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Date Signed Up:3/31/2010
Last Login:7/01/2011
Location:your house
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pretty much the heart and soul of this site. DSend's my bitch XD

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    sponge bob is lonely sponge bob is lonely
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    DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS
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    HEY FUNNYJUNK HEY FUNNYJUNK
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    damn it Jamal! damn it Jamal!
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    mario kung fu fighting mario kung fu fighting
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#376 - you would make it on 4chan. i came back for one day to see how… 07/01/2011 on Gore Image 0
#372 - sissy 07/01/2011 on Gore Image 0
#358 - Comment deleted  [+] (14 new replies) 07/01/2011 on Gore Image -8
#379 - babyvamp (07/01/2011) [-]
Doesn't bother me at all
#378 - karidagur (07/01/2011) [-]
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#384 - thehumanheater (07/01/2011) [-]
right there with ya, im actually eating dinner, ham hock and lima beans lol, and to the others like me you know youd be scared shitless if you woke up with this sunovabitch in your face
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User avatar #388 - thehumanheater (07/01/2011) [-]
exactly
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#412 - iaretehvaultboy (07/01/2011) [-]
I didn't really think it was sick as much as I was thinking of how something like that could happen
User avatar #376 - holta (07/01/2011) [-]
you would make it on 4chan. i came back for one day to see how far this site has sunken into the shit. well in the anon community /b/ your always welcome. :D
User avatar #368 - Ronald mcdonald (07/01/2011) [-]
you know You have been on the internet too long when you see this and keep eating your food.
User avatar #381 - bruce lee (07/01/2011) [-]
AHAHAHAHA so true.
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#372 - holta (07/01/2011) [-]
sissy
#360 - anonymous (07/01/2011) [-]
tasty :3
#171 - / ****** 05/16/2011 on isaac -2
#159 - funny junk is gay. i left for 4chan and i come back a month la…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2011 on isaac -5
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User avatar #171 - holta (05/16/2011) [-]
/faggot
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#3160 - c'mon everyone take the 5 seconds off your lazy ass to thumb u… 03/04/2011 on Let's try this: +11
#5 - i dont know the first but the second is kids by MGMT 02/27/2011 on epic football throws -2
#3 - nobody even watchd the video. the just say OMG LOOK! ITS NOT P… 02/07/2011 on Your Gonna Want to Watch This -1
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User avatar #27 - ichigoli (11/17/2010) [-]
you commented on http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1217084/Damn+Mormons/ recently. well you should know it's stolen. FROM ME.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1220019/Unacceptable/ observe and then kindly revoke your thumb. This injustice will not stand
User avatar #14 - thatsxychick (09/29/2010) [-]
hi best friend!!! whats up? havent tlked u in like a day...lol <3
User avatar #15 to #15 - holta (09/29/2010) [-]
nuthin. just doin spanish hw
User avatar #16 to #16 - thatsxychick (09/29/2010) [-]
oh kewl u kno...im mexican
User avatar #17 to #17 - holta (09/29/2010) [-]
i diddnt know that
User avatar #18 to #18 - thatsxychick (09/29/2010) [-]
yep sure am actually im half cause my dads mexican and my moms white but yeah i am...and im learning german buy i can speak like 2 languages!!!
User avatar #19 to #19 - holta (09/29/2010) [-]
cool so u live in mexico?
User avatar #20 to #20 - thatsxychick (09/29/2010) [-]
no i live in georgia my twin lives in mexico...my real dad chose her instead of me cause my mom couldnt keep both of us so he took her and she took me.
User avatar #21 to #21 - holta (09/29/2010) [-]
o. u could do a parent trap thing like the movie
User avatar #22 to #22 - thatsxychick (09/29/2010) [-]
lol i kno right...ive never met her or my dad either...lol...EPIC sometimes i wonder how it wld be if he chose me though...
User avatar #23 to #23 - holta (09/29/2010) [-]
mexico is a dead country. its all drug wars and poverty now.
User avatar #24 to #24 - thatsxychick (09/29/2010) [-]
oh then im glad my mom chose me...lol...
User avatar #25 to #25 - holta (09/29/2010) [-]
so w8 how old are u?
User avatar #26 to #26 - thatsxychick (09/30/2010) [-]
oh im 18...;D
User avatar #11 - thatsxychick (09/28/2010) [-]
oh its ok thats the usual reaction i get but in over it i dont ever want to go through that gay azz **** again kutting iz not kewl i had to stop i almost died!!! but its ok!!! <3
User avatar #12 to #12 - holta (09/28/2010) [-]
thats good that u dont do it anymore
User avatar #13 to #13 - thatsxychick (09/28/2010) [-]
yeah i kno it kinda ruined my life and now i have like these scars that will be with me forever reminding me of the mistakes ive made....
User avatar #9 - girguy ONLINE (08/21/2010) [-]
Do you have an avatar? If so, it isn't showing up.
User avatar #10 to #10 - holta (08/21/2010) [-]
i used to but my cpu crashed nd i had to replace my hard drive. it used to b a slow poke with mondo hair. u can see it if u go to http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/469393/Sexist+douche/
User avatar #5 - turdmonkey (06/20/2010) [-]
your avatar is slow poke
and your rank is pokemon trainer
WIN
User avatar #7 to #6 - holta (06/20/2010) [-]
It used to be lvl1 slow poke
User avatar #3 - segeeslice (06/20/2010) [-]
ooohhh
aahhh
chicken is gooood
i commented on your waallll
i dont really know whyyyyy
hiiiii there
mr. holta
User avatar #4 to #4 - holta (06/20/2010) [-]
Sup

User avatar #6 to #5 - segeeslice (06/20/2010) [-]
boredom and trying to get to the front page... not workin so great lol
User avatar #8 to #3 - holta (08/16/2010) [-]
haters gona hate
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