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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#1962
Comment Ranking:#9417
Highest Content Rank:#1963
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 1572 total,  1892 ,  320
Comment Thumbs: 5085 total,  6597 ,  1512
Content Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:88371
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4697
FJ Points:1808
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latest user's comments

#5 - well, yea, but i'm sure they blame 4 chan anyways.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Kotaku against "harassment" 0
User avatar #6 - bobthedilder (10/17/2014) [-]
I can understand that, I mean, forks made me fat.
User avatar #7 - holdup (10/17/2014) [-]
and magic cards robbed me.
#24 - anonexplains (10/18/2014) [-]
Magic cards do fucking rob you though. It's called "Magic: The Gathering" because you walk into a card shop and they magically gather all the money in your fucking wallet. People going on about how Steam steals their money, wait 'till you watch some poor fucker drop $50 for a single piece of cardboard.
#44 - anonexplains (10/20/2014) [-]
Only $50? You must not be buying a Russian foil mythic Jace. Do you even magic? Scrub.
#18 - donfailed (10/18/2014) [-]
And Trix are for kids
#3 - 4 chan did kill some executives daughter through trolling i'm …  [+] (11 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Kotaku against "harassment" -2
User avatar #42 - holdup (10/19/2014) [-]
relax people, i'm just guessing their motives don't get angry i am not arguing in their favor.
User avatar #26 - theruinedsage (10/18/2014) [-]
No, the niece of the owner of gawker media tried to kill herself, but failed.
User avatar #22 - pyrointheface (10/18/2014) [-]
That's a fucking MYTH and is unconfirmed
User avatar #16 - greyhoundfd (10/18/2014) [-]
She tried to kill herself, but she's not pepsi.
User avatar #4 - bobthedilder (10/17/2014) [-]
You mean she killed herself?
User avatar #5 - holdup (10/17/2014) [-]
well, yea, but i'm sure they blame 4 chan anyways.
User avatar #6 - bobthedilder (10/17/2014) [-]
I can understand that, I mean, forks made me fat.
User avatar #7 - holdup (10/17/2014) [-]
and magic cards robbed me.
#24 - anonexplains (10/18/2014) [-]
Magic cards do fucking rob you though. It's called "Magic: The Gathering" because you walk into a card shop and they magically gather all the money in your fucking wallet. People going on about how Steam steals their money, wait 'till you watch some poor fucker drop $50 for a single piece of cardboard.
#44 - anonexplains (10/20/2014) [-]
Only $50? You must not be buying a Russian foil mythic Jace. Do you even magic? Scrub.
#18 - donfailed (10/18/2014) [-]
And Trix are for kids
#35 - Gee all these "politically correct" people rant abou… 10/17/2014 on SJW lies. +2
#29 - so, this guy stops anita from speaking at a university and he'…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on SJW lies. +2
User avatar #33 - heartlessrobot (10/17/2014) [-]
He's making the entire GamerGate movement look bad.
User avatar #35 - holdup (10/17/2014) [-]
Gee all these "politically correct" people rant about not judging groups based on a few members yet they judge us based on this guy? sigh, there really is no principle on this planet.
#20 - THE BEST! 10/17/2014 on Comic-Con 0
#73 - are you saying that it is funny this potential exists in the h… 10/16/2014 on this post will give you cancer 0
#4 - she did it mostly to get steam distribution, it involved cheat… 10/14/2014 on Zoe Quinn Censorship 4chan... 0
#24 - 20000000000000000000000000000000 spooky 4000000000000000000000… 10/14/2014 on Spooky tune 0
#10 - AAAAaaaaaaalllllllright, guess i'm just gonna be a warmonger. 10/13/2014 on peace and love man 0
#1915 - hey, i'm back in school. 10/13/2014 on Syncronicity's profile 0
#4 - 1 in 3, I would rather play russian roulette than try those chances. 10/13/2014 on (Immaturity Intensifies) 0
#2 - **holdup rolls 42** % chance I have of getting layed.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on (Immaturity Intensifies) 0
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (10/13/2014) [-]
**fourtwentt rolls 27**% chance of being in a holdup
User avatar #3 - skyrimdovah (10/13/2014) [-]
**skyrimdovah rolls 35**% Chance of the person being Shrek
User avatar #4 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
1 in 3, I would rather play russian roulette than try those chances.
#8 - it's a habit I can't quite seem to kill. 10/13/2014 on luvluv +2
#6 - ....and then i'd pasteurize it and drink it from a BAG.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on luvluv 0
User avatar #7 - hightechlowlife (10/13/2014) [-]
Disgusting.
User avatar #8 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
it's a habit I can't quite seem to kill.
#4 - I WOULD MILK THE **** OUT OF THAT COW, THE JAPANESE ONE.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2014 on luvluv 0
User avatar #9 - ghostninjaguy (10/13/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't?
#5 - hightechlowlife (10/13/2014) [-]
Don't like you sick fuck you know you love this.
User avatar #6 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
....and then i'd pasteurize it and drink it from a BAG.
User avatar #7 - hightechlowlife (10/13/2014) [-]
Disgusting.
User avatar #8 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
it's a habit I can't quite seem to kill.
#21 - oh man, he looks like a bucktoothed monkey. 09/27/2014 on Facebook(4) 0
#9 - GOD he has the worst haircut.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Facebook(4) +3
User avatar #16 - applesdontpee (09/27/2014) [-]
the teeth and ears are what i noticed first
User avatar #21 - holdup (09/27/2014) [-]
oh man, he looks like a bucktoothed monkey.
#6 - so, this is a 9gager? 09/26/2014 on Kids these days +1
#19 - BEWARE! THE DISCO WEREWOLVES! 09/26/2014 on What's your monster movie? 0
#2 - I thought the guns looked weak, I prefer games where the guns …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
User avatar #8 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Criticals all have rather violent results on most of the standard enemies. Fallen have their heads explode, The hive spark and dissolve into ash, vex explode into pieces, and cabal have their heads exploding in clouds of smoke and black oil. The guns never felt weak to me.
User avatar #80 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2014) [-]
Also, the Cabal make some seriously sick death sounds.
#3 - SHOTS FIRED. 09/25/2014 on Bendâ„¢ 0
#1 - QUIT BEING A LITTLE CUNT. YO DO NEED MANA.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Snap, bitches 0
User avatar #2 - rainbowisbestpone (09/26/2014) [-]
not in original
#3 - ....but what if nobody posts? 09/25/2014 on Posting content 0
#32 - BONUS, during the mugging you are guaranteed to get shanked wi… 09/23/2014 on best add ever +1
#64 - MOAR CIRCLEJERKING. 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... +1

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Total unique items point value: 30420 / Total items point value: 85244
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[ 257 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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