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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
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#19 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Nice +2
User avatar #29 - frutus (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah because that's possible in real life... I think you need to take a break from this mango stuff
#30 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
FITE ME IRL FAGGOT.
#31 - frutus (04/21/2015) [-]
What'cha gonna do? Send your wife-u?
#32 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
SRSLY ILL FITE U LETS GO.
#109 - YOU ARE A ******** COWARD. 04/21/2015 on true love 0
#40 - THE TERM IS ****** .  [+] (9 new replies) 04/21/2015 on White People +3
#48 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
Nigger just refers to a black person. You can make up some random definition if you like, like if it's a black person who acts in a way you don't like, but that doesn't change it any more than a Tumblrina can magically redefine racism.
User avatar #51 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
yes, it refers to any member of the negroid race.
#53 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought you were doing that whole "black people and niggers: learn the difference" thing.
User avatar #54 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
no, the term is nigger. we are on the internet and that is how we refer to them.
#55 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
No, we're on FunnyJunk. Most people on Reddit don't call black people niggers.
#57 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
that is faggotry, fucking plebs.
#60 - hongkonglongdong (04/21/2015) [-]
>Posting a Roman picture to complain about faggotry
Pic related.
User avatar #61 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
eh, wanted to imply they were unrefined barbarians but i guess you can't win them all.
#43 - stimtheone (04/21/2015) [-]
#36 - sounds like a good movie. 04/21/2015 on Shek 0
#34 - yea, like that.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/21/2015 on jesus 0
User avatar #63 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
so its haha no fucking for you! in the most dummbed down versoin?
User avatar #64 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
absolutely no fucking fucking.
User avatar #65 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
"you see that penis between your legs, you cant use it for pleasure with man women duck cat animal rock ect unless your married"
fj should do a literal versoin of the bible think it would be intersting. it could be like 100 pages, seeing as how you cut it down to 4 words
User avatar #67 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
"...and don't play with it!"
User avatar #73 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
you can fuck when your married, but you can get un married without them pepsiing good luck cause if you kill them your also fucked over into hell!
User avatar #75 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
KILL ALL CRUSTACEANS, JELLYFISH, OCTOPI AND OTHER SEA CREATURES DEEMED "NOT FISH"
User avatar #77 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
hey see that person liveing next to
you love him
you love him like hes you, you got that?
User avatar #80 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
also, if you want people to treat you a certin way, be that way.
User avatar #87 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
hey that guy who just punched you let it go.
User avatar #88 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
...also,let him hit you again.
User avatar #90 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
rember that Jesus dude hes my son listen to what he said.
User avatar #91 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
god made a woman pregnant and go through child birth without her even getting to fuck her husband.
User avatar #92 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
and then gave the child powers and made him immortal and shit
User avatar #93 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
god blew up an entire city called sodom because they are faggots.
#10 - LOL THIS GUY POSTED NOTHING. 04/20/2015 on Airbender +17
#5 - we have come too far as a species to allow this relapse in to … 04/20/2015 on Daily reminder 0
#1 - melon soda does not sound all that bad. 04/20/2015 on I'll be back 0
#1 - to my interpretation the meaning of the passage about homosexu…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/20/2015 on jesus +2
#4 - anonymous (04/21/2015) [-]
It's the act of homosexuality that is a sin. But it's a sin just the same as murder is a sin, theft is a sin, being hateful is a sin, premarital sex is a sin, etc. Finding other guys/girls attractive isn't a sin. Whether you're born that way or later choose to do so in your life. It always frustrated me seeing other "Christians" calling out homosexuality when they are alcoholics or cheat on their spouse, etc.

One of my favorite passages from the Bible is this, and I know not everyone here is a Christian or believes in God, but I'd like to share anyway.

Galatians 5:19-26 KJV
Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these ; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, [20] Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, [21] Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God. [22] But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, [23] Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. [24] And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts. [25] If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. [26] Let us not be desirous of vain glory, provoking one another, envying one another.

I try to be the best that verse 22 and 23 describe, but I admit I fail and it is difficult. But I still try every day. Have a great day, FJ.
User avatar #3 - DrollHumor (04/21/2015) [-]
So it's the bible's way of saying, "If a man has sex with a woman, it's a sin, but don't think you can outsmart me and have sex with another man because that's a sin too." ?
User avatar #34 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
yea, like that.
User avatar #63 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
so its haha no fucking for you! in the most dummbed down versoin?
User avatar #64 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
absolutely no fucking fucking.
User avatar #65 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
"you see that penis between your legs, you cant use it for pleasure with man women duck cat animal rock ect unless your married"
fj should do a literal versoin of the bible think it would be intersting. it could be like 100 pages, seeing as how you cut it down to 4 words
User avatar #67 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
"...and don't play with it!"
User avatar #73 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
you can fuck when your married, but you can get un married without them pepsiing good luck cause if you kill them your also fucked over into hell!
User avatar #75 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
KILL ALL CRUSTACEANS, JELLYFISH, OCTOPI AND OTHER SEA CREATURES DEEMED "NOT FISH"
User avatar #77 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
hey see that person liveing next to
you love him
you love him like hes you, you got that?
User avatar #80 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
also, if you want people to treat you a certin way, be that way.
User avatar #87 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
hey that guy who just punched you let it go.
User avatar #88 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
...also,let him hit you again.
User avatar #90 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
rember that Jesus dude hes my son listen to what he said.
User avatar #91 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
god made a woman pregnant and go through child birth without her even getting to fuck her husband.
User avatar #92 - needsauceadmisblan (04/21/2015) [-]
and then gave the child powers and made him immortal and shit
User avatar #93 - holdup (04/21/2015) [-]
god blew up an entire city called sodom because they are faggots.
User avatar #2 - bjornkrage (04/20/2015) [-]
yeah well the "hardcore" christians usually just use it as an excuse to say that they think homos are icky, but can't say that directly, so they're just using that as an excuse.
#6 - canadian.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on An Oldie but a Goodie 0
User avatar #7 - muhammedthejew (04/20/2015) [-]
God fucking damn it
#1 - Comment deleted 04/20/2015 on The Eternal one 0
#1 - I laughed but it hurt.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Selfie!!! -9
#2 - anonymous (04/21/2015) [-]
It's skin cancer. I'm sorry, but there is nothing left for us to do, it's fatal.
#1 - Comment deleted 04/20/2015 on toilet explosion 0
#4 - i would hate to have my pokemon other than bidoof battle that.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Pokemons with different styles +7
User avatar #28 - Bidoof (04/20/2015) [-]
Why me?
#4 - i smoke enough to kill a horse. but it not being legal is what…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on An Oldie but a Goodie 0
User avatar #5 - muhammedthejew (04/20/2015) [-]
No possibility of you living in sweden?
User avatar #6 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
canadian.
User avatar #7 - muhammedthejew (04/20/2015) [-]
God fucking damn it
#27 - hey, i had fun playing mine even if it wasn't as great as pc. 04/20/2015 on The struggles of normies +1
#26 - **** . dem ****** be hatin on u fo' a miscommunication. 04/20/2015 on The struggles of normies 0
#16 - you under estimate how much i hate religion, and how non-conse… 04/20/2015 on Liberal America -5
#5 - OH, now i get why i don't remember this! i just shot the *… 04/20/2015 on Coco 0
#10 - ayy LMAO was awsome, the anal probe was always a laugh.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Samurai Jack: Good Versus Evil +1
#11 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Damn, remembering those farmers, housewives, and politicians running around with shit pouring out of their back door really wants me to play it again. Unfortunately I don't have my PS2 anymore
#8 - i won't argue that, I just haven't heard of pandemic since the…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Samurai Jack: Good Versus Evil +1
#9 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
And I'm kinda upset that they don't release any of their AYYY LMAO! Games for the PC. I'd definitely buy them on Steam
User avatar #10 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
ayy LMAO was awsome, the anal probe was always a laugh.
#11 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Damn, remembering those farmers, housewives, and politicians running around with shit pouring out of their back door really wants me to play it again. Unfortunately I don't have my PS2 anymore
#6 - not many, but that **** is old.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Samurai Jack: Good Versus Evil +1
#7 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter how old it it. What matters is that it is relevant
User avatar #8 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
i won't argue that, I just haven't heard of pandemic since they shut down. i miss the mercenary games.
#9 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
And I'm kinda upset that they don't release any of their AYYY LMAO! Games for the PC. I'd definitely buy them on Steam
User avatar #10 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
ayy LMAO was awsome, the anal probe was always a laugh.
#11 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Damn, remembering those farmers, housewives, and politicians running around with shit pouring out of their back door really wants me to play it again. Unfortunately I don't have my PS2 anymore
#2 - yea you can get the steel cored ones that pierce armor, you kn… 04/20/2015 on Gunz r bad +3
#3 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Opening a bottle of wine 0
#3 - OMG THEY MADE AN AYYY LMAO ABOUT THAT!!!!  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Samurai Jack: Good Versus Evil +1
#5 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Of course, how many games can you think of that allows you to play as an alien invader on Earth?
User avatar #6 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
not many, but that shit is old.
#7 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter how old it it. What matters is that it is relevant
User avatar #8 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
i won't argue that, I just haven't heard of pandemic since they shut down. i miss the mercenary games.
#9 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
And I'm kinda upset that they don't release any of their AYYY LMAO! Games for the PC. I'd definitely buy them on Steam
User avatar #10 - holdup (04/20/2015) [-]
ayy LMAO was awsome, the anal probe was always a laugh.
#11 - friedpotatoes (04/20/2015) [-]
Damn, remembering those farmers, housewives, and politicians running around with shit pouring out of their back door really wants me to play it again. Unfortunately I don't have my PS2 anymore

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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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