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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Content Ranking:#3240
Comment Ranking:#7786
Highest Content Rank:#3241
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 869 total,  1140 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 4954 total,  6412 ,  1458
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:56788
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:4617
FJ Points:1135
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#3602307 - board sux today, I'm outta here.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #3602333 - himynameiskit (03/17/2013) [-]
Whoa there... holdup.
User avatar #3602353 - holdup (03/17/2013) [-]
yea? wasup?
User avatar #3602362 - himynameiskit (03/17/2013) [-]
Hold up.
#3602276 - vulgar comedy thread? 03/17/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#3602270 - just making sure you were not "taken advantage of" i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #3602303 - jillianesquire (03/17/2013) [-]
I wish...
User avatar #3602328 - holdup (03/17/2013) [-]
if you "woke up" i am assuming you slept?
User avatar #3602418 - jillianesquire (03/17/2013) [-]
I did
#3602242 - whats in your pocket? did you wake up with more money?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #3602247 - jillianesquire (03/17/2013) [-]
I'm always a bit of a carpenter in the morning.
User avatar #3602270 - holdup (03/17/2013) [-]
just making sure you were not "taken advantage of" in your sleep. (sore butt + extra money means you did things you don't wanna know about) sounds like you had a good night.
User avatar #3602303 - jillianesquire (03/17/2013) [-]
I wish...
User avatar #3602328 - holdup (03/17/2013) [-]
if you "woke up" i am assuming you slept?
User avatar #3602418 - jillianesquire (03/17/2013) [-]
I did
#3602224 - this post gives me butthurt. 03/17/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#53 - I hope you like milk. http://www.youtube .com/watch? v=T… 03/17/2013 on Sometimes I just don't... 0
#1 - INTER-SPECIES DATING PICK-UP THREAD. 03/17/2013 on Dats racist +2
#24 - I like this. 03/17/2013 on DAYUMN 0
#13 - woody's mother giving birth to him.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Sometimes I just don't... +9
#20 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
source? that asian chick looks kinda hot
User avatar #53 - holdup (03/17/2013) [-]
I hope you like milk.
http://www.youtube .com/watch? v=Tve_ApI4VA4
User avatar #36 - nefarian (03/17/2013) [-]
Japanese*
User avatar #37 - CrashingSea (03/17/2013) [-]
Japan is in asia so he's technically right.
User avatar #39 - nefarian (03/17/2013) [-]
Well, fuck me
#46 - mastorian (03/17/2013) [-]
#16 - TURTLE POWER! 03/17/2013 on Unfair +19
#3593331 - GET DOWN WITH THEY SYNDROME, 03/17/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#3591343 - **holdup rolls 395** 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#3591263 - GENTLEMEN. 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +4
#3591212 - you will need a crew. I'm in. 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +3
#3591205 - k. 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#3591184 - hell yea."somebodys gonns get their head kicked in tonight" 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#3591161 - is baby kill?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #3591186 - jonlenin (03/16/2013) [-]
babby is kill
'no'
User avatar #3591205 - holdup (03/16/2013) [-]
k.
#3591116 - I hope whatever you have is rated against armored veichles. 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#3591105 - he is a candian non-immigrant doctor, enough said. 03/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#29 - I'll HAVE THIS AND THAT! MAN THE HARPOONS LET"S GET RICH!… 03/16/2013 on If you can fit +2
#28 - Comment deleted 03/16/2013 on If you can fit 0
#160 - would buy the **** out of it. 03/16/2013 on Awesome idea for a video game. 0
#1 - LOL SEDITIOUS MATERIALS FAIL. 03/16/2013 on Insanity +1
#1 - AAAAWWWW YEA UR BRINGING SEXY BACK! 03/16/2013 on Vrrmmm +2
#448 - GENTLEMEN START YOU'RE ENGINES!! 03/16/2013 on We need help, funnyjunkers! 0
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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