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- sounds ******* brilliant, link me if you still got it yo
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- Sooo does anyone have the HFY story where humanity won all the…
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Never heard that one. Read one once of an ambassador who was invited to shwanky potluck dinner to see which/what alien foods would be edible to humans visa-versa.
The aliens bonded with other species based on what the dish that the other species most agreed with. The ambassador would have none of that. Check with a computer to see if it was viable? FUCK THAT.
HOW ABOUT TRY EVERYTHING ON THE MENU AND HAVE A 8-MAN TEAM OF DOCTORS AND SURGEONS TO REPAIR AND RESURRECT THE AMBASSADOR IN CASE ANYTHING WENT WRONG.
So the ambassador tastes every dish, and every dish disagreed with his stomach or stopped his heart.
Finally, after 30 hours of torture by food and 7 resusitations later they find a food that is 3/10 and not poisonous. Now it is the aliens turn. Rather than go through another 30 hours the ambassador suggests that everybody get some sleep and that they reschedule sometime soon. The aliens accept his proposal with a PALPABLE degree of relief.
~Mind you, the entire time, the ambassador has been talking like a flaming flamboyant horny foodie the entire time.
As we go back on the human side, the ambassador never actually met with the aliens. So who was tasting all the "food"? The head of the military, because against this culture of aliens, there could be no bigger powermove to love food more than life, and to make them fear the concept of human food enough to revere the fuck out of it.
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- you seem to know your yu-gi-oh, so i'll ask... Whats the deal …
I actually don't play much YGO, I just know some of the less obvious parts about card games.
I know those mechanics are based around special summoning stronger monsters quicker, and they speed the game up while kinda breaking the old meta.
Synchro is the summoning of a monster from the Extra Deck using 1 Tuner monster and any number of other monsters that equal the level of the monster being summoned. XYZ is the summoning of a monster from the Extra Deck using a number of monsters specified on the monster being summoned, all of which are equal level, and are laid under the XYZ monster and used as material for it's effects. XYZ's are also considered to have a rank instead of a level, meaning cards and other game mechanics which specify level, like Cloning or Synchro summoning, do not involve XYZ monsters. Lastly, it is pronounced "ik-seez."
Pendulum is retarded, don't play against anyone that uses it.
It's retarded bullshit to keep people buying cards, by introducing a new mechanic so OP that it replaced whatever meta manifested previously.
Synchro is basically a ritual summon without a ritual card, but a monster card instead. Not too out there
Xyz requires you to tribute monsters of the same level to special summon them(xyz have "rank" instead of level, so they are not affected by gravity bind)
They also typically can only use their effect once for each monster used
Cxyz is like xyz, but you tribute xyz monsters instead
Pendulum are monsters that are also spell cards that actually don't function like spell cards at all and they are placed beside the field in new positions. They let you summon a bunch of monsters at once. I think it's the in between levels,or something.
It's pretty dumb.
i never understood that shit either but i managed to somewhat understand it all by playing Legacy of the Duelist. they explain all the new mechanics in the first duel of each "era", or, season.
pendulum stuff is still utterly retarded though
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