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User avatar #298 - thatslovesbanned (12/19/2015) [-]
hello.
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User avatar #299 to #298 - holdup (12/20/2015) [-]
AYE DAWG.
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User avatar #301 to #300 - thatslovesbanned (01/12/2016) [-]
**thatslovesbanned used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**thatslovesbanned rolls 902**
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#295 - hunman (12/11/2015) [-]
Just out of curiousity

If you're from Canada, why do you have the hungarian flag as your avatar?
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User avatar #296 to #295 - holdup (12/11/2015) [-]
well, My friend was from there and got deported recently, supposedly the syrian refugees are causing chaos and I'm just showing support for the Hungarian people.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hunman (12/11/2015) [-]
Ah, I see
Thanks
Carry on
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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
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User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
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User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
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User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
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User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
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User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
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User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
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User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
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User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

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User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
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User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
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User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
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User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
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User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
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User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
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User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
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User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
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User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
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User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
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User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
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User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
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User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
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User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
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User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
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User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
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User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
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User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
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User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
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User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
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User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
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User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
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User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
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User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
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User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
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User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
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User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
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User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no
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User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
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User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
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User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
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User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
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User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
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User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
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User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
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User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
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User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
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User avatar #225 - phantomi (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
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#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
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User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
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User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
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User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
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User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
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User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
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User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
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User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
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User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
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User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
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User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
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User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
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User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
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User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
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User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
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User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
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User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
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