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- jesus **** that's alot of fives.
Bring me that child
I say 5'5.5" because sometimes I measure 5'6" and sometimes I measure 5'5".
- ******* whores, the bdsm community has nothing to do with rape…
What if someone has a fetish for being raped?
then it's called consensual nonconsent
- women do this kind of **** and behave like this and people won…
raped by a gay man
>introverted and don't care much about social interactions
>had one of those moments when thinking about having a relationship would be nice
>try tinder (not the best option I know)
>state exactly how I am, introverted is the first word
>start talking to an introverted girl as well, kind of cool to share many things with someone
>decide to date
>cool date and girl sending signals to kiss, we kiss, and we go separate ways too much people for one day
>keep talking for days and then no communication from her part
>keep trying to reach her and tell her that I respect her decision to stop talking and say bye
>she says she attempted suicide and was on hospital
>can't decide if its true, attention seeking or a fucking red alert of the size of the moon to know she can turn bat shit crazy
>decide stop talking with her
>after some months she messaged asking "what kind of person does that" the stop talking with someone after attempting suicide
Not sure if I was a dick, a normal guy that would avoid trouble, she was crazy
So for being my first try on US it was kind of a bad experience.
What the fuck? Have any of you guys ever interacted with a girl? 99% of girls would not do something like this.
Jesus Christ, step outside the echo chamber once in a while.
Been with the same girl 5 years and have been married to her for 2 months now. I'm in the military and there are plenty of female Marines who would do shit like this, and dependents as well. Plus I have a family of mostly women and they all tell me the same shit "becareful with girls cause they are all some kind of crazy"
>Been with the same girl 5 years and have been married to her for 2 months now.
Perfect evidence that you haven't experienced girls in general for over 5 years, so you've forgotten what it's like.
If you think that it's common for most girls to fake being raped, then you are seriously delusional. Normal people don't do that, and if you actually talked to a woman other than your wife once in a while, you'd see that they are normal people.
Jesus, just because I'm married doesn't mean she's the only woman I've ever talked to, that assumption is pretty fucking ridiculous and extreme. I'm only saying what I've seen with my experience in the military and just some of the shit I've seen in general. There are a lot of women who do this. Do they all do this? Fuck no, of course not., it may not even be most but the numbers are still frighteningly high.
> that assumption is pretty fucking ridiculous and extreme
Yes, the assumption that you have little experience dating women
while you're married
is ridiculous and extreme, but thinking that "maybe not most, but a high number" of girls are psychotic people who would fake being raped is
>it may not even be most but the numbers are still frighteningly high
Where are these numbers that you're talking about? You're talking about complete anecdotal evidence.
Listen to what you are saying. Think if it makes sense. You are saying that
not exactly, but almost half
of women are so mentally unstable that they would try to send someone they didn't like to jail for no reason.
Are you retarded?
Look we CAN get into a citation war over this, throwing stories and court cases trying to prove our own point about this over a story that may or may not be true. Or we can say fuck it admit that there are crazy and sane people in this world, agree to disagree and go on with our days.
How could you possibly think that saying 50% of women would ruin a man's life for absolutely nothing is equivalent to saying that most women are (
) normal, functioning adults?
I never said 50%. I said the number is frighteningly high. Which it is, especially with this new wave feminism at an all time high, we have so many women scream rape at the stupidest things. There are a shit ton, and I mean a SHIT TON, of articles about women who have claimed rape over someone who hasn't even touched them. We see a few examples and links of them on here even and if you do come on here often you can't say you have never seen at least one compilation of all this crap. So like I said we can a debate about this or go about our day.
>I never said 50%. I said the number is frighteningly high.
You said "it may not be most, but the number is frighteningly high" which implies that the number isn't necessarily the "majority"(>50%) but it is close to it (<50%).
Again, I have no idea where you're getting these numbers from. You think that anecdotal evidence is enough to convince you that a high percentage of women are mentally inept.
>especially with this new wave feminism
This is the thing that convinces me that you exist in an echo chamber. You see posts about the vocal minority (all groups have one) that spouts the most hateful, derogatory, and close minded viewpoints, and then label that as the "majority" because you don't realize that it's a lot harder to be heard when you're a moderate *insert group here* rather than a radical *insert group here*. Radicals always get the most attention.
Just to give you a little bit of a perspective, I'll use the "Gamergate" vs. "Feminism" thing (I know that's not how it actually was, but that's how it was played out to be). If you were on the "feminism" side, most of the stuff that you'd see from the other side would be the death threats and violent messages that the vocal minority of gamergate supports sent. Does it represent the majority? Definitely not. Is it the most visible? Of course it is.
Another example would be how watching the news would make you think that bad things happen all the time everywhere, but in reality they are just select events from select locations across the country/world.
Because I believe that in order to have a strong argument, you have to actually back yourself up with facts, I'm going to lay some facts on you to prove that you are completely wrong and you should get out more.
1. Only 18% of Americans consider themselves to be "Feminists".
Source (Sept 4th 2015):
2. Of those 18% of people, only 24% of them described themselves as "Strong Feminists" (what you would call radical feminists).
This number is actually different in age groups, but because we're talking about women under 30, that's the age group I'm looking at.
Seriously man. If you are getting your world views from funnyjunk, a site that often encourages racist and sexist behavior on the front page, then you need to change your ways.
Women are not out to get you, they are not incapable beings, and there is no way that any significant number of them would attempt to cry rape for no reason.
Ok, let's try this again. I never said it was half or even a majority in fact I already said the opposite. I only said that the number is frighteningly high. Which is already a subjective statement. I already believe that almost any number of false rape cases are frighteningly high because shit like that shouldn't happen because they ruin peoples lives. I don't use Funnyjunk as my only source of information but there have been a good amount of sources that they have shown. Look there are many many cases out there of people doing false rape allegations
I'm not saying 50% or a little less than 50% are fucking bat shit crazy. Once again, I'm merely stating that the amount of times it happens is frighteningly high, which means that the number of times it does occur is enough to instill fear. Which again the amount of news I have seen and men's lives ruined that I HAVE MET is enough to instill fear of things like this happening repeatedly. Also I understand about the vocal minority but they are still the face of new feminism, they are still getting people to actually agree with them and they are already doing some crazy shit. Just like Anita Sarkeesian or however you spell her name and Zoe Quinn going to the UN about online harrassing
while they both have done some terrible things.
shit fucked up on that second link:
thats what i meant to send
- ...people consider this a drug and not.....lethal poison?
Anime Girl Smokes Krokodil
Krokodil will only eat your body IF you do not inject it into a blood vein. If injected into a vein, you skin will become scaly, and that is why it's called Krokodil.
also, the reason why it has those side effects is its impurities. If you have pure krokodil, it won't do these things. Problem is, at that point in your drug use you really don't give a shit about long-term effects.
- are there any ********** i can whip?
Today FJ became Tumblr.
i'm pump-kin, that any use to you?
dont you mean a pimp-kin ?
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- HA HA
Caitlyn Jenner has AIDS!
- **** WHY?
Imagine the possibilities
clearly to sever it, what else?
why would we listen to a potatot clearly it is do turn into jew so you can get money
- i thought it was a bootleg some asian dude made to sell as a c…
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