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hoovard

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#14 - If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#12 - If Shaquille O'Neal was a ****** , he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +2
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
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#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#10 - If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my t…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +1
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#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
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#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#8 - If Sqauille O'Neal was a naturally raised area of land, not as…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
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#9 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a bbq lover, he's be Sqauille O'Grill
#10 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my teeth, he'd be Shaquille O'Fill.
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#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
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#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#4 - Mfw i got a raging boner from your description. 04/18/2014 on No-one can stop me 0
#6 - If Shaquille O'Neal was a sensitive guy, he'd be Shaquille O'Feel.  [+] (21 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +2
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#7 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If he Shaquille O'Neal were religious, he'd be Shaquille O'kneel
#8 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain, he'd be Shaquille O'Hill.
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#9 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a bbq lover, he's be Sqauille O'Grill
#10 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my teeth, he'd be Shaquille O'Fill.
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#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
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#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#5 - If Shaquille O'Neal was a figment of your imagination, he'd be…  [+] (22 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +3
#6 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a sensitive guy, he'd be Shaquille O'Feel.
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#7 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If he Shaquille O'Neal were religious, he'd be Shaquille O'kneel
#8 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain, he'd be Shaquille O'Hill.
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#9 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a bbq lover, he's be Sqauille O'Grill
#10 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my teeth, he'd be Shaquille O'Fill.
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#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
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#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
User avatar
#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#4 - If Shaquille O'Neal was a doctor, he'd be Shaquille O'Heal.  [+] (23 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +4
#5 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a figment of your imagination, he'd be Shaquille O'Unreal.
#6 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a sensitive guy, he'd be Shaquille O'Feel.
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#7 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If he Shaquille O'Neal were religious, he'd be Shaquille O'kneel
#8 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain, he'd be Shaquille O'Hill.
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#9 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a bbq lover, he's be Sqauille O'Grill
#10 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my teeth, he'd be Shaquille O'Fill.
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#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
User avatar
#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
User avatar
#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
User avatar
#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
User avatar
#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#3 - If Shaquille O'Neal lived in the ocean, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal.  [+] (24 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +5
#4 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a doctor, he'd be Shaquille O'Heal.
#5 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a figment of your imagination, he'd be Shaquille O'Unreal.
#6 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a sensitive guy, he'd be Shaquille O'Feel.
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#7 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If he Shaquille O'Neal were religious, he'd be Shaquille O'kneel
#8 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain, he'd be Shaquille O'Hill.
User avatar
#9 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a bbq lover, he's be Sqauille O'Grill
#10 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my teeth, he'd be Shaquille O'Fill.
User avatar
#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
User avatar
#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
User avatar
#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
User avatar
#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
User avatar
#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#23 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - hoovard has deleted their comment.
#2 - If Shaquille O'Neal was a pig, he'd be Shaquille O'Squeal.  [+] (26 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke +6
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#34 - removekimchi (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a charity, He'd be ShaMeals onWheels
#3 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal lived in the ocean, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal.
#4 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a doctor, he'd be Shaquille O'Heal.
#5 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a figment of your imagination, he'd be Shaquille O'Unreal.
#6 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a sensitive guy, he'd be Shaquille O'Feel.
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#7 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If he Shaquille O'Neal were religious, he'd be Shaquille O'kneel
#8 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a naturally raised area of land, not as high or craggy as a mountain, he'd be Shaquille O'Hill.
User avatar
#9 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Sqauille O'Neal was a bbq lover, he's be Sqauille O'Grill
#10 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was used to to repair the cavities of my teeth, he'd be Shaquille O'Fill.
User avatar
#11 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a professional fishermen he'd be Shaquille O'reel.
#12 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger, he'd be Shaquille O'Steal.
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#17 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
It's funny because he was a superhero called Steel in a movie by the same name.
User avatar
#13 - zarkias (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was made out of food he'd be Shaquille O'meal.
#14 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the back part of the human foot below the ankle, he'd be Shaquille O'Heel
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#16 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a car sales man, he'd be Shaquille O'Deal.
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#18 - Xplode (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a hunter, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal
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#19 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was an elongated fish with no pectoral fins and a fused tail and dorsal fin, he'd be Shaquille O'Eel.
#20 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly used by anglers to hold fish or other prey, he'd be Shaquille O'Creel.
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
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#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
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This whole thread.
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isnt that a moon?
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This whole thread.
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#160 - fortminorj (03/11/2013) [-]
you know that one picture that gets you every night? you know which one, it's the one that puts tears in your eyes from laughing so hard, but when you look at it tomorrow morning it isn't half as funny? this... this is it for me
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#141 - elcreepo (03/11/2013) [-]
"Oh mah gawd grow up"

What's the rush? Growing up sucks.
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#113 - zenagirl (03/11/2013) [-]
Two kinds of people.
#185 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
And both of the think you should kill yourself.
#77 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Your a fag kid. Your 20 fuckin years old and you still think farts are funny. Wow
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#140 - elcreepo (03/11/2013) [-]
Learn to laugh once in awhile.

It might help you dislodge that massive splinter you got in your penis.

lol penis
#190 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
lol faggot
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#191 - elcreepo (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh anon, you got me again.
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#131 - chimfer (03/11/2013) [-]
Farts will always be funny ya fun sponge.
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It may not be a bracelet but it is close enough


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#37 - oishiine (03/10/2013) [-]
What the fuck
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#24 - ninjabeaver (03/10/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of people.
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#147 - fedegon (03/11/2013) [-]
You know what they say about asians.
#148 - fedegon (03/11/2013) [-]
And they know that you know.
#15 - roninneko (03/10/2013) [-]
The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
#75 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Really isnt that funny. Grow up.
#129 - roninneko (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh, look. An anon knocking a subjective opinion. What are the odds?
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#5 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ey bro
#6 to #5 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Ayy bruv
User avatar #14 to #6 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Dead?
User avatar #7 to #6 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ayyy sup? Do you live in trondheim?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Eating, sap? Yea, do u?
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm drinking

Yes I do!
User avatar #10 to #9 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Das edgy bruv. I know a guy who once injected 2 alcohols and died. Be careful my friend.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Well where in trondheim do you live,
User avatar #12 to #11 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Risvollan, u? Are u a cop?
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Moholt no I'm not
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