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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:2/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1963
Comment Ranking:#9440
Highest Content Rank:#1962
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 1572 total,  1892 ,  320
Comment Thumbs: 5085 total,  6597 ,  1512
Content Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:88374
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4697
FJ Points:1808
Favorite Tags: no (3) | on (3) | posts (3) | post (2) | sunday (2)

latest user's comments

#63 - YES EMPEROR ADMIN IS EMPEROR OF FUNNYJUNK. 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... 0
#58 - I LOVE YOU, MAN! 09/23/2014 on My princess definitely is... +1
#3 - where are these leaked photos? all i can find is the fake crap…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Whole internet right now 0
User avatar #11 - phisk (09/02/2014) [-]
Nope.
#9 - YOU ROB A FUKKEN TRUCK THATS HOW. 08/31/2014 on Chicken Wings +2
#21 - DAMN THAT IS SOME JIVE-TURKEY ASS **** RIGHT THERE. 08/31/2014 on They Hatin +1
#36 - well, I just read a bit of it and it is ****** . 08/31/2014 on "A must read" 0
#506 - 1.fj chat working better. 2.a place for **** … 08/31/2014 on Wishes 0
#27 - THIS ******* GUY JUST DUN GOOFED. 08/29/2014 on man 0
#14 - lol for such arrogant animals some of them put up with alot o… 08/25/2014 on 10/10 Would cat again +25
#1 - why can't more content be racist? 08/25/2014 on Airplane security 0
#9 - MUHUHAHAHA-HA-HA. 08/25/2014 on Nicki Minaj 0
#34 - DID THAT HOE WANT FRIES WITH THAT.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Kotaku +8
User avatar #99 - thatdamnllama (08/22/2014) [-]
i read this in Billy Mays' voice
#23 - KAIJUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! 08/18/2014 on fedoric enlightenement 0
#11 - how do gay people live like that? 08/18/2014 on MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! -1
#88 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Just a bad time :( 0
#671 - lol cuntery sounds like country. 08/16/2014 on Unidentified Tumblr... 0
#4 - OH DEAR GOD JESUS ******* CHRIST HE IS THE UGLIES…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Just a bad time :( +76
User avatar #68 - zari (08/16/2014) [-]
I thought that to, it's a girl.
#88 - holdup (08/17/2014) [-]
#60 - anonexplains (08/16/2014) [-]
it's time to look in the mirror
User avatar #25 - bertyhell (08/16/2014) [-]
that be cause of the shotgun
User avatar #63 - zependium (08/16/2014) [-]
hyuk
#2449 - *r0ll 9* 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#1913 - wasup guai? have you played any new games or anything? 08/14/2014 on Syncronicity's profile 0
#88 - "this is why your father left us" LOL 08/13/2014 on fat people are still people +1
#73 - shreck + hitler = ******* 08/13/2014 on The best love story +9
#1912 - gud 08/12/2014 on Syncronicity's profile 0
#5 - I CAN FAP TO THIS. 08/12/2014 on The Letter Of The Day Is "D" +3
#45 - looks like the Brazilian style. 08/05/2014 on Master of Jiu-Jutsu 0
#26 - .....so its not a book about a multi-racial gay gangbang? 08/04/2014 on 50 shadows of gay 0

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Total unique items point value: 30420 / Total items point value: 85244
[ 86 items Total ]

Comments(257):

[ 257 comments ]
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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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