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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3245
Comment Ranking:#7793
Highest Content Rank:#3241
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 869 total,  1140 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 4954 total,  6412 ,  1458
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:56783
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:4617
FJ Points:1135
Favorite Tags: no (3) | on (3) | posts (3) | post (2) | sunday (2)

latest user's comments

#3431446 - man, dis is some guuud sheet.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3431447 - Wadrob (04/01/2013) [-]
holdup mate
#3431325 - SELLING 3 FAB CHESTS FOR HIGHEST OFFER. 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3431294 - BUYING LOTTERY OF FORTUNE TICKETS. 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3431048 - none?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3431054 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
:|
#3431027 - I thougt I fukken had a buch. it's the only on I don't have.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3431031 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Yea, its hard to get :P

Ill buy any amount you have though.
User avatar #3431048 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
none?
User avatar #3431054 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
:|
#3431000 - i'll start at 9.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3431003 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Send :)
User avatar #3431027 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I thougt I fukken had a buch. it's the only on I don't have.
User avatar #3431031 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Yea, its hard to get :P

Ill buy any amount you have though.
User avatar #3431048 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
none?
User avatar #3431054 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
:|
#3430996 - anything common and valuble. (tics, gems) also looking for fab… 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3430983 - lookin' for gems and keys tics and general valuble common thin…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3430992 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
How much iron per cut gem?
User avatar #3431000 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
i'll start at 9.
User avatar #3431003 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Send :)
User avatar #3431027 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I thougt I fukken had a buch. it's the only on I don't have.
User avatar #3431031 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Yea, its hard to get :P

Ill buy any amount you have though.
User avatar #3431048 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
none?
User avatar #3431054 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
:|
#3430955 - what are you selling? 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3430950 - what are you selling?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3430970 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Whatchu buying? :)
User avatar #3430983 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
lookin' for gems and keys tics and general valuble common things. I can sell you LOTS of iron
User avatar #3430992 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
How much iron per cut gem?
User avatar #3431000 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
i'll start at 9.
User avatar #3431003 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Send :)
User avatar #3431027 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I thougt I fukken had a buch. it's the only on I don't have.
User avatar #3431031 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Yea, its hard to get :P

Ill buy any amount you have though.
User avatar #3431048 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
none?
User avatar #3431054 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
:|
#3430931 - EVEREYONE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE BUYING!  [+] (17 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3430948 - buyingeggs (04/01/2013) [-]
PERVERTED EGGS
User avatar #3430944 - quincyadam (04/01/2013) [-]
nazi gold
#3430942 - guywithahalo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3430941 - lostboa (04/01/2013) [-]
RITs
User avatar #3430940 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Badges and Iron ore.
User avatar #3430950 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
what are you selling?
User avatar #3430970 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Whatchu buying? :)
User avatar #3430983 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
lookin' for gems and keys tics and general valuble common things. I can sell you LOTS of iron
User avatar #3430992 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
How much iron per cut gem?
User avatar #3431000 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
i'll start at 9.
User avatar #3431003 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Send :)
User avatar #3431027 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I thougt I fukken had a buch. it's the only on I don't have.
User avatar #3431031 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
Yea, its hard to get :P

Ill buy any amount you have though.
User avatar #3431048 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
none?
User avatar #3431054 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2013) [-]
:|
#3430937 - anonymous (04/01/2013) [-]
Tokens, Gems
#3430936 - oliblade has deleted their comment.
#3430913 - selling corruptsouls. 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3430865 - resserection scroll pages. 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3430860 - selling corrupt souls.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3430865 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
resserection scroll pages.
#3430480 - NEED RADIOACTIVE KEY.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3430485 - pootispencerhere (04/01/2013) [-]
HAVE RADIOACTIVE KEY. send trade
#3430465 - fabulous key for sale! 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3430326 - yep 04/01/2013 on Play items 0
#13 - I expected today would be grim for many. but then, this place … 04/01/2013 on Funnyjunk Cats 0
#11 - I have been busy.(at what point was I considered crazy? just c…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Funnyjunk Cats 0
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
i agree with you completely

i was busy thumbing down every single post about that 'no post on sundays'

seriously, a couple hours of nothing but that thumbwhoring shit and they punish you for speaking against it?
gives infinite justification to my pic
User avatar #13 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I expected today would be grim for many. but then, this place was crazy from the start, but this "no post thing" is new. and friendly is straight down the shitter.
#9 - htis keeps getting funnier, do you know what I have been up to konnie?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Funnyjunk Cats 0
User avatar #10 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
idk
kinda scred to ask....


what have you been up to ?
User avatar #11 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I have been busy.(at what point was I considered crazy? just curious) I posted a pic of a postman with the mail coming out of his ass (the post came on sunday afetr all) other than that not alot, waiting for defiance.
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
i agree with you completely

i was busy thumbing down every single post about that 'no post on sundays'

seriously, a couple hours of nothing but that thumbwhoring shit and they punish you for speaking against it?
gives infinite justification to my pic
User avatar #13 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I expected today would be grim for many. but then, this place was crazy from the start, but this "no post thing" is new. and friendly is straight down the shitter.
#1 - Picture 03/31/2013 on Prepare yourself, FJ +2
#7 - that's hysterical. any reason why?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Funnyjunk Cats 0
User avatar #8 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
well just how FJ is going downhill thumbing up reposted shit and thumbing down actual funny content, its the sinking ship and i stayed afloat....
then suddenly insane holdup says hello and my first thought was this
User avatar #9 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
htis keeps getting funnier, do you know what I have been up to konnie?
User avatar #10 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
idk
kinda scred to ask....


what have you been up to ?
User avatar #11 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I have been busy.(at what point was I considered crazy? just curious) I posted a pic of a postman with the mail coming out of his ass (the post came on sunday afetr all) other than that not alot, waiting for defiance.
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
i agree with you completely

i was busy thumbing down every single post about that 'no post on sundays'

seriously, a couple hours of nothing but that thumbwhoring shit and they punish you for speaking against it?
gives infinite justification to my pic
User avatar #13 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I expected today would be grim for many. but then, this place was crazy from the start, but this "no post thing" is new. and friendly is straight down the shitter.
#1 - hello konrad.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Funnyjunk Cats 0
#2 - konradkurze (03/31/2013) [-]
okay am i crazy that if my first thought was this

(youre the duck)
User avatar #7 - holdup (03/31/2013) [-]
that's hysterical. any reason why?
User avatar #8 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
well just how FJ is going downhill thumbing up reposted shit and thumbing down actual funny content, its the sinking ship and i stayed afloat....
then suddenly insane holdup says hello and my first thought was this
User avatar #9 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
htis keeps getting funnier, do you know what I have been up to konnie?
User avatar #10 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
idk
kinda scred to ask....


what have you been up to ?
User avatar #11 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I have been busy.(at what point was I considered crazy? just curious) I posted a pic of a postman with the mail coming out of his ass (the post came on sunday afetr all) other than that not alot, waiting for defiance.
User avatar #12 - konradkurze (04/01/2013) [-]
i agree with you completely

i was busy thumbing down every single post about that 'no post on sundays'

seriously, a couple hours of nothing but that thumbwhoring shit and they punish you for speaking against it?
gives infinite justification to my pic
User avatar #13 - holdup (04/01/2013) [-]
I expected today would be grim for many. but then, this place was crazy from the start, but this "no post thing" is new. and friendly is straight down the shitter.
#1 - <his face when ping is a woman named mulan.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2013 on A journey of self discovery +352
#282 - molehasmoles (04/01/2013) [-]
Correction.
#106 - bummerdrummer (04/01/2013) [-]
dude spoiler alert come on
User avatar #9 - sommerli (04/01/2013) [-]
it was a trap
User avatar #186 - nefarian (04/01/2013) [-]
Reverse trap?
#121 - DO WANT. 03/31/2013 on No Fridays on my post +3
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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