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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Earth
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Obese kid with major problems.

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#1 - It's just a cute doby ffs <3  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on find out +60
#2 - wolfwithglasses (12/10/2014) [-]
adorbs
#4 - Picture 12/10/2014 on What Is Love +5
#25 - mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#23 - E du gira på niogsæksti?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#21 - Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#19 - True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#17 - Okei, finnmarking æ da, men bor i Trondheim. Skikkelig fettplass.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
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#18 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Trondheim mentioned? swell with studenta og jøde hybeleigera

korsen går livet i trondheim da? ka du driv me? skole?
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#19 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men har fådd kuka knær, så nu e det nav som e livet. Kor du befinn dæ på kloden da? Æ ska voldta dæ
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#15 - "he vorre her i årevis". Hørtes bare trøndersk ut…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
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#16 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
eeeeh ja, litt rar dialekt. heile slekta e nordfra og vokst opp i Molde så blir litt hulter te bulter
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#17 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Okei, finnmarking æ da, men bor i Trondheim. Skikkelig fettplass.
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#18 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Trondheim mentioned? swell with studenta og jøde hybeleigera

korsen går livet i trondheim da? ka du driv me? skole?
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#19 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men har fådd kuka knær, så nu e det nav som e livet. Kor du befinn dæ på kloden da? Æ ska voldta dæ
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#13 - Ja, har fådd me mæ det, du e ikke trønder nei?  [+] (13 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#14 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
>trønder
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#15 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
"he vorre her i årevis". Hørtes bare trøndersk ut. Sorry m9.
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#16 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
eeeeh ja, litt rar dialekt. heile slekta e nordfra og vokst opp i Molde så blir litt hulter te bulter
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#17 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Okei, finnmarking æ da, men bor i Trondheim. Skikkelig fettplass.
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#18 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Trondheim mentioned? swell with studenta og jøde hybeleigera

korsen går livet i trondheim da? ka du driv me? skole?
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#19 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men har fådd kuka knær, så nu e det nav som e livet. Kor du befinn dæ på kloden da? Æ ska voldta dæ
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#11 - Jeg er også norsk, hvis du ikke skjønte det. Det var b…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#29 - SirMartin (12/10/2014) [-]
Blir flau av dere
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#41 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Det e nok kuk til dæ også, vær ikke redd min venn
#12 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
det e faktisk latterlig mange norske på sia her, he vorre her i årevis
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#13 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Ja, har fådd me mæ det, du e ikke trønder nei?
#14 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
>trønder
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#15 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
"he vorre her i årevis". Hørtes bare trøndersk ut. Sorry m9.
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#16 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
eeeeh ja, litt rar dialekt. heile slekta e nordfra og vokst opp i Molde så blir litt hulter te bulter
User avatar
#17 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Okei, finnmarking æ da, men bor i Trondheim. Skikkelig fettplass.
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#18 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Trondheim mentioned? swell with studenta og jøde hybeleigera

korsen går livet i trondheim da? ka du driv me? skole?
User avatar
#19 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men har fådd kuka knær, så nu e det nav som e livet. Kor du befinn dæ på kloden da? Æ ska voldta dæ
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#9 - Ayy, du e jo norsk din lille ******  [+] (19 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use +3
#10 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
så?
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#11 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Jeg er også norsk, hvis du ikke skjønte det. Det var bare det jeg ville si min venn
#29 - SirMartin (12/10/2014) [-]
Blir flau av dere
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#41 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Det e nok kuk til dæ også, vær ikke redd min venn
#12 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
det e faktisk latterlig mange norske på sia her, he vorre her i årevis
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#13 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Ja, har fådd me mæ det, du e ikke trønder nei?
#14 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
>trønder
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#15 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
"he vorre her i årevis". Hørtes bare trøndersk ut. Sorry m9.
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#16 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
eeeeh ja, litt rar dialekt. heile slekta e nordfra og vokst opp i Molde så blir litt hulter te bulter
User avatar
#17 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Okei, finnmarking æ da, men bor i Trondheim. Skikkelig fettplass.
User avatar
#18 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Trondheim mentioned? swell with studenta og jøde hybeleigera

korsen går livet i trondheim da? ka du driv me? skole?
User avatar
#19 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men har fådd kuka knær, så nu e det nav som e livet. Kor du befinn dæ på kloden da? Æ ska voldta dæ
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#45 - i bet u kiss girls faget 12/10/2014 on Insult me +2
#8 - np m8 12/10/2014 on substance use +1
#6 - faggot  [+] (32 new replies) 12/10/2014 on substance use 0
#31 - nationalanthem (12/10/2014) [-]
Jøss! Landsmenn!
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#39 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Ayyo homze
#40 - nationalanthem (12/10/2014) [-]
greeit det!
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#42 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Wats up bb?
#43 - nationalanthem (12/10/2014) [-]
sitter her på østlandet og norsker heftig da brur!
#44 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Noice, eg addar deg som ven
#46 - nationalanthem (12/10/2014) [-]
tar en brå sjans og vedder på at du heter Håvard?
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#47 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Je bebby, stemme bra det. Tar en bråsjans og vedde på at du hete Knut-Emil?
#48 - nationalanthem (12/10/2014) [-]
riktig første bokstav hvertfall så close enough
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#49 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Kåre it is.
#7 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
thanks sherlock
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#9 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Ayy, du e jo norsk din lille nigger
#10 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
så?
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#11 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Jeg er også norsk, hvis du ikke skjønte det. Det var bare det jeg ville si min venn
#29 - SirMartin (12/10/2014) [-]
Blir flau av dere
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#41 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Det e nok kuk til dæ også, vær ikke redd min venn
#12 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
det e faktisk latterlig mange norske på sia her, he vorre her i årevis
User avatar
#13 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Ja, har fådd me mæ det, du e ikke trønder nei?
#14 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
>trønder
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#15 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
"he vorre her i årevis". Hørtes bare trøndersk ut. Sorry m9.
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#16 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
eeeeh ja, litt rar dialekt. heile slekta e nordfra og vokst opp i Molde så blir litt hulter te bulter
User avatar
#17 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Okei, finnmarking æ da, men bor i Trondheim. Skikkelig fettplass.
User avatar
#18 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Trondheim mentioned? swell with studenta og jøde hybeleigera

korsen går livet i trondheim da? ka du driv me? skole?
User avatar
#19 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
True dat. Nei det går nu, har jobba som tømrer i 4 år, men har fådd kuka knær, så nu e det nav som e livet. Kor du befinn dæ på kloden da? Æ ska voldta dæ
#20 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
Molde, så ikkje så langt ifra Anus prepared
#21 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
Bynne å kjøre nu da. Æ finn dæ.
#22 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
oh bby
#23 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
E du gira på niogsæksti?
#24 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
sorry baby, bare doggy for me
#25 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
mkey bebe gi mæ de grønna tomlan din kuk
#26 - hypex (12/10/2014) [-]
k
#8 - hoovard (12/10/2014) [-]
np m8
#9 - Oh, **** me. Mine's even ******** . 12/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#5 - But why?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#7 - ninjalllama (12/10/2014) [-]
I am sure i can find a use for it someday
#19 - Praise Hosanna, and Rang ************ <3 12/09/2014 on Description +1
#47 - Nice dude, spot on. Check out this 360 noscope btw.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Alpha As Fuck +2
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#48 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
2 mlg 4 me
#37 - It will be hard for me to repeat it due to the fact that I wou…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Alpha As Fuck +3
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#44 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
I'll try and repeat it, I did not see it tho so, this is just a guess
Prepare for cancer blast

"Lol, leo is g3y . Admin-ku nis way fukken c00ler xD, he could go oujt with like 600 russian prostitues without paying becus is the sexiest man alive liek EVAR!! XD OMG.
Leo de cuprio wuld haf 2 pay teh prostitutes because he is a forever alone guy LOL! XD"

My brain hurts after typing that.
#70 - tarabostes (12/09/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ..................why would he post that? He's not even kim jong un lover....... dafuq?
#54 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
you trying to rendition the original post was way more cringe worthy
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#55 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
login faggot.
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#51 - stormietheraver (12/09/2014) [-]
#1 i diddnt say leo was gay, i said despite leo's getting 20 chicks that he couldnt top admin at getting chicks, cuz nobody can top admin. i just LOVE how some of you guys cant read between the lines
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#52 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
I never saw your original comment.
"I did not see it tho so, this is just a guess"
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#57 - stormietheraver (12/09/2014) [-]
let me see if i can repeat it from memory as best i can

basically i said:

"leo got 20 chicks in one night, but he couldnt top the legendary conquests of admin, most notably the night admin got scarlett johansson, eva mendes, the entire dallas cowboys cheerleading squad, the k-pop girl group girls generation, 14 russian prostitutes (who PAID admin for the privilege of being penetrated by his cock) and chuck norris' wife"

make note, there was not a single mention of leo being gay, purely just a bad joke about praising admin. so if that faggot hoovard wants to label me as cancer even though im the OP that posted this content, then be my guest
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#75 - hashtronaut (12/09/2014) [-]
How does you being the one to post a screen shot prevent you from saying something retarded in the comments?
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#87 - stormietheraver (12/10/2014) [-]
if you think thats retarded, then you havent been around here long enough
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#88 - hashtronaut (12/10/2014) [-]
So, because other people have been retarded you can't be retarded too?
#56 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
then why would you try write it?
#47 - hoovard (12/09/2014) [-]
Nice dude, spot on. Check out this 360 noscope btw.
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#48 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
2 mlg 4 me
#13 - The cancer is real  [+] (16 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Alpha As Fuck +5
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#38 - quoterox (12/09/2014) [-]
I concur with anon at >>#33. We must know.
#33 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
what was it?
#37 - hoovard (12/09/2014) [-]
It will be hard for me to repeat it due to the fact that I would not like to give other people cancer, and I don't have photographic memory. But it was something ultra cancerous about admin being way c00ler than Leo because he could go out with 600 prostitutes from Russia who had to pay to be with him, and not vice versa. And something about Chuck Norris' wife was in there also. It was written in a very cringeworthy and memelicious way. Fuck, that's all I remember. Sorry my niggers. ajcdish, if you wanted to know.
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#44 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
I'll try and repeat it, I did not see it tho so, this is just a guess
Prepare for cancer blast

"Lol, leo is g3y . Admin-ku nis way fukken c00ler xD, he could go oujt with like 600 russian prostitues without paying becus is the sexiest man alive liek EVAR!! XD OMG.
Leo de cuprio wuld haf 2 pay teh prostitutes because he is a forever alone guy LOL! XD"

My brain hurts after typing that.
#70 - tarabostes (12/09/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ..................why would he post that? He's not even kim jong un lover....... dafuq?
#54 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
you trying to rendition the original post was way more cringe worthy
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#55 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
login faggot.
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#51 - stormietheraver (12/09/2014) [-]
#1 i diddnt say leo was gay, i said despite leo's getting 20 chicks that he couldnt top admin at getting chicks, cuz nobody can top admin. i just LOVE how some of you guys cant read between the lines
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#52 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
I never saw your original comment.
"I did not see it tho so, this is just a guess"
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#57 - stormietheraver (12/09/2014) [-]
let me see if i can repeat it from memory as best i can

basically i said:

"leo got 20 chicks in one night, but he couldnt top the legendary conquests of admin, most notably the night admin got scarlett johansson, eva mendes, the entire dallas cowboys cheerleading squad, the k-pop girl group girls generation, 14 russian prostitutes (who PAID admin for the privilege of being penetrated by his cock) and chuck norris' wife"

make note, there was not a single mention of leo being gay, purely just a bad joke about praising admin. so if that faggot hoovard wants to label me as cancer even though im the OP that posted this content, then be my guest
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#75 - hashtronaut (12/09/2014) [-]
How does you being the one to post a screen shot prevent you from saying something retarded in the comments?
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#87 - stormietheraver (12/10/2014) [-]
if you think thats retarded, then you havent been around here long enough
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#88 - hashtronaut (12/10/2014) [-]
So, because other people have been retarded you can't be retarded too?
#56 - anon (12/09/2014) [-]
then why would you try write it?
#47 - hoovard (12/09/2014) [-]
Nice dude, spot on. Check out this 360 noscope btw.
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#48 - butterduck (12/09/2014) [-]
2 mlg 4 me
#60 - I think he says: "So, got some time to kill?". 12/09/2014 on Magic hat +1
#7 - Here is the sauce faggots: 12/05/2014 on Karma is a fat bitch in a... +2
#2 - Je boii 11/28/2014 on hoovard's profile 0
#27 - Sauce faggots:  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on The base on fire man +7
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#28 - hotpost (11/26/2014) [-]
ty based god
#26 - Rip in piece cameramen 11/24/2014 on Awee... 0

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#5 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ey bro
#6 to #5 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Ayy bruv
User avatar #14 to #6 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Dead?
User avatar #7 to #6 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ayyy sup? Do you live in trondheim?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Eating, sap? Yea, do u?
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm drinking

Yes I do!
User avatar #10 to #9 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Das edgy bruv. I know a guy who once injected 2 alcohols and died. Be careful my friend.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Well where in trondheim do you live,
User avatar #12 to #11 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Risvollan, u? Are u a cop?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Moholt no I'm not
#3 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
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#4 to #3 - hoovard (04/14/2015) [-]
Je bby
Je bby
#2 to #1 - hoovard (11/28/2014) [-]
Je boii
Je boii
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