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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:12/01/2016
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#6 - **** you had to wait 8 hours? jesus i saw this story before ev…  [+] (8 replies) 11/29/2016 on Jill Stein: Jawbreaker... 0
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#8 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
I didn't get home until 9:30 pm
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#9 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
holy jesus does this story get worse? if so im gonna cry like a woman at a romantic movie.
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#10 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
I left my flat at 6:30 am.
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#11 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
wow,i would rather be killed and eaten by cannibals in the papa new guinea bush than be wanting to do the five knuckle schuffle for that long.
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#12 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
Such is life. Fapping isn't going to pay my debts
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#13 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
what if you sold sperm?
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#14 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
I don't know. How much do you need?
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#15 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
YOU KILLED ME.
#3 - OOOHHHHH ****, LOOKS LIKE I WONT NEED TO FAP FOR SATISFACTION TONIGHT.  [+] (10 replies) 11/29/2016 on Jill Stein: Jawbreaker... +21
#4 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
**strongerection used "*roll picture*"**
**strongerection rolled image** When I was at work today, around 3 p.m., I decided to fap after getting back home. It's 10 p.m. now and I can finally fulfill my desire.
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#6 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
fuck you had to wait 8 hours? jesus i saw this story before even getting the slightest randy and it hit the spot.
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#8 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
I didn't get home until 9:30 pm
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#9 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
holy jesus does this story get worse? if so im gonna cry like a woman at a romantic movie.
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#10 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
I left my flat at 6:30 am.
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#11 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
wow,i would rather be killed and eaten by cannibals in the papa new guinea bush than be wanting to do the five knuckle schuffle for that long.
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#12 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
Such is life. Fapping isn't going to pay my debts
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#13 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
what if you sold sperm?
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#14 - strongerection (11/29/2016) [-]
I don't know. How much do you need?
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#15 - holdup (11/29/2016) [-]
YOU KILLED ME.
#12 - is november that guy who was robin and then became his own sup…  [+] (2 replies) 11/29/2016 on batsy ... fun 0
#16 - michaeljones (11/30/2016) [-]
**michaeljones used "*roll picture*"**
**michaeljones rolled image**november is bucky barnes/ winter soldier
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#21 - holdup (11/30/2016) [-]
if he knew cold war secret soviet union stuff that would be sick too tho.
#4 - what? 11/29/2016 on me irl 0