I remember making a barricade of spawned tanks... and then proceeding to get 6 stars. On foot, behind my invincible tank barricade.

Wait... what about helicopters? didn't they kill you?

I would do that with helicopters or jets, so when they try to get to me I shoot an RPG at one of them and everybody goes boom.

you sir...are a genius...im going to attempt this

s13.....

jdm ftw

V-Tec, all the lag, none of the boost

imma huge Honda fan, but that made me chuckle!

I heard one on the cruise one night that made my tea come out my nose

Douche: Hey brah! (standing next to his V6 mustang)
Me: Yo whats up?
Douche: Do you even know what V-Tec means?
Me: Well yeah, I wouldn't have a tattoo if I didn't know. It means Variable Valve Timing and Lift Electronic Control.
Douche: Oh...I thought it meant Virtually Torqueless Economy Car



Will never forget that makes laugh just thinking about it