NOBODY'S OFFERED ANYTHING YET. BUT I APPRECIATE IT NONETHELESS.

OKAY I ADMIT THAT WAS PSYCHO.

yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time

oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?

dreamworks is a sack of lying fuckers! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc

now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.

yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time

oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?

yeah. bcuz the hippo knows if he kills you, you don't have to live with the humilitation (and residual smell) of being covered in hippo shit

hippos are horrible animals, I hate the movie madagacar now. it lied about hippos.

dreamworks is a sack of lying fuckers! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc

now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.

yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time

oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?

yeah. so even if the hippo doesn't decide to run you down, it can just turn around and drench you in semisolid shit. lovely

that would not even kill you it's like the fucker just does it for some sort of sick kicks.

yeah. bcuz the hippo knows if he kills you, you don't have to live with the humilitation (and residual smell) of being covered in hippo shit

hippos are horrible animals, I hate the movie madagacar now. it lied about hippos.

dreamworks is a sack of lying fuckers! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc

now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.

yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time

oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?

Uh? If you wanted me to stop you could of asked. ^_^

oh, k.

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Uh? If you wanted me to stop you could of asked. ^_^

oh, k.

actually now that im thinking back i think that gif is from another movie by the same people called the yakuza weapon "Minus two limbs after his first showdown with a yakuza chief, Shozo is remade into a machine-gun-armed, rocket-launcher-legged vengeance machine. Now the kingpin and his men are the targets of a psychotic who's made of more firepower than they carry."

This is the description on netflix. "Superhero Daiman, who rides a robotic motorcycle that knows karate, is called upon to battle the syndicate Sigma, led by the evil Dr. Akunomiya and his sidekick, gorgeous cyborg Miss Borg. The film is based on a popular 1970s Japanese TV series."

....oh god. sounds like kung pow on crack.

actually now that im thinking back i think that gif is from another movie by the same people called the yakuza weapon "Minus two limbs after his first showdown with a yakuza chief, Shozo is remade into a machine-gun-armed, rocket-launcher-legged vengeance machine. Now the kingpin and his men are the targets of a psychotic who's made of more firepower than they carry."

No the Quaran and Torah, Ban pork

the bible also bans pork, and american football oddly enough. it also bans shellfish. both of witch are in the new testament and the old one, and i believe that it is on the same page as the part about no gays. actually come to that the new testament dosnt actually mention Homosexuality, it just has something about sexual immorality.

so, I'm still the bad guy here? fj dissapoints me.

what's the football verse?

something that says something along the lines of "thou shalt not play with the skin of a pig nor eat its flesh". american footballs are made out of pig skin are they not?

Not sure. I thought they used fake leather, but it's funny nonetheless.

hippos can also use their anuses as scatter shot weapons, much like a shotgun that replaces buckshot with particles of fecal matter

JESUS CHRIST I AM COMPLETELY MORTIFIED!!!

yeah. so even if the hippo doesn't decide to run you down, it can just turn around and drench you in semisolid shit. lovely

that would not even kill you it's like the fucker just does it for some sort of sick kicks.

yeah. bcuz the hippo knows if he kills you, you don't have to live with the humilitation (and residual smell) of being covered in hippo shit

hippos are horrible animals, I hate the movie madagacar now. it lied about hippos.

dreamworks is a sack of lying fuckers! and they copied bob in monsters vs. aliens from mike wizowski from monsters inc

now that I think about it, they had the same personality and voice.

yeah but bob was dumber wizowski had class. bob just acted like a stoner most of the time

oh yeah, bob jsut a retard and he eat like he has munchiez. mike wuz a factory worker. mhan, he lined in my clozet, wuz he frum narnia? I did not know they had factories in narnia. and where was the lion? or is that only if they go in to a wardorbe and not a closet. does this mean there are no fags in narnia?