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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8328
Highest Content Rank:#4136
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 328 total,  563 ,  235
Comment Thumbs: 4935 total,  6392 ,  1457
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 32 Content: Peasant → Level 33 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:34152
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:4612
FJ Points:695
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#4 - 1 in 3, I would rather play russian roulette than try those chances. 10/13/2014 on (Immaturity Intensifies) 0
#2 - **holdup rolls 42** % chance I have of getting layed.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on (Immaturity Intensifies) 0
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (10/13/2014) [-]
**fourtwentt rolls 27**% chance of being in a holdup
User avatar #3 - skyrimdovah (10/13/2014) [-]
**skyrimdovah rolls 35**% Chance of the person being Shrek
User avatar #4 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
1 in 3, I would rather play russian roulette than try those chances.
#8 - it's a habit I can't quite seem to kill. 10/13/2014 on luvluv +2
#6 - ....and then i'd pasteurize it and drink it from a BAG.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on luvluv 0
User avatar #7 - hightechlowlife (10/13/2014) [-]
Disgusting.
User avatar #8 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
it's a habit I can't quite seem to kill.
#4 - I WOULD MILK THE **** OUT OF THAT COW, THE JAPANESE ONE.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2014 on luvluv 0
User avatar #9 - ghostninjaguy (10/13/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't?
#5 - hightechlowlife (10/13/2014) [-]
Don't like you sick fuck you know you love this.
User avatar #6 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
....and then i'd pasteurize it and drink it from a BAG.
User avatar #7 - hightechlowlife (10/13/2014) [-]
Disgusting.
User avatar #8 - holdup (10/13/2014) [-]
it's a habit I can't quite seem to kill.
#21 - oh man, he looks like a bucktoothed monkey. 09/27/2014 on Facebook(4) 0
#9 - GOD he has the worst haircut.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Facebook(4) +3
User avatar #16 - applesdontpee (09/27/2014) [-]
the teeth and ears are what i noticed first
User avatar #21 - holdup (09/27/2014) [-]
oh man, he looks like a bucktoothed monkey.
#6 - so, this is a 9gager? 09/26/2014 on Kids these days +1
#19 - BEWARE! THE DISCO WEREWOLVES! 09/26/2014 on What's your monster movie? 0
#2 - I thought the guns looked weak, I prefer games where the guns …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
User avatar #8 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Criticals all have rather violent results on most of the standard enemies. Fallen have their heads explode, The hive spark and dissolve into ash, vex explode into pieces, and cabal have their heads exploding in clouds of smoke and black oil. The guns never felt weak to me.
User avatar #80 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2014) [-]
Also, the Cabal make some seriously sick death sounds.
#3 - SHOTS FIRED. 09/25/2014 on Bendâ„¢ 0
#1 - QUIT BEING A LITTLE CUNT. YO DO NEED MANA.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Snap, bitches 0
User avatar #2 - rainbowisbestpone (09/26/2014) [-]
not in original
#3 - ....but what if nobody posts? 09/25/2014 on Posting content 0
#32 - BONUS, during the mugging you are guaranteed to get shanked wi… 09/23/2014 on best add ever +1
#64 - MOAR CIRCLEJERKING. 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... +1
#63 - YES EMPEROR ADMIN IS EMPEROR OF FUNNYJUNK. 09/23/2014 on In the darkest hour we... 0
#58 - I LOVE YOU, MAN! 09/23/2014 on My princess definitely is... +1
#3 - where are these leaked photos? all i can find is the fake crap…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Whole internet right now 0
User avatar #11 - phisk (09/02/2014) [-]
Nope.
#9 - YOU ROB A FUKKEN TRUCK THATS HOW. 08/31/2014 on Chicken Wings +2
#21 - DAMN THAT IS SOME JIVE-TURKEY ASS **** RIGHT THERE. 08/31/2014 on They Hatin +1
#36 - well, I just read a bit of it and it is ****** . 08/31/2014 on "A must read" 0
#506 - 1.fj chat working better. 2.a place for **** … 08/31/2014 on Wishes 0
#27 - THIS ******* GUY JUST DUN GOOFED. 08/29/2014 on man 0
#14 - lol for such arrogant animals some of them put up with alot o… 08/25/2014 on 10/10 Would cat again +25
#1 - why can't more content be racist? 08/25/2014 on Airplane security 0
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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