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User avatar #197 - horsecrab (09/27/2014) [-]

Don't give me any BS about Canada's rough terrain or winters coming to aid you... Canada has like 6 major cities all right on the border. Who gives a shit about Yukon or whatever other territories up north Canada has. A real US / Canada war would be over within weeks when US tanks roll over the major Canadian population centers. That said I love Canada. I am a proud American but Canada is an amazing country that manages to be one of the most powerful countries in the world despite being mostly made up of useless tundra. Every Canadian I have ever met has been nice (I live in Maine so I meet a lot of you!). While the US may not be perfect if it is ONE thing we are unquestionably at the top in it is the military. Canada may not be able to beat us but you sure do have a respectable force in your own right.

tl;dr version: Canada is awesome in so many ways but no you can't beat the US in a war. We would never want to fight you anyway. We're brothers yo.
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