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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
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Content Ranking:#10469
Comment Ranking:#3967
Highest Content Rank:#1897
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 1563 total,  1902 ,  339
Comment Thumbs: 5676 total,  7270 ,  1594
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:93598
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4885
FJ Points:2223
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latest user's comments

#52 - "alone in the dark" 11/10/2014 on that feel when no gf 0
#33 - Comment deleted 11/10/2014 on am i doing it right? 0
#19 - "competitive masturbator?" how the hell does that work?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on "Why don't you have a gf?" +6
#20 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
By highlighting the words "competitive masturbator" in your comment, right-clicking, selecting "Search google for 'competitive masturbator' ", and clicking the top result, I was able to find an article that answered your question.

Here's the link to the article: www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/21/world-champion-masturbator_n_1163576.html

And here's a link to a question that you apparently need to know the answer to: www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/146wn7/how_do_you_overcome_being_a_lazy_fuck/
#33 - ...and yet 5 guys ****** her, some men are ******* … 11/10/2014 on Women with dyed hair 0
#49 - SUPER SAIJAN vegeta? 11/10/2014 on Eevee Evolutions 0
#321 - they are, this is the nature of our enemy. 11/10/2014 on The FJ2 Secret is out 0
#156 - Social justice warrior 11/08/2014 on anons hate him! 0
#734 - yea they should have items all over.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #735 - thatslovesbanned (11/08/2014) [-]
items for everyone
#732 - its fukken great ain't it?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #733 - thatslovesbanned (11/08/2014) [-]
9/10
Needs more fab badges in my items inventory
User avatar #734 - holdup (11/08/2014) [-]
yea they should have items all over.
User avatar #735 - thatslovesbanned (11/08/2014) [-]
items for everyone
#730 - have you been to feminist activism yet?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #731 - thatslovesbanned (11/08/2014) [-]
Yesterday I have
User avatar #732 - holdup (11/08/2014) [-]
its fukken great ain't it?
User avatar #733 - thatslovesbanned (11/08/2014) [-]
9/10
Needs more fab badges in my items inventory
User avatar #734 - holdup (11/08/2014) [-]
yea they should have items all over.
User avatar #735 - thatslovesbanned (11/08/2014) [-]
items for everyone
#53 - LOTS of measuring and stencils. 11/06/2014 on bored as fuck 0
#2 - THIS. IS. THE INTERNET! 11/06/2014 on Dank ass Pokemon skillz 0
#4 - I'll rape YOU with MY privilege.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Emmi the doughnut tard +1
User avatar #6 - mrmaceman (11/05/2014) [-]
i'll privilege YOU with MY rape
#3 - POAST MISOGYNY. 11/04/2014 on Good Game Gamer Gate -2
#64 - is getting raped a victory? 11/01/2014 on eternal battle +2
#13 - OMG THIS **** KILLED ME I AM DEAD YOU MURDERED ME OVER … 10/26/2014 on What the fuck did you say... +3
#24 - OMG I CAN'T EVEN! 10/26/2014 on comin to steal ya bitch 0
#9 - uuuhhh ********** mudslime terrorists are everywhere. 10/26/2014 on Meanwhile in... 0
#1 - YEA HOWS THAT COLORED TEXT VICTORY NOW!!! 10/26/2014 on I have made a huge mistake 0
#1 - I'd love to get like 6 people together to flip one of those.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on problem solving +1
#8 - apachechuck (10/26/2014) [-]
They're only about 1900 lbs, I don't think you'd even need that many.
User avatar #3 - sinery (10/26/2014) [-]
Those cars weights only like 700 kg, 3 people could easily flip it.
User avatar #4 - killerliquid (10/26/2014) [-]
That's nearing 273kg man
User avatar #5 - hantervan (10/26/2014) [-]
its not an outright lift though, you start by rocking it and the use its momentum to flip it. also its really narrow so rocking and flipping it shouldn't be that hard
User avatar #6 - killerliquid (10/26/2014) [-]
Point taken
User avatar #7 - hantervan (10/26/2014) [-]
true story, me and 4 friends did that to our vice-principals barina (she was a massive cunt despised by the school) , when we graduated from year 10.... and that was pretty easy
#56 - hhhhmmm, makes me wonder what sub-species may evolve a few mil… 10/25/2014 on It's Finally over... 0
#751 - no problemo senior. 10/25/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... 0
#749 - It'S fReE!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... 0
User avatar #750 - twondai (10/25/2014) [-]
thats the joke. also, would you mind trading thumbs, since reloaded hamster in thumbing everyone down for no reason
User avatar #751 - holdup (10/25/2014) [-]
no problemo senior.
#748 - ADMIN, my browser has been blocking malicious downloads from y… 10/25/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... +1
#49 - but this potential existing withing the genes of our species d…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on It's Finally over... 0
#55 - justaredshirt (10/25/2014) [-]
Yes, but the obvious inbreeding will keep the genes isolated from the rest of the gene pool. We can't destroy the damage but we can contain it and prevent further pollution of our species' evolution.
User avatar #56 - holdup (10/25/2014) [-]
hhhhmmm, makes me wonder what sub-species may evolve a few million years down.

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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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