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Age:	23
Date Signed Up:	12/26/2010
Last Login:	1/13/2016
Location:	Earth
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Highest Comment Rank:	#1064
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Total Comments Made:	520
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#75 - What is up with thumbing him to hell for misunderstanding? Do … [+] (2 new replies)	11/09/2015 on ake 12	+2
#82 - lotengo (11/09/2015) [-] If we let him off easy he wont learn from his mistakes #98 - solarknight (11/09/2015) [-] Gee thanks.
#1074 - Duane? [+] (1 new reply)	10/23/2015 on Post a picture of your face	+4
#1077 - betterguygreg (10/23/2015) [-] Great now I have to go into hiding again
#1 - Since there are no comments here. Please take care of your mot… [+] (29 new replies)	10/17/2015 on College and Preschool	+361
#86 - ubercookieboy (10/21/2015) [-] Unless your mom is a lesbian #80 - myreadyassyolk (10/17/2015) [-] Bastard child here. Mom raised me and though she's a bit crazy, I still love her and am thankful for her raising me right. #74 - Indoknight (10/17/2015) [-] My mom only called me because she heard about a suicide at my college. #77 - nickypickle (10/17/2015) [-] do you think that means anything #78 - Indoknight (10/17/2015) [-] yes #81 - talldumbdork (10/17/2015) [-] Your mom knows you are good at flips #79 - nickypickle (10/17/2015) [-] like #65 - anon (10/17/2015) [-] >mom left and I don't have a single solid memory of her y-you only get one #73 - strangesir (10/17/2015) [-] #yogo #59 - aguycalledlee (10/17/2015) [-] #55 - redtooth (10/17/2015) [-] #50 - blindpone (10/17/2015) [-] My mother died 10 years ago, and my few memories of her are her cheating on my father and abandoning us both. RIP in peace. #48 - anon (10/17/2015) [-] It's k I have two moms so I have a spare. HA. BEAT THAT YOU CIS SCUM. #47 - murrlogic (10/17/2015) [-] My mom lost her mind after her car accident. She started consuming large quantities of vicodin then she switched to weed, then cocaine, then meth, and lost a fuck ton of weight all of her teeth and her soul was sucked straight through her face #63 - thehistorylover (10/17/2015) [-] I'm sorry. #43 - missorangejews (10/17/2015) [-] ...or two #37 - tsnkami (10/17/2015) [-] I had 5. #76 - wtfduud (10/17/2015) [-] 3 here #35 - StewieGGriffin (10/17/2015) [-] Take it from a guy who lost his mom at the store, shes in the pasta section. #82 - redtooth (10/18/2015) [-] "Hi mom, where are you?" "I'm at soup." "What do you mean, you're AT soup?" #33 - thecorf (10/17/2015) [-] I grew up with basically only a mother because my parents got divorced and i stayed with my sister and mother in Greenland and my dad went to Denmark. So because of that i have a really close connection with my mom and now my mom calls me on Facebook video chat every week since i study in Denmark. I wholeheartedly agree with your statement, always take care of your mother and if she is far away, call her every now and then, if she knows how, do it through Skype or facetime or whatever, i'm sure she'll appreciate to see you. #23 - jacencaedus (10/17/2015) [-] Take it from a guy who lost his mother 2 and a half years ago, even give her a phone call, you have no idea how much you'll regret it if you don't #24 - pitch (10/17/2015) [-] Lost mine 11 years ago. This year I've officially lived as long without my mother as I did with it. Feelsbadman. I still have my dad though and he's the greatest man on earth. #72 - kanaka (10/17/2015) [-] lost mine when i was 8. nothing is ever going to fill that gap in my life. but honestly i'm a stronger person for it. #6 - jimmyers (10/17/2015) [-] I used to not call my mom very often (every 2-3 weeks) until I spontaneously called and she started crying because she was happy to hear my voice. Now I call every Saturday just to talk. #39 - gruntmastr (10/17/2015) [-] Jesus, that sounds a lot like me. #13 - alfonshister (10/17/2015) [-] #2 - badsamaritan (10/17/2015) [-] Unless of course you have lesbian mothers or you you we're brought into this world as a science experiment #3 - halfblindguy (10/17/2015) [-] Or if you have gay fathers then you don't get any.
#7 - This was his twatter account just now! Can you believe it?!	10/17/2015 on John Cena	+108
#21 - I think it's arrow-shooting person	10/10/2015 on Pics	+7
#9 - yeee son	10/03/2015 on Owl by himself	+3
#13 - nah m 8	09/29/2015 on facts. all facts.	+1
#7 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)	09/29/2015 on You want to see teamwork?...	+16
#37 - shrimpelite (09/30/2015) [-] #41 - stringfingerable (09/30/2015) [-] Gore grind? #11 - schwerdaddy (09/30/2015) [-] I have your original comment favorited <3
#2 - im commenting so blerdegerb gets a notification … [+] (11 new replies)	09/26/2015 on Yes, Quite The Dilemma	+1
#5 - pjers (09/26/2015) [-] I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!! #3 - blerdegerb (09/26/2015) [-] im commenting in response to hoovard 's greeting hi hoovard #7 - sorenlolz (09/26/2015) [-] I'm commenting so hopefully someone gives me a notification. Hahahahahahaha, I'm so lonely #15 - llpanic (09/26/2015) [-] #11 - greekrascal (09/26/2015) [-] #17 - enslavedyouth (09/26/2015) [-] #18 - greekrascal (09/26/2015) [-] #19 - enslavedyouth (09/26/2015) [-] #20 - greekrascal (09/26/2015) [-] #10 - bagguhsleep (09/26/2015) [-] please respond #4 - Das has deleted their comment.
#9 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)	08/28/2015 on Hey dad what are thoooooose	+25
#42 - kameken (08/29/2015) [-] That guy's got feet like he's gonna eat the Batman. #33 - baronvonhuckle (08/29/2015) [-] #11 - Byte (08/28/2015) [-] god damn that little black speck. I've been bamboozled!
#120 - He clearly acted wrong. He should have been calm and let the d…	08/24/2015 on He has such a way with dogs..	+25
#12 - Picture	08/24/2015 on When scientist hack...	+40
#45 - Congratulations my friend [+] (1 new reply)	08/22/2015 on My incredible journey of...	+58
#89 - jagoz (08/23/2015) [-]
#12 - Risvollan, u? Are u a cop? [+] (1 new reply)	08/11/2015 on hoovard's profile	0
#13 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Moholt no I'm not
#10 - Das edgy bruv. I know a guy who once injected 2 alcohols and d… [+] (3 new replies)	08/11/2015 on hoovard's profile	0
#11 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Well where in trondheim do you live, #12 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-] Risvollan, u? Are u a cop? #13 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Moholt no I'm not
#8 - Eating, sap? Yea, do u? [+] (5 new replies)	08/11/2015 on hoovard's profile	0
#9 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] I'm drinking Yes I do! #10 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-] Das edgy bruv. I know a guy who once injected 2 alcohols and died. Be careful my friend. #11 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Well where in trondheim do you live, #12 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-] Risvollan, u? Are u a cop? #13 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Moholt no I'm not
#6 - Ayy bruv [+] (8 new replies)	08/11/2015 on hoovard's profile	0
#14 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Dead? #7 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Ayyy sup? Do you live in trondheim? #8 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-] Eating, sap? Yea, do u? #9 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] I'm drinking Yes I do! #10 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-] Das edgy bruv. I know a guy who once injected 2 alcohols and died. Be careful my friend. #11 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Well where in trondheim do you live, #12 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-] Risvollan, u? Are u a cop? #13 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-] Moholt no I'm not
#56 - I reread your comment now... I'm sorry bebe [+] (2 new replies)	08/01/2015 on The dreamcast controler was...	+10
#57 - Koreawontletmefap (08/01/2015) [-] #82 - furiousmarshmellow (08/01/2015) [-] What exactly were you trying to accomplish?
#54 - What's wrong m'lady? [+] (4 new replies)	08/01/2015 on The dreamcast controler was...	+6
#55 - Koreawontletmefap (08/01/2015) [-] You didn't read properly. Now you've ruined everything. Congratulations. #56 - hoovard (08/01/2015) [-] I reread your comment now... I'm sorry bebe #57 - Koreawontletmefap (08/01/2015) [-] #82 - furiousmarshmellow (08/01/2015) [-] What exactly were you trying to accomplish?
#52 - Picture [+] (6 new replies)	08/01/2015 on The dreamcast controler was...	+9
#53 - Koreawontletmefap (08/01/2015) [-] No you asshat. #54 - hoovard (08/01/2015) [-] What's wrong m'lady? #55 - Koreawontletmefap (08/01/2015) [-] You didn't read properly. Now you've ruined everything. Congratulations. #56 - hoovard (08/01/2015) [-] I reread your comment now... I'm sorry bebe #57 - Koreawontletmefap (08/01/2015) [-] #82 - furiousmarshmellow (08/01/2015) [-] What exactly were you trying to accomplish?
#793 - Das edgy bruv nothing wrong with that	07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your...	+4
#404 - ayy fuccbois [+] (1 new reply)	07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your...	+2
#761 - zerotzallander (07/17/2015) [-] fukkboiis huh? I bet you can't even!
#323 - **** me up fam	07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your...	+2
#45 - I felt that I had to make this [+] (1 new reply)	07/12/2015 on Street Food Compilation	+42
#104 - anon (07/12/2015) [-] That stuff is quite brutal. Wikipedia description: Suffocation deaths are caused by mochi every year in Japan, especially among elderly people. According to the Tokyo Fire Department which responds to choking cases, mochi sends more than 100 people to the hospital every year in Tokyo alone. Between 2006 and 2009, 18 people died from choking on mochi in the Japanese capital, according to city's fire department. In 2011, Japanese media reported eight mochi-related deaths in Tokyo in January.
#28 - Bianca Beuachamp on the left, and Bella French on the right.	07/04/2015 on Attention please	+3