that got me hornyer then a triceritops

That guy sure as hell isn't sorry about the size.

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

if Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger he would be Shaquille O'neal

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

if Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger he would be Shaquille O'neal

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

if Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger he would be Shaquille O'neal

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

Shaquille nOt Real

shit dude, that one could have been better

if Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger he would be Shaquille O'neal

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

I don't want to ruin the joke but technically Shaq has a doctorate

Shaquille nOt Real

shit dude, that one could have been better

if Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger he would be Shaquille O'neal

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

if Shaquille O'Neal was an astronaut he would be Shaquille O'Niel

If Shaquille O'Neal was a vehicle, he'd be the Shaquille Mobile

iv Shaquille O'Neal was a stop sign, stop.

I don't want to ruin the joke but technically Shaq has a doctorate

Shaquille nOt Real

shit dude, that one could have been better

if Shaquille O'Neal was a nigger he would be Shaquille O'neal

But that's Mutombo not shaq

if Shaquille O'Neal was a merchant he'd be Shaquille O'Deal

If shaquille O'neall was extremely serious it'd be Shitquille Gotreal.

If Shaquille O'Niel was a christian he'd be Shaquille O'Kneel

If Shaquille O'Neal was an oatmeal he'd be Shaquille O'Atmeal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a trader, he would be Shaquille O'Deal

If Shaquille O'Neal was knife he would be Shaquille O'Peel

If Shaquille O'Neal held back Satan, he'd be Shaquille O'Seal

If shaquille O'Neill was a blue, low saturated color, he'd be Shaquille O`Teal

If Shaquille O'Neal was a meat connoisseur, he'd be Shaquille O'Veal

If Shaquille O'Neal were a bluish colour he'd be Shaquille O'Teal.

Heel, Zeal, Reel

When Shaquille O' Neal cums he probably calls it eshaqulating

fucking hell m8 this made me cry

got anymore

Hahaha this is probably my favorite one

www.youtube.com/channel/UCbdd2VPD7rdUOz_dRe3h7Ng
Here, a whole channel full of this stuff.

i know... but that video is kinda disturbing still (even though the sub is kinda funny i guess)



i've laughed at worse though... my favourite taboo joke is 9/11 jokes and since what happened in Norway i understand how butthurt some americans feel about those jokes...

breifist.

Wait, what happened in Norway?

basically our 9/11... some psycho fucker set off a bomb somewhere in Oslo and managed to hop on a boat to a summer camp on an island dressed as a police officer and a masacre insued

When the fuck did that happen?

22 of july 2011


i think the fucker got maximum time of 21 years... when he's done that he can be evaluated and re-sentenced if it's deemed necessary

It might be too late, but I'm sorry that happened. I hope he get resentenced.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_imprisonment_in_Norway have a link

*whispers* phanact

Honestly, at least Phanact brings content to the front page, unlike half of us. Except for these past few days, where we've all just been in a big circlejerk.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little whitename? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Reposting Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on your mom, and I have reached the frontpage over 300 times. I am trained in red thumb warfare and I’m the top thumbwhore in the entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitstorm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in anon, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Moderators and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of FunnyJunk, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit red all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I have heard that music so many times, but cannot remember where it's from.

The second song is Blackbeard by Hans Zimmer.

Lavender town music