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#176 - found a live one, flag this fag.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2013 on weinerdick's profile 0
User avatar #177 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/silentscreams
fagget spamming tumblr
User avatar #178 - silentscreams (03/29/2013) [-]
Uh? If you wanted me to stop you could of asked. ^_^
User avatar #179 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
oh, k.
#1 - is kanye just gonna let them do that? 03/29/2013 on Kanye West is Not Allowed 0
#49 - ....oh god. sounds like kung pow on crack.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Goku the Pimp 0
User avatar #50 - daringdestiny (03/29/2013) [-]
actually now that im thinking back i think that gif is from another movie by the same people called the yakuza weapon "Minus two limbs after his first showdown with a yakuza chief, Shozo is remade into a machine-gun-armed, rocket-launcher-legged vengeance machine. Now the kingpin and his men are the targets of a psychotic who's made of more firepower than they carry."
#47 - I might need to see this.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Goku the Pimp 0
User avatar #48 - daringdestiny (03/29/2013) [-]
This is the description on netflix. "Superhero Daiman, who rides a robotic motorcycle that knows karate, is called upon to battle the syndicate Sigma, led by the evil Dr. Akunomiya and his sidekick, gorgeous cyborg Miss Borg. The film is based on a popular 1970s Japanese TV series."
User avatar #49 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
....oh god. sounds like kung pow on crack.
User avatar #50 - daringdestiny (03/29/2013) [-]
actually now that im thinking back i think that gif is from another movie by the same people called the yakuza weapon "Minus two limbs after his first showdown with a yakuza chief, Shozo is remade into a machine-gun-armed, rocket-launcher-legged vengeance machine. Now the kingpin and his men are the targets of a psychotic who's made of more firepower than they carry."
#1 - bible bans pork? for a moment I alomost considered reading it.…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Astounding bigotry -7
User avatar #12 - imthepunkkid (03/29/2013) [-]
No the Quaran and Torah, Ban pork
#19 - restfullwicked (03/29/2013) [-]
the bible also bans pork, and american football oddly enough. it also bans shellfish. both of witch are in the new testament and the old one, and i believe that it is on the same page as the part about no gays. actually come to that the new testament dosnt actually mention Homosexuality, it just has something about sexual immorality.
User avatar #25 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
so, I'm still the bad guy here? fj dissapoints me.
User avatar #22 - teoberry (03/29/2013) [-]
what's the football verse?
#77 - restfullwicked (03/29/2013) [-]
something that says something along the lines of "thou shalt not play with the skin of a pig nor eat its flesh". american footballs are made out of pig skin are they not?
User avatar #198 - teoberry (03/29/2013) [-]
Not sure. I thought they used fake leather, but it's funny nonetheless.
#1 - POST MOAR FAGGET. 03/29/2013 on Get ready +1
#40 - well, a guy posted below that you can run your ass up a tree. …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/29/2013 on True... 0
#47 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
hippos can also use their anuses as scatter shot weapons, much like a shotgun that replaces buckshot with particles of fecal matter
#48 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST I AM COMPLETELY MORTIFIED!!!
User avatar #49 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah. so even if the hippo doesn't decide to run you down, it can just turn around and drench you in semisolid shit. lovely
User avatar #50 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
that would not even kill you it's like the fucker just does it for some sort of sick kicks.
User avatar #51 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah. bcuz the hippo knows if he kills you, you don't have to live with the humilitation (and residual smell) of being covered in hippo shit
User avatar #52 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
hippos are horrible animals, I hate the movie madagacar now. it lied about hippos.
User avatar #53 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
dreamworks is a sack of lying fuckers! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc
User avatar #54 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.
#55 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
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yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time
User avatar #56 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?
#2 - that was not a problem in my day, (but most people that comitt… 03/29/2013 on only type because the... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 03/29/2013 on only type because the... 0
#38 - good plan, on the sahvannah that's not an un-common stroke of … 03/29/2013 on True... 0
#37 - it shocks me too, I have seen it on many animal shows (wild di…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/29/2013 on True... +1
User avatar #39 - twinnedorphan (03/29/2013) [-]
Well, shit.
next time I'm being chased by horny hippos at least I know i'm fucked.
User avatar #40 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
well, a guy posted below that you can run your ass up a tree. (if you can make the distance)
#47 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
hippos can also use their anuses as scatter shot weapons, much like a shotgun that replaces buckshot with particles of fecal matter
#48 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST I AM COMPLETELY MORTIFIED!!!
User avatar #49 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah. so even if the hippo doesn't decide to run you down, it can just turn around and drench you in semisolid shit. lovely
User avatar #50 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
that would not even kill you it's like the fucker just does it for some sort of sick kicks.
User avatar #51 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah. bcuz the hippo knows if he kills you, you don't have to live with the humilitation (and residual smell) of being covered in hippo shit
User avatar #52 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
hippos are horrible animals, I hate the movie madagacar now. it lied about hippos.
User avatar #53 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
dreamworks is a sack of lying fuckers! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc
User avatar #54 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.
#55 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
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yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time
User avatar #56 - holdup (03/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?
#184 - yep. 03/29/2013 on Every Single Convention..... 0
#200 - good bye. 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#198 - thanks^_^, just hang out with me. 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#196 - yea? thats cool, you got some nice crystals,I gotta get back i… 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#194 - I got friends here. new friends just ain't the same as you're … 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#191 - how have you been? 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#190 - ********** thanks been missin you man, (now I can… 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#188 - that's alright. 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#186 - srsly tho u remember me guy? <3 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#184 - YOU ****** DID YOU THINK YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME F… 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#2 - lol heretics suck. 03/29/2013 on Warp Presidents +1
#181 - did you used to be called "thats"? 03/29/2013 on thatslovesimgod's profile 0
#1 - slaps 03/29/2013 on Roughly the same thing +2
#3 - DO IT GIVE IT TO ME. 03/29/2013 on THUMB MY FLAMING ANUS +6
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board ********* is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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