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hoovard

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/26/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Earth
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Comment Ranking:#2332
Highest Content Rank:#7208
Highest Comment Rank:#1064
Content Thumbs: 566 total,  756 ,  190
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Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 56 Content: Sammich eater → Level 57 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 265 Comments: Pure Win → Level 266 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:520
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Obese kid with major problems.

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#40 - paranoidmuffin is right. The gun in the gif is probably a co2 …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on wuuh +9
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#69 - tantcancer (09/19/2014) [-]
wow, where can u get that
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#55 - shameonapony (09/19/2014) [-]
Just bought the 6'' a couple days ago.

Besides the trigger reset issue it's a pretty nice gun.
#94 - It's commercial for deodorant, gif unrelated: 09/11/2014 on apple is so cool 0
#200 - Here is the sauce: @ 0:19, dat ****** ass. 08/25/2014 on Whatd the 5 fingers say to... 0
#57 - I can't help it, but I wanna punch the **** out of her face.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Gooby +34
#82 - plwmar (08/21/2014) [-]
Right in the kisser and probably A LOT HARDER than that guy hit snooki
#43 - ******* hitlerious 11/Adolf 07/28/2014 on I don't remember this... +2
#15 - Picture 07/05/2014 on Scary truth +1
#138 - I made one myself. I put some knives on it. 07/03/2014 on the dreaded knifegun +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Damn you! +30
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#52 - aadenoto (07/01/2014) [-]
But he can
#41 - Have you not heard about this thing called google? 06/30/2014 on Expired bread +1
#39 - Picture 05/29/2014 on Grand Theft Auto Logic +7
#11 - Spoopy as hell  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on scary girl +3
#19 - copycopy (04/26/2014) [-]
#121 - Picture 04/25/2014 on Black science man +3
#97 - Picture 04/24/2014 on Ever Wonder How Old the... +6
#96 - Picture 04/24/2014 on Ever Wonder How Old the... 0
#100 - This is some hot **** right here 04/21/2014 on Sen..pai... +2
#1824 - Megafaggott 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +5
#87 - Picture 04/20/2014 on 2creepy +4
#85 - Source for your gif 04/20/2014 on 2creepy 0
#84 - 12 spoopy 24 me.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on 2creepy +1
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#90 - joemoearigato (04/20/2014) [-]
982 spoopy 9024 me.
#28 - And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circula… 04/18/2014 on Poke +1
#25 - If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
#24 - Comment deleted 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
#22 - Comment deleted 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
#20 - If Shaquille O'Neal was a type of small wicker basket mainly u…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Poke 0
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#21 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neal was the protective layer over a banana or other fruits, he'd be Shaquille O'Peel
#25 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
If Shaquille O'Neill was a black scientist, he'd be Shaquille O'Neil Degrasse Tyson. Fucked up with the replying there...
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#27 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Shit, you really did. Haha anyway, my response is down there.
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#26 - samxdaxman (04/18/2014) [-]
Fuck it, that one was too good. You win, PRAISE LAWD HOOVARD, KING OF SHAQUILLE O'NEAL PUNS.
#28 - hoovard (04/18/2014) [-]
And I'm not done quite yet. If Shaquille O'Neill was a circular component that is intended to rotate on an axial bearing, he'd be Shaquille O'Wheel.
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#5 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ey bro
#6 to #5 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Ayy bruv
User avatar #14 to #6 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Dead?
User avatar #7 to #6 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ayyy sup? Do you live in trondheim?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Eating, sap? Yea, do u?
User avatar #9 to #8 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm drinking

Yes I do!
User avatar #10 to #9 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Das edgy bruv. I know a guy who once injected 2 alcohols and died. Be careful my friend.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Well where in trondheim do you live,
User avatar #12 to #11 - hoovard (08/11/2015) [-]
Risvollan, u? Are u a cop?
User avatar #13 to #12 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Moholt no I'm not
#3 - anon (04/13/2015) [-]
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#4 to #3 - hoovard (04/14/2015) [-]
Je bby
Je bby
#2 to #1 - hoovard (11/28/2014) [-]
Je boii
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