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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3244
Comment Ranking:#7790
Highest Content Rank:#3241
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 869 total,  1140 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 4954 total,  6412 ,  1458
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:56782
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:4617
FJ Points:1135
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#5 - eh, just messin' around :P 11/24/2012 on War on X-Mas 0
#14 - nature can't match pigmentation that vivid. 11/24/2012 on Why video games are better. +10
#13 - nature can't match pigmentation that vivid.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Why video games are better. -2
User avatar #34 - rheago (11/25/2012) [-]
why do you have red thumbs here and green ones there?
User avatar #65 - holdup (11/25/2012) [-]
this place is weird, it was acceptable to call anon a fag and gang up on them yesterday, today, people hate it.
User avatar #15 - cherryb (11/24/2012) [-]
Reality.
#2 - why don't you celebrate it for the pagan hippie Holiday that i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on War on X-Mas 0
User avatar #4 - ravarshi (11/24/2012) [-]
Because I also celebrate Yule, on the 21st which is it's own pagan holiday (and was the pagan christmas type gift giving holiday.) i just choose to also celebrate christmas, for christians, because of children, and because i still am a "child" myself, even if i'm 27.

And i celebrate another christian holiday in Easter (again for the children) and because there's still a little bit of me who does the whole jesus thing. (I was raised christian, and did the whole accept him as your lord and savior ect)
User avatar #5 - holdup (11/24/2012) [-]
eh, just messin' around :P
#1 - GOD ******* DAMNIT! THIRD ******* TI… 11/24/2012 on typical restaurant in the... 0
#65 - the truth is spoken on fj once again, I love this site. 11/23/2012 on :) -> :( +1
#85 - it's truly endeering. 11/22/2012 on Read Description +6
#2 - two people are dying? 11/22/2012 on Title 0
#6 - so it is funny because some prick posted a humiliating photo o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Christmas Miracle 0
#7 - daledobeck (11/22/2012) [-]
Yes. Good Lord get out a little more. Me thinks you are really taking funnyjunk.com pics a bit too serious. ...or do you like your comedy a little rough and angry? Funny is in the eye of the beholder.
#4 - **holdup rolls 7,912** maybe. 11/22/2012 on Christmas Miracle 0
#2 - you are not alone.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Christmas Miracle 0
#5 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
If you don't see the humor in two grown men in matching color coordinated Christmas sweaters and bow ties...taking a 1980's style professional picture...then you and I have a vastly different sense of humor
User avatar #6 - holdup (11/22/2012) [-]
so it is funny because some prick posted a humiliating photo on the internet?
#7 - daledobeck (11/22/2012) [-]
Yes. Good Lord get out a little more. Me thinks you are really taking funnyjunk.com pics a bit too serious. ...or do you like your comedy a little rough and angry? Funny is in the eye of the beholder.
#3 - dpc (11/22/2012) [-]
**dpc rolls 8,825** maybe quads can save this post?
User avatar #4 - holdup (11/22/2012) [-]
**holdup rolls 7,912** maybe.
#29 - dilbert was an awsome ******* show. 11/22/2012 on OP Selling on the Street +1
#2 - EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHO! EHO! EHO! EEEEEEEE… 11/20/2012 on ..ride single file to hide... +1
#14 - he just paid for.......from.....oh man.... 11/20/2012 on Team Casual -1
#8 - BURN THE BABY FOR THE DORA-GOD!!!! 11/20/2012 on Sacrifice Her +2
#157 - I hunt these ******* with a single shotgun, that'… 11/20/2012 on NOPE 0
#7 - you are banging squidward and spongebob?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on Finally a threesome +1
User avatar #31 - justbeingcool (11/21/2012) [-]
indeed
#36 - get support, I'm behind you, no law against making it legal to… 11/20/2012 on The Douchebag Apocalyps 0
#86 - Comment deleted 11/20/2012 on hue 0
#3 - naked dynasty warriors for the win. 11/20/2012 on Oh Japan (SLIGHTLY NSFW) 0
#1 - FUKKEN SAVED. 11/20/2012 on Checkmate Creationists 0
#10 - if I go out in that outfit, PLZ KILL ME. that is all. 11/20/2012 on I'd just to like to point... 0
#8 - plz make the bastard child a better singer then him. (if it re… 11/20/2012 on I'd just to like to point... 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on I'd just to like to point... 0
User avatar #9 - funnyjunkpls (11/20/2012) [-]
I will do my best, for the hope of the world itself
#5 - that makes me want to carry sand in my pocket. 11/20/2012 on Pesky Goku +1
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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