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    Not mine Not mine
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    and you thought your life was bad and you thought your life was bad
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    Here's this again Here's this again
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    Tempting Tempting
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    dadadadadada two poops dadadadadada two poops
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    Ya goofs Ya goofs
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    Shit happens Shit happens
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    I'll just leave this here I'll just leave this here

latest user's comments

#41 - damn, juri? 07/15/2016 on God Damn 2 0
#766 - **horfus used "*roll picture*"** **horfus rolled image ** 07/14/2016 on Starving african children 0
#7 - Or when I play jigglypuff in smash 07/14/2016 on Owlturd 0
#31 - and its about damn time 07/14/2016 on Upcoming Zenyatta buff +1
#48 - Can a bro with a twitter spam blizzard with this picture? 07/14/2016 on Metal LĂșcio 0
#3 - I get chills to this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2016 on spooky +3
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#11 - englman (07/01/2016) [-]
I bought that album and it's criminally inexpensive. The guy does AMAZING work and it's like a freaking $4 album.. really sad.
#15 - >14 poise is useful but may get you killed 06/23/2016 on Dark souls comp #10, Be... 0
#37 - These posts make me want to get into 40k, whats a good game to…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2016 on 40k Art and Quotes 2 +1
#45 - lollypopalopicus (04/01/2016) [-]
Oh, and if reading isn't your thing, and you want something that explains the current state of 40k lore, while being fucking hilarious, I would recommend, If the emperor had text to speech www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_2nM1GEllg&list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA&index=2
#43 - lollypopalopicus (04/01/2016) [-]
If you are looking for a good table top RPG, then Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader are both good.
Also, another really good way to both get into the franchise, and have some good times, is to go to 1d4Chan, and read articles related to 40k, and other things that strike your fancy. It is basically the archive of all the awesome/funny things /tg/ has made, and 40k is one of their favourites.
Glory to the Emprausque!
#39 - thefallenlord (03/03/2016) [-]
No horror games unfortunately Space Hulk Deathwing looks kinda atmospheric but you'll be encased in tank-sized power armor and armed like standard army platoon so not really proper horror Unless you like RTS-s, there are very few video games that can get you into 40k.

-Space Marine is pretty good but a bit repetitive and story is kinda predictable and multiplayer is (sadly) mostly dead.

-Dawn of War is pretty safe bet, it's great game on it's own, expansions are really great, there's a ton of content for a price and if that runs out the game has very dedicated modding community that creates all sorts of very lore-friendly mods (more units, races, maps etc...)

-Dawn of War 2 is more focused on smaller squads and tactical combat with Diablo-esque loot-centric single-player campaign, mods are not as prominent (the tools are SHIT apparently) but some are pretty fucking AMAZING Elite, Destroyer and motherfucking VENGEANCE OF THE BLOOD RAVENS!!! and Last Stand mode is still alive and well and can also be purchased as stand alone.

-Deathwatch is unfortunately not worth it, it's shoddy mobile port or game that is not that good to begin with

-Regicide is Warhammer 40k themed chess with some modes that allow for alternative gameplay, nothing really amazing imho

-Kill Team is twin stick shooter that's not worth a squat

-Storm of Vengeance is even worse

-Nexus Arena is shitty moba (Emperor protect us)

-Armageddon is very close to tabletop in both scale, rules and visuals (so expect miniatures and barely any animations....)

-Legacy of Dorn: Herald of Oblivion - pretty good choose your own adventure text-based game with you starring as Space Marine Terminator, lots of reading

-Space Hulk & Ascension - turn-based squad game, vanilla is not very good (nor fair) but Ascension might be worth a shot.

-Battlefleet Gothic ship tactics space RTS , Eternal Crusade huge multiplayer focused arena class shooter similar to Space Marine MP just with more players, still in early access and Space Hulk Deathwatch FPS are on their way, they seem fucking solid.

I hope that's all of them
#41 - gorathsm (03/03/2016) [-]
Forgot some of the older games but I think only one would interest anybody nowadays.

Final liberation is similar to Armageddon except it's based on the old Epic rules. The player is tasked with retaking an imperial world from an ork invasion and has an world overview much like the later DOW with the player gaining resources at the end of every turn to build regiments into his armies. It only concerns imperial vs orks, other factions were planned for expansions but none ended up being made.
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#42 - thefallenlord (03/03/2016) [-]
Well there are still games like Fire Warrior, Space Hulk Vengeance of the Blood Angels, Chaos Gate and Rites of War, but unless you can get it on GOG.com (and I'm not sure you can) I doubt they can run on modern systems. My boxed copy of Chaos Gate and Final Liberation is most certainly not working on Win7 so I didn't include them. There also Squad Command game on PSP and there's Diablo-esque Inquisitor-Martyr on the way as well as Eisenhorn-XENOS for iOS and Android which will rape one of the best 40k novels... may the God-Emperor have mercy on us...
#12 - I think i've been playing too much, but this is what came to mind.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2016 on Spider time +2
#16 - chessvencent (02/24/2016) [-]
Im such a scrub,I have lvl 10 for her and Medusa...
#17 - what's this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2016 on Tank feels +4
#19 - rawrasaurus (01/26/2016) [-]
Its from Warhammer 40k, and like anon said its a techpriest.
#18 - anon (01/26/2016) [-]
It's 40k tech priest I think ?
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