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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on there was an attempt +3
#2 - norwegiansnowman Comment deleted by hostagehumper
#4 - you gotta start somewhere. but then it's already too late 11/16/2014 on /a/ +2
#1 - Being the normal guy in the 4chan club  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on /a/ +101
#23 - captainp (11/17/2014) [-]
I am pretty sure by 4chan standards if you are in 4chan club you are pretty normal.
#15 - charak (11/17/2014) [-]
Being the normal guy on FJ
User avatar #3 - voltkills (11/16/2014) [-]
>4 chan club
you gotta pick one man
#4 - hostagehumper (11/16/2014) [-]
you gotta start somewhere.
but then it's already too late
#89 - Oh right, that's right. Sometimes, not often tho. It's really … 10/16/2014 on Breakfast around the world 0
#83 - I've never seen anyone eating sausage for breakfeast in german…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Breakfast around the world 0
User avatar #86 - myaccountisnew (10/16/2014) [-]
So they could eat bread with sausage on it?
User avatar #89 - hostagehumper (10/16/2014) [-]
Oh right, that's right. Sometimes, not often tho. It's really fat.
But we don't eat them in whole pieces like pictured in the content.
#1851 - **hostagehumper rolls 561,670,248** 09/14/2014 on Roll for green text 0
#7 - It's meant for 2 persons.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/22/2014 on But it's on the internet +6
#20 - dargent (08/22/2014) [-]
But yo still have 6 thumbs, because posting animu has it's advantages.
User avatar #17 - wwkybobo (08/22/2014) [-]
Or you could just scoop it into a bowl instead of making a sloppy mess of it. Ice Cream only stays solid for so long, so you'd best have a steady hand to ensure that there will be no shit spilling out of your "Bowl".
User avatar #19 - envinite (08/22/2014) [-]
Sounds like more work.
User avatar #25 - clechyl (08/22/2014) [-]
>cutting a plastic container clean in half
>less work than putting ice cream in a bowl
User avatar #35 - envinite (08/23/2014) [-]
I have done that before with a bread knife and it's really really easy, and I say I'd rather cut a paper ice container to a half than scooping half of the ice to a bowl and doing the dishes later. To top of that, I can take more than one wooden ice cream 'spoon' that is disposable so I don't have to clean the spoon later.

Also notice that the ice have some kind of filling there, it will messed up if you scoop the top of it.
User avatar #13 - thenippyone (08/22/2014) [-]
oh fuck it, they just had an idea, did it and posted it as a "life hack"

pretty sure the ones that posted this don't do it themselves either
#12 - fourchinsbrah (08/22/2014) [-]
4 two
User avatar #11 - ivoryhammer (08/22/2014) [-]
Pff, fuck sharing, they can get their own.
User avatar #10 - magicsasquatch (08/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - stardustdragonlord (08/22/2014) [-]
it's still personal even if it's a half, you split it in two, each person gets a "personal" icecream bowl
#546 - **hostagehumper rolls 779,128** 08/13/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#538 - Comment deleted 08/13/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#532 - Comment deleted 08/13/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
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User avatar #1 - thomasman (04/22/2014) [-]
Hey you little **** listen here you think you ******* can thumb me down and get away with it? I will end your life, scum. Do you really think you stand a chance? I can bench 400 easily. If you want to fight me, I'm ready

Show me what you have weakfag.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hostagehumper (04/22/2014) [-]
I wreck u m8. I wuz raisd on the stret got no heat on de beat.
I livd de stret lyf i hav 5 gfs with big boobs they let me play with them wat r u i bet u r a virgin fagit fight me irl.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thomasman (04/22/2014) [-]
k fukn fag i fukt ur mom lol actsly twice lol ur fukn weak man i get shot 20 times i liv in hood ok i born in raised in detroit i fuk ur **** man k i hav an army of gang mmebers waitin 2 rwek ur **** thnik b4 u spek fag i rek ur ****
User avatar #4 to #3 - hostagehumper (04/22/2014) [-]
wut r u tryn to say fgt i quadrupl fukd ur mom with my sexy abs lol lol just made maself laugh coz u such a fag.

U see ma profil pic? ye, dats some real abs fgt.
u don kno who u messin with scrub, im liek boss of street here u haev army of fagts ha i haev lik anonemosity army fak u we do not fergev we doont fagget expecto patricium
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