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#298 - The easiest path to thumbs that I have come across is to go th… 09/20/2013 on To the "Level 10 to thumb"... +2
#93 - Thanks for clearing it up for me! I was wondering if this was… 09/10/2013 on whoops... +8
#20 - Apparently, you die shortly after the others as you take off t… 09/09/2013 on Chinese translations +14
#114 - The difference is that Hakim and his family didn't post on fun… 09/03/2013 on Hakim And His Magic Drum. +1
#59 - This is actually kind of creepy in this context: Cat: Don… 08/31/2013 on wat do? 0
#82 - I think you posted this on the wrong website. This website is… 08/20/2013 on Family Get Together +1
#97 - Actually no. There are a few people that can kick the ball, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Football Is Back! 0
User avatar #100 - snowshark (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually wiki'd it (didn't think of it before... which is odd.)

The name is still stupid but it's not the fault of the game or anyone really since the game started as a merger of Rugby and Football where you weren't allowed to touch the ball and the game just sort of grew from there. It's now changed to the point where the name football really doesn't apply to it in comparrison to the original intention of the name but Rugby is called Rugby even when it's not played in Rugby so names have a way of sticking around even when they don't apply much.

I don't get uppity about it like others do and it's nice to know the roots of the game.
#91 - Picture 08/18/2013 on Me be da atheist +2
#193 - The mind is truly an amazing thing. People typically compare … 08/17/2013 on Explaining Differences +1
#183 - This is similar to sound. The noises that we hear are just ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Explaining Differences +1
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User avatar #193 - horribleperson (08/17/2013) [-]
The mind is truly an amazing thing. People typically compare the brain to a computer, usually with disappointment at the speed of our mathematical processing abilities. When told that our minds are far more advanced than any supercomputer, people are usually skeptical. The fact that the brain can do all of these incredibly complex sensory calculations at once, instantaneously, all subconsciously, whilst allowing us to make conscious decisions about how to react to all of the surrounding stimuli, now, 5 minutes from now, tomorrow, etc., is just breath-taking. Computers cannot even compare. I try not to take this stuff for granted.
#14 - Is that David Liebe Hart? 08/14/2013 on Not so smart +1
#169 - Did I type this? 08/14/2013 on Hypocrites 0
#60 - I like this, but my opinion means **** because I am mis…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Hypocrites +1
User avatar #147 - fukkendragonite (08/14/2013) [-]
You are a horribleperson
#65 - I haven't ever looked into the whole WBC stuff very much, so I…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Boobs in the comment section 0
User avatar #66 - nicolbolas (08/13/2013) [-]
Hate speech is legal, the WBC has to be careful with the words they use and they kind of are. They keep their signs broad and they refer to everyone of particular groups that they consider sinner or whatever. Say they were protesting a funeral and they used the person's name, this may not be protected because it is a direct assault on the person. Also by keeping it broad, they avoid "fighting words" which is pretty much what it sounds like, someone says something to get someone to fight them.

Free speech is hard to regulate because it is hard to determine the meaning behind the words. The WBC is constantly walking on the ice between hate speech and assault, but these things are often determined by successful lawyers.
#142 - I believe this is from the adult version of Ren & Stimpy. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Talk about Ad placement. +1
User avatar #160 - zenagirl (08/07/2013) [-]
It wasn't that show but the art looked similiar, the same guy invented the show i was thinking of, called the ripping friends. Thanks though!
#245 - Actually, population and birth rate is not the primary problem…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Protest fail 0
#323 - cabbagemayhem (08/05/2013) [-]
Neither population nor consumption is a real problem. Consumption will never exceed the ability to produce, but will instead reward it. Population is far from approaching Earth's ever increasing capacity, but even if it was, living conditions might slowly diminish, but society won't collapse.
User avatar #358 - wisdombranch (08/07/2013) [-]
"Consumption will never exceed the ability to produce" <---absolute bull feathers.

Have you ever heard of a "boom-BUST" cycle? Granted, we are by no means, as a planet, experiencing a bust, but from a sustainability standpoint, we are definitely setting ourselves up for one.

[in #245] As much as horribleperson is indeed a horrible person, their assertion that the actual issue is consumption remains accurate. But, cabbagemayhem, all that needs to happen is a change in either the consumption or the production.

An examination of the reality of fixed production can be found in "An Essay on the Principle of Population" by Thomas Robert Malthus.

For whatever reason, much of mankind cannot conceive of the possibility of increasing production; they are retarded nincompoops, but their leaders' collective, proper title is teh U.N.

Malthus would have been correct about his population limits, except for one small issue. Mankind learned to synthesize Ammonia, using the Haber–Bosch process making** nitrogen rich** fertilizer. Man could now inject fertilizer into the soil rather than having to collect the poop from anything and everything.

The population boom you can see in the 2nd url is due to this discovery whose history is detailed in the 1st url.


#360 - cabbagemayhem (08/07/2013) [-]
Consumption cannot, will not, or ever be capable of exceeding production, ever.
User avatar #361 - wisdombranch (08/10/2013) [-]
how does your troll brain work?
#362 - cabbagemayhem (08/10/2013) [-]
Hurr durr troll! Are you so mathematically disinclined that you can't perceive how it is impossible to consume more than is produced?
User avatar #363 - wisdombranch (08/10/2013) [-]
are you referring to [rate of production and rate of consumption] or [sum of production and sum of consumption]?

I have been talking about rate.
#364 - cabbagemayhem (08/10/2013) [-]
Trivial. Consumption rate can only exceed production rate for a very short time before it is forced down. High consumption rates are justifiable as a capitalistic reward for production. I, personally, like to live far under my means.
User avatar #365 - wisdombranch (08/10/2013) [-]
"very short" is extremely relative. My earlier comments were in no way refering to an individual fiscal frame, but a global/continental existence frame.
#366 - cabbagemayhem (08/10/2013) [-]
2 years, and the amount in excess is typically marginal, within a few percent. Consumption cannot exceed production. You cannot buy more than you are payed. You cannot acquire what has not been made. This applies more on a global scale than any other.
User avatar #267 - roflcopterkklol (08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah AIDS is not working fast enough.
#39 - FedEx is based out of Memphis, TN, after all. I lived there f… 08/02/2013 on So you ordered a package? 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Whitty Title +2
#46 - biddo (07/30/2013) [-]
this picture makes me laugh everytime. if people cant laugh about a good funny 9/11 picture thats just sad
#3 - Picture 06/01/2013 on The different types of People. 0
#42 - Now you should play the game! 06/01/2013 on Spongebob Squarepants the... +4
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on The inside of a Fury stripclub +16
#7 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
That's just it's tail... Fuck off thundercunt!
#1 - I can't wait to try this! 05/31/2013 on When I tell you to "Fuck... 0
#1 - I better get started if I'm gonna meet my quota  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Facebook +58
#72 - demcomments (05/31/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #9820 at Sports - sports news, news sports, sports discussion **

so hopefully my math here is right...

Say you live to be 80 years old.
So lets do

That turns out to 29,200 days. (Obviously).

Now lets do

29,200/35,000 which equals 0.83.

So to meet your quota you'd only have to eat 0.83 cookies a day. That is if I didn't fuck up somewhere. I also highly doubt anyone just eats 1 cookie either.
#105 - stokkeprygl (06/01/2013) [-]
You're dividing in the wrong order
it would actually be 35.000/29.200 = 1,1986 cookies/day

I'm sorry for using , and . differently than you, I'm European and that is how we roll
#106 - demcomments (06/01/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #346142 at Ponyville **

Makes more sense. I had a feeling I was doing something somewhat wrong.
#40 - anonymous (05/31/2013) [-]
I like how the one person is just like;

"just lemme get a quick rub of dat fur"
User avatar #10 - tragono (05/31/2013) [-]
Eat my quota*
#2 - This should be on your introductory page for your paper  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2013 on St. Elmo's Fire 0
#9 - damidgetspanker (05/31/2013) [-]
here you go I use two screens
User avatar #13 - cooldudexy (05/31/2013) [-]
i c titays thum 4 u
#12 - skymuffinz (05/31/2013) [-]
Is... is that internet explorer..?
#1 - Great job on that description 05/29/2013 on Human, assist me +82
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