honkeytonk

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:9/21/2012
Last Login:1/31/2015
Location:Oklahoma
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Content Ranking:#3438
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Highest Content Rank:#1417
Highest Comment Rank:#7943
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Level 149 Comments: Faptastic → Level 150 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:224036
Times Content Favorited:287 times
Total Comments Made:159
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Imma be the next Johnny Cash.

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#54 - I cant wait for D-Bry to return in the Royal Rumble 01/01/2015 on High Hopes 0
#24 - If y'all haven't seen Foxcatcher, do it now. Piece of cinematic gold. 01/01/2015 on Mark Ruffalo -1
#39 - jokexplain  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on soweet loife of zacheus &... 0
User avatar #42 - dudewitharake (12/27/2014) [-]
puu.sh/7GOzk.swf this will probably answer your question better than anybody else could
User avatar #40 - thestolensweetrole (12/27/2014) [-]
I got this,
Sigmund Freud created a complex called the Oedipus complex, based after the story of Oedipus, the guy who fucked his mom then raked his eyes out. Basically keeping it short, hes saying him and his mom "bonded" fuckherrightinthepussy
over a lizard named "Sigmund Freud."
#2051 - >Girl I've been obsessed with since January finally says ye… 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +1
#2024 - Comment deleted 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#196 - Im about to be a Senior at OCA in Edmond.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on 10 Interesting Random Facts... 0
User avatar #197 - PEDOBEARKIDS (06/07/2014) [-]
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#191 - Oklahoma mentioned Swell with red dirt pride  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2014 on 10 Interesting Random Facts... +1
User avatar #195 - PEDOBEARKIDS (06/07/2014) [-]
Just curious to know what high school to see our okie relation. I went to Del City.
#196 - honkeytonk (06/07/2014) [-]
Im about to be a Senior at OCA in Edmond.
User avatar #197 - PEDOBEARKIDS (06/07/2014) [-]
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#24 - What did it end up being?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Faith 0
User avatar #33 - OperativeOpposite (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't know if you're being serious, but that gif isn't real, I think. They're clips of Gordon Ramsay and a serial killer cannibal, named Hannibal Lector. So they're probably eating people. Which is what he serves his guests on the show. It's a great show, I recommend it.
User avatar #31 - majordraco (06/01/2014) [-]
Long Pork
User avatar #26 - hybredmoon (06/01/2014) [-]
Soylent Green
#66 - thechickencharmer (06/01/2014) [-]
#218 - Oklahoma mentioned Swell with pride yay okies 05/02/2014 on Random Fact Comp 14 0
#33 - I miss Punk  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on When you state your opinion +2
#38 - psykojet (03/31/2014) [-]
He doesn't miss you.
#6 - Picture 03/28/2014 on fuckin dad jokes +3
#4 - This is so cringe-worthy. 03/12/2014 on Captions +2
#52 - King of the Hill 03/12/2014 on plot twist 0
#123 - A wild Hitmonlee appeared! 02/02/2014 on Don't Be.....(Gym edition OC) +3
#28 - Your anus exploding is.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Honest Slogans 2 0
User avatar #69 - thelycanstrain (01/31/2014) [-]
I have never had that problem haha.

And I know I'm going to sound like one of "those" people, but I've been eating Sriracha since it wasn't even in regular grocery stores. I had to track that shit down in those oriental import stores (and always got tamarind candy and whatnot too haha).
#8 - Confession time- up until i was about 12, I always thought the…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/31/2014 on FG +174
User avatar #68 - captainrattrap (01/31/2014) [-]
I liked to sing my own version, "transgenders, females in disguise! Transgenders, they're not really guys!"
User avatar #65 - undeadwill (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought the same thing.
#40 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
I remember "transformers, robots eat your pie"
#36 - drizztrocks (01/31/2014) [-]
I also thought "More than beats the eyes"
User avatar #28 - zaxzwim (01/31/2014) [-]
morgan meats "the eye"
#21 - fzjoss has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - mrgoodlove (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought the Empire State Building was "the entire state building"
User avatar #18 - unkownthous (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought it was robots in your eye.
#15 - CurlySuee (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought Lmanop (L M N O P) was all one letter until grade 3 or so.
User avatar #14 - slycoop (01/31/2014) [-]
Are you me?
#58 - F5! 01/12/2014 on 99% of men admit they do it... 0
#90 - I love Queen, but cant stand Bohemian Rhapsody. 01/11/2014 on opinions kill people 0
#37 - Yes! Yes! Ye! Yes! Yes! Yes! 01/10/2014 on Invincible! +1
#477 - I miss Geckosandcheerios... 01/01/2014 on Best of Funnyjunk 2013 0
#129 - It's illegal to go Whaling in Oklahoma. IN OKLAHOMA.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Fun Facts on the States +1
User avatar #142 - whiteusername (01/01/2014) [-]
Well of course it is, considering how small their whale population is. It's no surprise they want to protect them. Although, they should have an open season on land whales, those are fucking everywhere.
#51 - I'll man the **** up. Sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Santa 2 0
User avatar #71 - hates (12/15/2013) [-]
cyriak
#23 - Hey Fligflag I'm not sure if youre into it, but I gotta confes… 12/13/2013 on Are you pregnant? 0
#105 - geckosandcheerios :'(  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Adorable Balls +9
User avatar #107 - nightmaren (11/03/2013) [-]
Shed a tear for ones fallen
#10 - Im sorry but that took me a good 3 minutes to understand 10/30/2013 on They see me Rollin' they... +5
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