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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Content Ranking:#10475
Comment Ranking:#3962
Highest Content Rank:#1897
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
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Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4884
FJ Points:2223
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#10 - i believe you did once decree "it's not gay if it's with … 03/02/2015 on I heard admin was gay +10
#97 - riot shotgun+slugs. that's what i used. 02/27/2015 on Quarry 0
#15 - hankhillofthe, can I put a bike rack on my gun?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on I miss this show 0
User avatar #16 - hankhillofthe (02/27/2015) [-]
try asking again
#23 - thank god. 02/26/2015 on Wait, what the fuck? +1
#117 - Comment deleted 02/26/2015 on Free Games 0
#9 - pastarama? 02/26/2015 on Futurama +1
#844 - THIS IS A STICK UP. YO, THIS IS A STICKUP, PUT YO HANDS UP IN … 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username +1
#1 - Comment deleted 02/16/2015 on Hmmmm... +1
#2 - wage....peace? what's that a hippie war?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on level-up +6
#20 - anonmynous (02/17/2015) [-]
The whole world will know of our peaceful ways!... By force"
User avatar #18 - lupislord (02/17/2015) [-]
Just an average day for the non-violent amazon warriors
#2 - command we are having problem.... 02/16/2015 on Luke, meesa yo' fadda 0
#3 - INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, RAPED A WOMAN. 02/16/2015 on [SAMPLE TEXT] +14
#3 - Picture 02/16/2015 on Kim's carpet bomber +61
#41 - i came here for this kind of thing. 02/11/2015 on PC Master Race 0
#417 - privileged cis scum. 02/01/2015 on Rename anonymous! +2
#134 - he beez da ******* . 02/01/2015 on Blacker 0
#15 - It looks like it was thrown together from spare parts.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Appreciate this AS VAL 0
User avatar #23 - thelastamerican (01/28/2015) [-]
It was designed by Russians. This shouldn't surprise you.
#11 - bolin staup das gay. 01/27/2015 on Bolin x Desna 0
#7 - and then they eat the turds anyways. 01/27/2015 on Sense of smell 0
#52 - alot of people here think bush was a tool.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on He probably raped her 0
#53 - sugnatac (01/26/2015) [-]
nice
#49 - LOL u gonna piss ****** off.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on He probably raped her 0
#50 - sugnatac (01/26/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #52 - holdup (01/26/2015) [-]
alot of people here think bush was a tool.
#53 - sugnatac (01/26/2015) [-]
nice
#146 - MAXIMUM DONGERS RAISED! 01/26/2015 on Raise your dongers 0
#20 - LOL yea and little purple faggots come out and sing the high notes. 01/20/2015 on Best. Job. Ever. +1
#781 - anybody play the evil within? goddamn that keeper asshole is scary.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on no plans tonight? GET IN HERE 0
User avatar #796 - freedomreturns (01/18/2015) [-]
I have not, but it looks great.
Heard it gets really surreal after the initial horror part, and I love me some surrealism.
#21 - HAHA, I got 2 notifiers!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Functional Jet-Propulsion +1
User avatar #22 - redstonealchemist (01/17/2015) [-]
yeah i call that the facebook effect: when someone likes, comments on and then shares something you've posted.
#18 - seriously, i **** you not a lava bubble floated out of …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Functional Jet-Propulsion +1
User avatar #20 - redstonealchemist (01/17/2015) [-]
holdup that's some cool shit.
still, if i am given enough extra floatation, i still can't even get any propulsion of any kind, like seriously how the fuck do people swim?
User avatar #34 - FoxFatal (01/18/2015) [-]
Keeping oxygen in your lungs keeps you afloat. When you breathe in, you are more buoyant, but when you have no air in your lungs the opposite happens and you sink. So, you learn proper movement techniques and breathing control and boom. Swimming = mastered.
User avatar #85 - redstonealchemist (01/18/2015) [-]
nono, you see i cannot float, unless i have an unreasonable amount of extra floats, i still can't float.
one of the times i almost drowned was learning to swim with my school, i was about 8. the teachers kept on demanding that i try it without floats (i had to use four flat square floats, 2 under each arm otherwise i'd sink) and i kept on saying that it wouldn't work with any less than four floats.
eventually i said "fine! you want to see me drown? fine i'll show you exactly what happens when i try swimming without floats!"
then i did exactly as the teacher had told me before about floating and swimming, i followed every single thing they had said before and i was turned upside down faster than eren in broken 3D gear. my only saving grace was to push off the floor with my hands, hope i could right myself and it took a long enough time to do it for me to nearly drown.
there was a lifeguard that day and you know what he was doing? the 20+ seconds my head was underwater, he was flirting with some girl his own age.
because of him and a few other cases, i have absolutely NO trust in lifeguards
User avatar #21 - holdup (01/17/2015) [-]
HAHA, I got 2 notifiers!
User avatar #22 - redstonealchemist (01/17/2015) [-]
yeah i call that the facebook effect: when someone likes, comments on and then shares something you've posted.

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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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