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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#1964
Comment Ranking:#9441
Highest Content Rank:#1962
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 1572 total,  1892 ,  320
Comment Thumbs: 5085 total,  6597 ,  1512
Content Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:88374
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:4697
FJ Points:1808
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latest user's comments

#2 - not gunna lie, i beez wif da ****** on dis one. 08/02/2014 on Fucking niggers 0
#1 - anybody here heard of "fifty shades of gay" the book…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on 50 Shades of gray extended... 0
User avatar #6 - calawesome (08/03/2014) [-]
there's one in australia called fifty sheds of grey, and it's about really amazing gardening tools.
User avatar #17 - holdup (08/03/2014) [-]
i actually like the sound of that does it include hand and motorized tools?
User avatar #18 - calawesome (08/03/2014) [-]
oh yeah. and one of a kind shovels with ergonomic hand grips.
User avatar #19 - holdup (08/03/2014) [-]
one of a kind? are they mostly carved wood or molded plastic?
User avatar #20 - calawesome (08/03/2014) [-]
not in this book my friend.
User avatar #21 - holdup (08/03/2014) [-]
than what?
#43 - SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/30/2014 on Seduce Me 0
#1 - man that scratch ass with both hands is sorry when throat itch…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on dammit hal +4
User avatar #22 - sharklazers (07/29/2014) [-]
confucus say man who go to sleep with itchy asshole wake up with shitty finger
User avatar #45 - pwnagraphy (07/29/2014) [-]
Wise man once say:

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
#99 - aye, GENTLEMEN HARPOON THE WHALE. 07/26/2014 on Belly Dance 0
#70 - is that a whale? should i man the harpoons?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Belly Dance +5
User avatar #72 - ludislavonac (07/26/2014) [-]
Aye cap'n, harpoons be ready
User avatar #99 - holdup (07/26/2014) [-]
aye, GENTLEMEN HARPOON THE WHALE.
#2 - ALLAHSAURUS IS THE DINOSAUR OF PEACE, THE ONE TRUE DINOSAUR.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on what i believe in -1
User avatar #11 - bestfoxgirl (07/25/2014) [-]
And if you don't agree, he'll bite yer fucken head off
#1 - WHO DARES TO THUMB DOWN LOONY TUNES? 07/24/2014 on Got 4 hours to kill? +2
#1 - I guess all we have to do now is blow her head open and harves… 07/24/2014 on Y'ar 0
#9 - OH LAWD! 07/24/2014 on WTF ? NEVER GO FULL RETARD +1
#1 - WELL **** ME. I though it was a documentary about… 07/24/2014 on Twilight Under A New Light +3
#3 - my degree in dickbutt anatomy 101 is a more useful/valid quali…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on maybe an analist +103
User avatar #50 - oxymoronking (07/24/2014) [-]
If like to apply for next semester
#7 - Comment deleted 07/24/2014 on Tupac 0
#1482 - **holdup rolls 478,971,874** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#325 - **holdup rolls 634,012,697** i would hate having a **… 07/23/2014 on admin craps on your face -1
#15 - ladies and gentleman, WE HAVE A WINRAR! DING DING DING. 07/21/2014 on one hell of a spoon -1
#7 - i would say its coz i drank pinecone liquor. 07/19/2014 on Way ahead of you 0
#9 - GENTLEMEN, There is a solution. MAN THE HARPOONS.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... +45
#107 - szatan (07/19/2014) [-]
#117 - mortal kombat. 07/16/2014 on Just a Survey 0
#2 - SHOULD HAVE LET HITLER KILL THEM ALL. 07/14/2014 on Wizardry is Not Kosher 0
#22 - ratchet and Kratos, poor ratchet. 07/14/2014 on Crash Bandicoot and Lightning 0
#50 - aaawwww yes, this brings back memories of my plastic dinosaur ranch. 07/13/2014 on You greedy fucker +2
#9 - SOME FAGGOT KEEPS STEALING MY FLOWERS.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on building a house 0
User avatar #10 - unfairlybanned (07/13/2014) [-]
Install a security system.

Bewsre though, the console might have rose red all over it.
User avatar #14 - greyhoundfd (07/13/2014) [-]
I am currently in the process of creating Fort Juden on the PvP server. It will be glorious, and have lots of Jewgold in storage.
#68069 - oh wow i watched a creeper blow up my house and than watched i… 07/13/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#68068 - so, hit the ground with wood hoe and follow instructions? 07/13/2014 on phanact's profile 0

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Total unique items point value: 30420 / Total items point value: 85244
[ 86 items Total ]

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[ 257 comments ]
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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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