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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#3239
Comment Ranking:#7814
Highest Content Rank:#3241
Highest Comment Rank:#1518
Content Thumbs: 869 total,  1140 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 4954 total,  6412 ,  1458
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 49% (49/100)
Level 247 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:56774
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:4617
FJ Points:1135
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#64 - stick your head out the window while living next to sand … 05/17/2014 on I am not a good person -3
#1 - they dont want their sandals stolen?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on But... why? +3
User avatar #2 - estranged (05/12/2014) [-]
It's not that. It's that someone didn't want that particular section of the rack to be stolen. The crazy bastard that'd steal that probably wouldn't want to be caught dead with those sandals, thereby securing the rack. Quite genius.
#4 - I saw some raider in new vegas attack a mercenary with a laser… 05/04/2014 on Fallout logic. +1
#250007 - THAT WAS PHUKED. INJECT MARIJUANA. 04/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#249738 - ADMIN THIS SITE IS THE **** ! I LOVE YOUI!!! 04/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#95 - THAT FAT WHALE HAS ENOUGH OIL IN IT TO KEEP US WARM THROUGH TH…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Jealous woman is jealous +7
#132 - azraelthemage (04/27/2014) [-]
Fuck the Harpoons. This target requires serious firepower.
#4 - did they **** on you for getting to close to their tree? 04/21/2014 on That Burn Left a Mark 0
#6 - IF YOU LIKED IT THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME GREEN ON IT. 04/21/2014 on It's not easy being green +1
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on European 20/4 16:20 blaze it -2
#6 - ntobarrev Comment deleted by holdup
#7 - rulebysecrecy Comment deleted by holdup
#109 - **holdup rolls 831** 04/19/2014 on literally +1
#12 - ....all while wearing his Kanye vest. 04/17/2014 on kanye pest 0
#1 - si es mucho legendario  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on PorQueMon +161
#167 - lucilavit (04/17/2014) [-]
#113 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
*son muy legendarios
User avatar #12 - Fjcf (04/17/2014) [-]
muy legendario
User avatar #70 - iamaniceperson (04/17/2014) [-]
si si legendario
#1 - i thought everyone on this site was in to conspiracy.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on ALENS +1
#5 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
im in to them in sesne of reading them for enjoyment rather tahn i share simlair idelas and so fouth my favroite is lizard people in power shit funny as fuck
User avatar #3 - internetexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
#70 - Jyggalag?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on That moment 0
#102 - nothisissparta (04/15/2014) [-]
yeah the plain boring cunt muncher.
#2 - **** ***** if dat **** … 04/13/2014 on World peace +1
#2 - I HATE RAYMOND. 04/07/2014 on Everybody loves facebook +1
#1 - JESUS CHRIST USE THE SCRATCH PAD.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Funnyjunk Draw 0
#2 - callingbullshit (04/07/2014) [-]
Tbh, the scratchpad sucks. This has more tools and your shit doesnt get wiped after a short time.
#382 - ejaculating pussy attack. 03/31/2014 on Bestial Bladder Rape 0
#2 - THIS TASTES LIKE ASS.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3 - subadanus (04/13/2014) [-]
*correct*
#3 - Picture 03/26/2014 on Daily reminder guise +1
#1888 - hello 03/26/2014 on Syncronicity's profile 0
#1 - **** THAT FAT ASS. 03/25/2014 on Arthur Couldn't help it +4
#1 - Picture 03/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
#4 - naw, the schools can do things. It just takes lawyers to motiv… 03/25/2014 on Welcome to jew run Europe 0
#1 - rats nibble (but not bite painfully) as a sign of acceptance. 03/21/2014 on rats death wish +3
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
#202 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
User avatar #188 - asongulol (10/18/2012) [-]
what do u want for the gun?
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