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horsecrab

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Date Signed Up:9/28/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3570
Highest Comment Rank:#3042
Comment Thumbs: 1910 total,  2118 ,  208
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:414
FJ Points:1444

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#72 - That sounds like a dangerous game, my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Blue Honey 0
#73 - thrifty (01/01/2016) [-]
#70 - How do you get a bee in the freezer.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Blue Honey 0
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#71 - thrifty (01/01/2016) [-]
Cup over bee, bit of paper under cup, put in freezer.

Works with spiders too if they're the kind that might fuck you up. I mean catching them. Don't recommend freezing spiders, that's out of my jurisdiction.
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#72 - horsecrab (01/01/2016) [-]
That sounds like a dangerous game, my friend.
#73 - thrifty (01/01/2016) [-]
#199 - Older Americans often just hear the word socialism and think o… 12/30/2015 on funny joke +1
#235 - "I'm from England, and I can tell which comments are Amer…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on How to revive dying FJ? 0
#305 - vorarephilia (12/28/2015) [-]
whatever, point is, no one wants to wake up every day to "daily reminder 828349" or "jews are the problem in every problem". It has reached obnoxiously high levels. And it comes from the same few users! I was worried when I started blocking their content that the front page was going to be gutted of the good content, but nope, FJ returned to what it was back when i first started coming on. Shitty memes and occasionally a touch of feminism bashing. Much better than "EUROPOOR RAPPED BY SAND NIGGERS LOL" every 3 posts.

I was legit thinking of leaving for reddit and/or getting a life before I could block content. ME! THINKING OF GETTING A LIFE! that is just sad.
#153 - This was fantastic. 12/27/2015 on [Ch.1] ZOMBIE KILLING... +1
#13 - Why did someone thumbs you down? You're right.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on kids show +1
#19 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Because anybody with half a brain is aware this is not what they actually said on a children's show.

Much like a 4chan greentext, we laugh because it's funny, not because we think it actually happened.
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#58 - elcreepo (12/23/2015) [-]
So then stop spreading it around like it actually happened.

Most people think this was really part of the show, like Stu making pudding was.
#136 - Speaking like a true Funnyjunker. 12/18/2015 on Theres still hope +2
#139 - Comment deleted 12/14/2015 on If he builds it, we will gun. 0
#270 - I hate what the internet has done to us. 12/14/2015 on Single Smack Jack +16
#471 - You win this round. 12/13/2015 on MS Paint comic 0
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