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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:10/24/2014
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Content Ranking:#10279
Comment Ranking:#8857
Highest Content Rank:#4136
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 328 total,  563 ,  235
Comment Thumbs: 4797 total,  6238 ,  1441
Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 32 Content: Peasant → Level 33 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:34067
Times Content Favorited:12 times
Total Comments Made:4571
FJ Points:591

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#12 - IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT BOMB THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2014 on If you're happy and you... -1
User avatar #13 - itsmepapaone (02/12/2014) [-]
That doesn't fit as well.
User avatar #14 - holdup (02/12/2014) [-]
but we are in agreement we should bomb the middle east?
User avatar #15 - itsmepapaone (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm happy enough, why not?
User avatar #16 - holdup (02/12/2014) [-]
how about "if your happy and you know it bomb islam"
User avatar #17 - itsmepapaone (02/12/2014) [-]
That fits, actually.
#3 - WHILE GETTING A MOTORBOAT. 02/12/2014 on Guess what is happening there? 0
#1 - that was a gay part of a great movie. 02/12/2014 on Halo CE pistol 0
#4 - Comment deleted 02/10/2014 on Funnyjunk location roll call 0
#13 - LOL HE IS DRESSED AS A SOMALIAN ****** . 02/09/2014 on President Obama as a Young... +1
#12 - SAVED. 02/09/2014 on You're weird, I'm out! 0
#467 - talk to me. 02/09/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
#271 - *sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
#268 - but konnie-san i want you.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
#466 - SUP GAI. 02/09/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
#265 - fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#263 - what makes you think im going to give you my points?  [+] (14 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
User avatar #264 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#261 - what the hell for?  [+] (16 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#259 - no.  [+] (18 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
#260 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #261 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#257 - y da fuq r u bothering me?  [+] (20 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
#258 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #259 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
#260 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #261 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#255 - .....no  [+] (22 new replies) 02/09/2014 on holdup's profile 0
User avatar #256 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
#258 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #259 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
#260 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #261 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
#156444 - ANYTHING FOR ADMIN'S LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/09/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#465 - kk  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #488 - thatslovesbanned (02/14/2014) [-]
YOU CALLED ME
YOU DIDNT TEXT
#463 - ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on thatslovesbanned's profile 0
User avatar #464 - thatslovesbanned (02/09/2014) [-]
TEXT ME YOUR FJ NAME
pls
User avatar #465 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #488 - thatslovesbanned (02/14/2014) [-]
YOU CALLED ME
YOU DIDNT TEXT
#3 - HE WANTS TO SHOVE THEM UP THE OTHER KIDS ASS. 02/09/2014 on BILLY! 0
#55 - and it's all so badly put together. 02/08/2014 on Mother Russia 0
#19 - so, basically, they built the most expensive Olympics in a lon… 02/08/2014 on Mother Russia 0
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Mother Russia -3
User avatar #35 - ronyx (02/08/2014) [-]
Sochi has already set the record for the most expensive games in history. At an estimated cost of $51 billion it is five times as expensive as the winter Olympics in Nagano, the preparation for which involved the construction of arenas, roads and a bullet-train line from Tokyo. The main reason for such astronomical cost is graft. That, at least, is what nearly 50% of Russians believe, according to opinion polls. Only 15% buy the arguments made by officials that it was the complexity of the project that increased the cost. Corruption comes in different forms: overstating costs, giving contracts to friends and relatives (some of whom have no qualifications) and reworking the same construction site several times over to justify charging more. Most of the money came directly from the state or via state banks. Alexei Navalny, an anti-corruption blogger and opposition politician, says the cost over-run is 150-250%. He has published lists of the main winners of the Olympic projects. The fact that some of the hotels still have not been finished makes the level of spending all the more extraordinary."
User avatar #55 - holdup (02/08/2014) [-]
and it's all so badly put together.
User avatar #18 - canadafag (02/08/2014) [-]
Actually, they spent more money than the last three Olympics combined.
User avatar #20 - angelwithashotgun (02/08/2014) [-]
only because most of it went to corrupt officials
User avatar #19 - holdup (02/08/2014) [-]
so, basically, they built the most expensive Olympics in a long time cheaply?
#150200 - HERE 02/08/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#149263 - WILL SMITH INVENTED PC 02/08/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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