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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:9/10/2014
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Content Ranking:#10632
Comment Ranking:#5053
Highest Content Rank:#4136
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Total Comments Made:4535
FJ Points:574

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#6 - leandros is a ******* snitch. 08/02/2014 on Fuck +2
#2 - i'm sorry but it worries me people with Ebola are travelling. 08/02/2014 on Slender Man is real guys. 0
#595 - ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#593 - it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was m…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#591 - it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#589 - i got a new game called "shadow warrior" based on a …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #590 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I've never played it. Or heard about it.

Tell me more?
User avatar #591 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with a katana.
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#587 - uh, i guess the last few days or so.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #588 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Got my license.
You?
User avatar #589 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
i got a new game called "shadow warrior" based on a game made in 1997.
User avatar #590 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I've never played it. Or heard about it.

Tell me more?
User avatar #591 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with a katana.
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#1 - that pizza looks nasty as **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Well then +2
User avatar #3 - collateraldamageco (08/02/2014) [-]
you're not wrong
#585 - indeed, so, what have you been doing?  [+] (11 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #586 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Depends, how far back are you talking about?
User avatar #587 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
uh, i guess the last few days or so.
User avatar #588 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Got my license.
You?
User avatar #589 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
i got a new game called "shadow warrior" based on a game made in 1997.
User avatar #590 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I've never played it. Or heard about it.

Tell me more?
User avatar #591 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with a katana.
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#583 - lol im prolly gonna sleep all day tomorrow.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #584 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Living the life
User avatar #585 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
indeed, so, what have you been doing?
User avatar #586 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Depends, how far back are you talking about?
User avatar #587 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
uh, i guess the last few days or so.
User avatar #588 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Got my license.
You?
User avatar #589 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
i got a new game called "shadow warrior" based on a game made in 1997.
User avatar #590 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I've never played it. Or heard about it.

Tell me more?
User avatar #591 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with a katana.
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#581 - what are you doing up at this hour?  [+] (15 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #582 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Its only 4:45
It's not that late.

I've been up at this time a lot, and sleep in a lot.
User avatar #583 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
lol im prolly gonna sleep all day tomorrow.
User avatar #584 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Living the life
User avatar #585 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
indeed, so, what have you been doing?
User avatar #586 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Depends, how far back are you talking about?
User avatar #587 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
uh, i guess the last few days or so.
User avatar #588 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Got my license.
You?
User avatar #589 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
i got a new game called "shadow warrior" based on a game made in 1997.
User avatar #590 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I've never played it. Or heard about it.

Tell me more?
User avatar #591 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with a katana.
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#579 - hallo.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/02/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #580 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #581 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
what are you doing up at this hour?
User avatar #582 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Its only 4:45
It's not that late.

I've been up at this time a lot, and sleep in a lot.
User avatar #583 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
lol im prolly gonna sleep all day tomorrow.
User avatar #584 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Living the life
User avatar #585 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
indeed, so, what have you been doing?
User avatar #586 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Depends, how far back are you talking about?
User avatar #587 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
uh, i guess the last few days or so.
User avatar #588 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Got my license.
You?
User avatar #589 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
i got a new game called "shadow warrior" based on a game made in 1997.
User avatar #590 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I've never played it. Or heard about it.

Tell me more?
User avatar #591 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it was the first game where you could cut enemies in half with a katana.
User avatar #592 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun
User avatar #593 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
it had a few other firsts (the sticky bomb,vehicles) but was mostly a racist/generic shooter based on the duke nukem engine.
User avatar #594 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
I think im gonna go to bed.
Ill give you a mention tomorrow to chat, if I remember to.
User avatar #595 - holdup (08/02/2014) [-]
ok, glad we got to talk, goodnight.
User avatar #596 - thatslovesbanned (08/02/2014) [-]
goodnight/goodmorning lol
#3 - IMMA RAM MUH DIKK IN U.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on I need feminism because... 0
#11 - inevernowutidoin (08/02/2014) [-]
#2 - not gunna lie, i beez wif da ****** on dis one. 08/02/2014 on Fucking niggers 0
#1 - anybody here heard of "fifty shades of gay" the book…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on 50 Shades of gray extended... 0
User avatar #6 - calawesome (08/03/2014) [-]
there's one in australia called fifty sheds of grey, and it's about really amazing gardening tools.
User avatar #17 - holdup (08/03/2014) [-]
i actually like the sound of that does it include hand and motorized tools?
User avatar #18 - calawesome (08/03/2014) [-]
oh yeah. and one of a kind shovels with ergonomic hand grips.
User avatar #19 - holdup (08/03/2014) [-]
one of a kind? are they mostly carved wood or molded plastic?
User avatar #20 - calawesome (08/03/2014) [-]
not in this book my friend.
User avatar #21 - holdup (08/03/2014) [-]
than what?
#43 - SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/30/2014 on Seduce Me 0
#1 - man that scratch ass with both hands is sorry when throat itch…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on dammit hal +4
User avatar #22 - sharklazers (07/29/2014) [-]
confucus say man who go to sleep with itchy asshole wake up with shitty finger
User avatar #45 - pwnagraphy (07/29/2014) [-]
Wise man once say:

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
#99 - aye, GENTLEMEN HARPOON THE WHALE. 07/26/2014 on Belly Dance 0
#70 - is that a whale? should i man the harpoons?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Belly Dance +5
User avatar #72 - ludislavonac (07/26/2014) [-]
Aye cap'n, harpoons be ready
User avatar #99 - holdup (07/26/2014) [-]
aye, GENTLEMEN HARPOON THE WHALE.
#2 - ALLAHSAURUS IS THE DINOSAUR OF PEACE, THE ONE TRUE DINOSAUR.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on what i believe in -1
User avatar #11 - bestfoxgirl (07/25/2014) [-]
And if you don't agree, he'll bite yer fucken head off
#1 - WHO DARES TO THUMB DOWN LOONY TUNES? 07/24/2014 on Got 4 hours to kill? +2
#1 - I guess all we have to do now is blow her head open and harves… 07/24/2014 on Y'ar 0
#9 - OH LAWD! 07/24/2014 on WTF ? NEVER GO FULL RETARD +1
#1 - WELL **** ME. I though it was a documentary about… 07/24/2014 on Twilight Under A New Light +3
#3 - my degree in dickbutt anatomy 101 is a more useful/valid quali…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on maybe an analist +103
User avatar #50 - oxymoronking (07/24/2014) [-]
If like to apply for next semester
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
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User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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