, first place to look are waitresses.
#10 - god ******* dammit dude. Like, she looks…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on oh lawd +1
User avatar #13 - itembox (09/14/2014) [-]
What gets me is what happens when the guy sees the real her. I get that if he likes her it won't matter but its still a wtf kind of thing to do.
#15 - hotsand (09/14/2014) [-]
Shit, make-up, even if someone says they wear it for fun, feels like it holds some substantial, negative connotations. Hiding "imperfections" and shit.

Fuck that, I want to see the real them.
User avatar #18 - itembox (09/14/2014) [-]
Same, unless its Halloween I'm not gonna be impressed by it.
#19 - hotsand (09/14/2014) [-]
Damn straight, son.

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#16 to #15 - hotsand (06/22/2014) [-]
That's some toasty fukkin bread ******
User avatar #1 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
This girl I had a crush on was 6'5"
#2 to #1 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
You should hit her up mayne. Ain't nothin like giantess booty
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I tried but things wont work out there.
#4 to #3 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn. Just keep looking nigs
#5 to #4 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I know but its hard.

There is this one girl I've been talking to who thinks I'm cute and she's 5'11"
#6 to #5 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Close enough bro. I say you go for it but maybe try to mess with your persona as a manlet over time. While all retards are spouting this **** nowadays, being "alpha" is something that is very critical in the usual relationship. Unless she wants to wear the pants and dominate you and **** , then by all means be a girly girl.

**** dude I'm a 6'2 powerlifter, I will never feel your feels.

I guess I can do the reverse though and **** tiny chicks.

Do it yo.
#7 to #6 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't really try to change my personality in any way. I don't need to be alpha or anything nor do I go out of my way to be submissive. Im just how I am.

My first girlfriend was really small but she was dominant as hell. I still like her a lot and we never ended the relationship on bad terms. She just got her internet taken.
But dude it goes past my belly button and I'm 5'5". Imagine how it would look to her at 4'9"
#8 to #7 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Speaking of which how much are you packing ***** ? Like **** , is your torso like a foot long? To make this less gay, yeah, you will drop jaws cuz of proportion.
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Its somewhere around 8 or so..
I havent measured in a long time..
#10 to #9 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Aight **** you m8. You're packing mad dick yo.


**** , i'm jelly
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry @.@
#12 to #11 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
just messin man, be happy you're packing. If some tall dude starts talking **** just show off your cock.
User avatar #13 to #12 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't think thats a time to pull out your dick..
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