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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
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Comment Ranking:#5871
Highest Content Rank:#4136
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 324 total,  551 ,  227
Comment Thumbs: 4484 total,  5890 ,  1406
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 32 Content: Peasant → Level 33 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 87% (87/100)
Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:32833
Times Content Favorited:11 times
Total Comments Made:4454
FJ Points:349

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#44 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on Starfire and BB's hijinks 0
#11 - MAN THE HARPOONS. 07/03/2014 on That's why Hollywood is in... 0
#7091 - **holdup rolls 284,205,206** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#1 - Picture 07/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3 - women love to clean, women love to cook steak.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Facebook in a nutshell +15
#4 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
Now that's what I'm talking about!
#16 - i thought it just meant sand ******* . 07/03/2014 on Europe for all +3
#2 - DO YOU REALLY WANNA REALLY WANNA REALLY WANNA RIDE WITH ME!!!??? 07/03/2014 on Finally!! 0
#18 - but how did the buildings collapse perfectly after a non-contr… 07/02/2014 on Eric Cartman is a sack of... 0
#10 - my god, an american safari vacation. that would be hilarious. 07/02/2014 on The reason kids go missing... +1
#13 - AND DON'T ******* RUB IT IN.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on I honestly watched this for... 0
User avatar #17 - WolfPrince (07/02/2014) [-]
Aye, what he said.
#65 - i guess lopez is Spanish for "one that can cross border"  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2014 on tacos 0
User avatar #75 - Fjcf (07/02/2014) [-]
It means son of Lope.
User avatar #101 - themassivefail (07/03/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is this 'Lope' and how is he crankin out so many baby Lopes?
User avatar #103 - Fjcf (07/03/2014) [-]
its a patronym, when spanish surnames end in -ez or -az it means they were patronyms. Just like Erickson means the son of Erick
#111 - themassivefail (07/03/2014) [-]
Look at you go. Educating me and shit.

#45 - Picture 06/30/2014 on A dream come true 0
#44 - i love this picture. 06/30/2014 on A dream come true 0
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on FJ clone site 0
#19 - volksunion Comment deleted by holdup
#17 - Comment deleted 06/28/2014 on FJ clone site 0
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2014 on FJ clone site 0
#16 - volksunion Comment deleted by holdup
#18 - holdup Comment deleted by holdup
#19 - volksunion Comment deleted by holdup
#17 - holdup Comment deleted by holdup
#1 - Comment deleted 06/28/2014 on ugh... okay 0
#1 - its animals watching people **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on What could it possibly be? +3
#2 - hackenschlock (06/28/2014) [-]
This ^
#5 - LOL THEY LOOK LIKE RE....THEY ARE RETARDS LOL. 06/27/2014 on Gurrdurr....whahahaha 0
#19 - DOOD U GOT RECKT BY DA JOOZ. 06/26/2014 on FJ NEVER DELIVERS 0
#8 - I READ IT AS ******* FOR A SECOND. 06/26/2014 on everyone stop fighting +1
#1 - they should be labeled "not for resale"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Um.... Yeah, no thanks, lady. +9
User avatar #4 - stifflerxchong (06/26/2014) [-]
they don't need to becaus it'S actualy fucking obivious soem nigga is suppose to eat this ffs
#61 - for every thumb this gets ill kill a ****** 06/26/2014 on Guise pls. 0
#28 - THIS RUSTLES MY JIMMIES!!!! 06/24/2014 on Viva la Revolution +1
#11 - i think the hairless cat is cute.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Adorable +3
User avatar #12 - Byte (06/24/2014) [-]
I agree
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board ********* is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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