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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#186 - Recursion. I would be able to use my memories to expand my kno… 5 hours ago on pick one ... +1
#74 - I dunno, ask the Chinese, they might know.  [+] (9 new replies) 5 hours ago on Jalepenos are useful. 0
User avatar #79 - vortexrain (4 hours ago) [-]
If you're going to be racist, use the right ethnic group, moron.
User avatar #80 - holycrapimacupcake (4 hours ago) [-]
I was referring to tiny dicks you moron.
User avatar #82 - vortexrain (4 hours ago) [-]
That's that Japanese, you fuckwit. Never in my life have I heard the stereotype that Chinese men have small dicks.
User avatar #83 - holycrapimacupcake (4 hours ago) [-]
The stereotype is actually just all Asian groups sir.
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (4 hours ago) [-]
I know of three asian stereotypes. Japanese are smart, and have small dicks. Chinese eat cats and dogs. Taiwanese prostitutes all have dicks. I've never heard of one applying to all three.
User avatar #115 - sepheroth (2 hours ago) [-]
I've heard that Japanese are smart, and have small dicks. Chinese war pets, and have small dicks. And that all Thai prostitutes have bigger dicks than their male counterparts.
User avatar #116 - sepheroth (2 hours ago) [-]
*eat pets. Sorry, I tend to not pay attention to when I Swype.
User avatar #103 - shadowbreech (2 hours ago) [-]
How can you be a blue user and not know Asians can read minds?
User avatar #110 - vortexrain (2 hours ago) [-]
Fuck, forgot about that one.
#41 - Didney Worl. 5 hours ago on Aladdin 0
#37 - It's a reference from when Sokka was trippin' balls. 5 hours ago on Swig of Iroh's Cactus Cough... 0
#181 - 6'2" Anywhere from 6-8 depending on level of arousal.… 5 hours ago on Double standard bitches 0
#70 - Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Сhristmas mood +1
User avatar #75 - uguuu (4 hours ago) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
#69 - I was looking for that. Sadly I forgot to save it last I saw it. 5 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
#34 - Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#32 - If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood +2
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#30 - No, but clearly you are.  [+] (10 new replies) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (4 hours ago) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#28 - Well of course they won't let you adopt a ******* …  [+] (12 new replies) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (4 hours ago) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#25 - Well do you know how the sanctuaries function?  [+] (14 new replies) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #27 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
So, I can go get an Elephant at an elephant sanctuary in California? Because they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the big fella. Your dumbassery has no power here
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Well of course they won't let you adopt a fucking elephant, that's just silly. And owl or a falcon, as long as you have a falconry license, you can legally own one, imported or from a sactuary.
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (4 hours ago) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#23 - I think they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they sh…  [+] (18 new replies) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
#67 - romuloid (6 hours ago) [-]
I think you needed this
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
I was looking for that. Sadly I forgot to save it last I saw it.
User avatar #24 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh you'd think. Not that you know. You dumb fuck
User avatar #25 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Well do you know how the sanctuaries function?
User avatar #27 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
So, I can go get an Elephant at an elephant sanctuary in California? Because they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the big fella. Your dumbassery has no power here
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Well of course they won't let you adopt a fucking elephant, that's just silly. And owl or a falcon, as long as you have a falconry license, you can legally own one, imported or from a sactuary.
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (4 hours ago) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#21 - I can get one from one of the many owl sanctuaries that cover America.  [+] (20 new replies) 8 hours ago on Сhristmas mood 0
User avatar #22 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Sanctuary not adoption agency for dumb fucks like you
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
I think they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the little fella. Your shitposting has no power here.
#67 - romuloid (6 hours ago) [-]
I think you needed this
User avatar #69 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
I was looking for that. Sadly I forgot to save it last I saw it.
User avatar #24 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh you'd think. Not that you know. You dumb fuck
User avatar #25 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Well do you know how the sanctuaries function?
User avatar #27 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
So, I can go get an Elephant at an elephant sanctuary in California? Because they'd love to let someone adopt an owl should they show that they can take care of the big fella. Your dumbassery has no power here
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Well of course they won't let you adopt a fucking elephant, that's just silly. And owl or a falcon, as long as you have a falconry license, you can legally own one, imported or from a sactuary.
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Are you daft
User avatar #30 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
No, but clearly you are
User avatar #36 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
As someone who works at a bird sanctuary, good luck with that. We wouldn't let anyone adopt from us. A lot of our birds are either being mended for release after abuse/neglect or are with us for life. Technically, you COULD get a falconry license and get an owl, but it takes numerous years, after your apprenticeship. Then you would be hard pressed to find an owl. Many falconers capture their own falcons and train them. Also, imported birds are pretty fucking illegal. All my owl pictures are too big to upload.
User avatar #70 - holycrapimacupcake (5 hours ago) [-]
Huh...well I was given misinformation. While I know it'd be pretty hard to get one from a sanctuary, I did not know it was illegal to import.
User avatar #75 - uguuu (4 hours ago) [-]
As far as i know; you must have a licence and the you need to capture your own wild owl in order to consider it yours.
User avatar #37 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't have to prove anything to me, because I know what you're telling me. Tell the other retard. But thanks for backing me up
User avatar #40 - pokefag (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I did mean to reply to him. It was kinda a general announcement. Wasn't taking sides.
User avatar #32 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
If I wanted my come back I'd wipe it off your mothers face.
User avatar #33 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
Haven't heard that one before and doesn't make sense in this context
User avatar #34 - holycrapimacupcake (8 hours ago) [-]
Then clearly you haven't been here long enough you haven't heard that one.
User avatar #35 - satanisrealgod (8 hours ago) [-]
I guess, you're cooler than me for being on here longer
#16 - But now how many were raped and how many were brushed up against? 11 hours ago on More Like 1 in 53 -1
#113 - I never evolved my Evee until X/Y. 12 hours ago on Eevee 0
#85 - Did you get the update? 13 hours ago on Literally my life with League +1
#101 - YA DON'T MESS WITH CHRISTMAS! 12/27/2014 on Anons autistic Christmas 0
#57 - This muthafuka lying to us. 12/27/2014 on Dense +15
#73 - 65 Ford Custom, just needs some work on the exhaust and some c… 12/27/2014 on Getting older +1
#69 - I got a car I thought my dad sold. Turns out he kept it in my …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Getting older 0
User avatar #72 - touchmybutt (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that's pretty friggin cool!
User avatar #73 - holycrapimacupcake (12/27/2014) [-]
65 Ford Custom, just needs some work on the exhaust and some cosmetics.
#67 - I dunno..I think mine is slightly worse.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on my dirty little secret 0
User avatar #68 - ordanj (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah it is. I just had a similar story.
On an unrelated note: Years ago, my family spent a couple of hours at this white lady's house .Now that I think about it, it might have been one of my dad's coworkers, but at the time I didn't know her. I played with her son, and at one point while we were lying down, he willing let me pull down his pants to reveal his bare ass.
When we left, I asked him not to say anything and he agreed. I guess, somehow we both knew it was bad, and we never said a word.
#62 - To each their own.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Hot for teacher 0
User avatar #63 - wilfredfanforever (12/27/2014) [-]
I guess so
User avatar #75 - dovydude (12/27/2014) [-]
That's why she only has one on. Best of both worlds.
#37 - I tried using one of those at my last job. Three weeks in I as… 12/27/2014 on Formula 1 0
#60 - Nah. Stockings for life.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Hot for teacher 0
User avatar #61 - wilfredfanforever (12/27/2014) [-]
Nah son, bare skin all the way
User avatar #62 - holycrapimacupcake (12/27/2014) [-]
To each their own.
User avatar #63 - wilfredfanforever (12/27/2014) [-]
I guess so
User avatar #75 - dovydude (12/27/2014) [-]
That's why she only has one on. Best of both worlds.
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#70 - satanisrealgod (07/09/2014) [-]
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
**satanisrealgod rolled image** Dumbass
User avatar #71 to #70 - holycrapimacupcake (07/09/2014) [-]
Love you too pumpkin.
 
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