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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:1/25/2015
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Content Ranking:#1992
Comment Ranking:#8101
Highest Content Rank:#1996
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 1574 total,  1891 ,  317
Comment Thumbs: 4998 total,  6507 ,  1509
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
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Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4678
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#25 - Picture 01/04/2015 on By Go-Devil-Dante +1
#8 - I'd **** her and squeeze her nose to the rythem o… 12/14/2014 on Nuh uh uh 0
#1 - ITS THE BIGGEST WHALE IVE EVER SEEN. 12/05/2014 on Easy Riders +19
#17 - COCKtillery 12/01/2014 on Perfect timed photo -1
#93 - LOL THEY'RE TEARING THEMSELVES APART! 12/01/2014 on social justice +1
#739 - sup gai? 11/28/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
#16 - Comment deleted 11/23/2014 on hey 0
#5 - GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN. 11/22/2014 on should've closed the ports 0
#17 - it happens every goddamn time and in every goddamn game i buy …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on So rare, so special! 0
User avatar #69 - wanpo (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you using a pokemon that has Mold Breaker?
#66 - angelisk (11/22/2014) [-]
Then don't use it when their HP is already at 1, noob
#14 - i would not recommend false swipe, I used it and it still killed.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2014 on So rare, so special! +2
User avatar #73 - namdelliks (11/22/2014) [-]
Or, not. Because that can not physically happen.
#55 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
I think you're mixing up attacks. False Swipe literally cannot kill a pokemon. It cannot take out the opponent's last hit point.
User avatar #25 - chillybean (11/22/2014) [-]
..............

how
User avatar #16 - gevaudan (11/22/2014) [-]
How peculiar.
User avatar #17 - holdup (11/22/2014) [-]
it happens every goddamn time and in every goddamn game i buy it sucks.
User avatar #69 - wanpo (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you using a pokemon that has Mold Breaker?
#66 - angelisk (11/22/2014) [-]
Then don't use it when their HP is already at 1, noob
#12 - thank god. 11/22/2014 on Kayne Cripple 0
#403 - butt rodeo clown. 11/18/2014 on rename anon 0
#9 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Smooth +4
#3 - LOL TRUE. 11/15/2014 on Bieber +15
#1 - Let's keep the rumor going to **** with him.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Bieber +102
#11 - CXJokerXD (11/15/2014) [-]
**CXJokerXD rolled image** You sound like such a gullible faggot.
User avatar #2 - vonstrangle (11/15/2014) [-]
His Father already has that covered.
#18 - Bacula (11/15/2014) [-]
#6 - darthsanti (11/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - holdup (11/15/2014) [-]
LOL TRUE.
#21 - oh god i asked about white people doing stupid things and I ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Anti-Gamergate: Patriarchy... +1
#26 - whitegamedeveloper (11/14/2014) [-]
My name kinda helps.
#271 - "kitty eater" 11/12/2014 on FagBook 0
#4 - this is how people that live in those countries deal with it. 11/12/2014 on Islamic Massacre caught on... 0
#52 - "alone in the dark" 11/10/2014 on that feel when no gf 0
#33 - Comment deleted 11/10/2014 on am i doing it right? 0
#19 - "competitive masturbator?" how the hell does that work?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +6
#20 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
By highlighting the words "competitive masturbator" in your comment, right-clicking, selecting "Search google for 'competitive masturbator' ", and clicking the top result, I was able to find an article that answered your question.

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#33 - ...and yet 5 guys ****** her, some men are … 11/10/2014 on Women with dyed hair 0
#49 - SUPER SAIJAN vegeta? 11/10/2014 on Eevee Evolutions 0
#321 - they are, this is the nature of our enemy. 11/10/2014 on The FJ2 Secret is out 0
#156 - Social justice warrior 11/08/2014 on anons hate him! 0
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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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