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honkeytonk

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/21/2012
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:Oklahoma
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Content Views:418917
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Total Comments Made:219
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Favorite Tags: ASIANS CAN ACTUA (3) | i (3) | OP is pretty sex (2) | Pokemon (2)
Imma be the next Johnny Cash.

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#29 - I remember watching it live, freaking out when I saw him shoot… 02/25/2016 on that shut ya up +6
#53 - ***** that's a lobster 02/25/2016 on Krabby the crab -1
#6 - That felt really satisfying to watch 02/20/2016 on Black Lives Matter... +122
#8 - T-Town mentioned, swell with unnecessary pride and rednecks 02/13/2016 on balls +20
#104 - I want on board the hype train 02/11/2016 on Old Man Logan (2016) 2 0
#7 - I like these. 02/09/2016 on 4chan Comp #51 0
#49 - Anyone have the video of him singing "I'ts not ok to be g… 01/24/2016 on Communist fag 0
#23 - I thought he had eaten the cat in the first one  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2016 on cat hatter 0
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#27 - stormklaw (01/17/2016) [-]
look up
i made it just for you bby
#35 - it's illegal to go WHALING in OKLAHOMA  [+] (13 new replies) 01/16/2016 on scary laws +100
#109 - brisineo (01/17/2016) [-]
Well, here in Utah, it's specifically illegal to go whaling on horseback.
#105 - anon (01/17/2016) [-]
I'm from Oklahoma...
#110 - anon (01/17/2016) [-]
ok
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#77 - wraithguard (01/17/2016) [-]
Where in Oklahoma do you live?
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#68 - thechillzilla (01/17/2016) [-]
That's strange considering how many fatties Oklahoma has
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#62 - saltyfries (01/17/2016) [-]
I also heard it's illegal to eat other people's Hamburgers there
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#57 - donbionicle (01/17/2016) [-]
Laws of physics and/or reality will be enforced.
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#45 - dukeofmordor (01/16/2016) [-]
In Ohio its legal every day of the week except Sunday
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#37 - gameshredder (01/16/2016) [-]
Damn, those fatties get all the protection.
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#36 - thechosentroll (01/16/2016) [-]
OK, now I'm fucking curious. Laws don't get passed just cause. SOMETHING has to have happened to lead to a law like that.
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#53 - emosadpanda (01/17/2016) [-]
Oklahoman here. We have these laws because we adopted a lot of laws from Maine. There's another one about walking backwards and eating a hamburger on a certain day of the week. I think that one had something to do with protesting. Now, I have no solid proof to anything that I'm saying, so please don't hang me if I'm wrong.
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#78 - wraithguard (01/17/2016) [-]
Where in Oklahoma do you live?
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#49 - edgecutter (01/16/2016) [-]
Maybe hippies back in the 60's 'n shit were whining about "muh whails" and to appease the public they passed the law?

Idk, though, I'm only speculating.
Did Oklahoma even have a lot of hippies back then?
I don't know shit about America, except for TEXAS.
#1 - Source is Jhall, obviously, has some hilarious stuff. 01/16/2016 on Inconceivable +7
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