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#6 - i hope that asshole never gets his hat back. 06/30/2015 on Bushwacked -2
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#49 - i just hate islam on the whole, it belongs in a museum, not in…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/30/2015 on It's a religion of peace -2
User avatar #50 - severepwner (06/30/2015) [-]
Perhaps but we can't force what someone chooses as their religion, nor should we, nor should they. But privately practicing your religion is a lot different from bombing a building.

They aren't Islam terrorists to me. They're terrorists that happen to be Islam. When we act like a civilized military, we prove that it's ok to have religious freedom, and that it's wrong to be a murderer. We prove that we can still enforce justice without sinking to their level or forsaking the concept.

We have to take steps forward, not let our enemies force us take steps back.
#71 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
in 99% of cases i would agree with you but i think this is one of those last % cases where sometimes you just have to show them your stick is by far the biggest and that you're not afraid to hit them with it. you can't force people to fight wars civilized but when they absolutely refuse to fight by international laws then it's time to show them why those laws were created in the first place.
User avatar #76 - severepwner (07/01/2015) [-]
By showing them we're the bad guys? By killing more people than they do? Give the world more reason to hate us with each missile we fire?

We will win. We have to find the best way through, not the fastest. Or our mission was pointless, our objective, our goal, our purpose, all of them pointless.
#85 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
this is a war thats being fought because of false promises, from way back when the US abandoned the region in the cold war. its why the middle east hates the west, america specifically and every day more of their citizens, while not fighting for isis, are turning their backs on the west
User avatar #93 - severepwner (07/01/2015) [-]
They're still civilians. If they're still innocent in the eyes of the law, justice, and common sense, then they're innocent.

If they're not, then they have to pay for that. The past is the past, we have to focus on the future and how to correct mistakes and build a better one.
User avatar #163 - wrocky (07/02/2015) [-]
you dont happen to be american by any chance, right?
User avatar #164 - severepwner (07/02/2015) [-]
I am. What of it?
User avatar #165 - wrocky (07/03/2015) [-]
i am just racist. i think ill of americans. i guess you're an exception. steadfast my brother
User avatar #166 - severepwner (07/03/2015) [-]
My country is full of millions of exceptions, as is yours, as is every religion, race, ideology. Racism is pointless.

Let go of it. Hatred of identities is what got us to this point in the world. And people like ISIS, the rioters of Baltimore and Ferguson, the illegal immigrants of Mexico, the pirates of Somalia, the SJWs of the 1st world, the nazis of Germany, they all serve to awaken thoughts of racism and discrimination in good people like yourself or even me.

Look for the good in all people. Think of the perspectives and circumstances outside your own. You know, children are actually unable to see things from a different perspective until their pubescent years, and yet it's an ability that we as humans have squandered. We're all just people, the same. You and me? We're both just persons.
User avatar #167 - wrocky (07/03/2015) [-]
this is gonna sound cheesy and soft of me but i was brought to tears reading your reply. i love you man. i hope you do well in your life.

sentiments aside. allow me to spread your love by posting this on my wall
User avatar #168 - severepwner (07/03/2015) [-]
I love you too. I'm going to join the United States Marine Corps, maybe have a place to put my words into action.

Most don't get that chance, I'm not going to waste my life just being an actor, writer, or sitting at a desk job.

So on what you said, I'm going to take my life farther than half the earth by risking it.
#169 - corps (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #170 - severepwner (07/03/2015) [-]
Ain't that the truth.
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#47 - **** NO, I GIVE NO ***** ABOUT KEBAB LIVES, THEY…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/30/2015 on It's a religion of peace -1
User avatar #48 - severepwner (06/30/2015) [-]
Don't let your hate of the enemy corrupt your view of all humans. Cracker, nigger, chink, beaner, raghead, kebab, none of it matters. We're all just people, and there are people with bad ideologies. Ones that involve the murdering of your fellow man. They are the ones that need to pay, because their murderers, not because of the color of their skin or where they're from.

If you don't understand that difference there's no point in fighting them or disagreeing with them. Why would you when you both want the same thing? The killing of innocents. In all things, justice must prevail.
User avatar #49 - holdup (06/30/2015) [-]
i just hate islam on the whole, it belongs in a museum, not in people's minds.
User avatar #50 - severepwner (06/30/2015) [-]
Perhaps but we can't force what someone chooses as their religion, nor should we, nor should they. But privately practicing your religion is a lot different from bombing a building.

They aren't Islam terrorists to me. They're terrorists that happen to be Islam. When we act like a civilized military, we prove that it's ok to have religious freedom, and that it's wrong to be a murderer. We prove that we can still enforce justice without sinking to their level or forsaking the concept.

We have to take steps forward, not let our enemies force us take steps back.
#71 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
in 99% of cases i would agree with you but i think this is one of those last % cases where sometimes you just have to show them your stick is by far the biggest and that you're not afraid to hit them with it. you can't force people to fight wars civilized but when they absolutely refuse to fight by international laws then it's time to show them why those laws were created in the first place.
User avatar #76 - severepwner (07/01/2015) [-]
By showing them we're the bad guys? By killing more people than they do? Give the world more reason to hate us with each missile we fire?

We will win. We have to find the best way through, not the fastest. Or our mission was pointless, our objective, our goal, our purpose, all of them pointless.
#85 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
this is a war thats being fought because of false promises, from way back when the US abandoned the region in the cold war. its why the middle east hates the west, america specifically and every day more of their citizens, while not fighting for isis, are turning their backs on the west
User avatar #93 - severepwner (07/01/2015) [-]
They're still civilians. If they're still innocent in the eyes of the law, justice, and common sense, then they're innocent.

If they're not, then they have to pay for that. The past is the past, we have to focus on the future and how to correct mistakes and build a better one.
User avatar #163 - wrocky (07/02/2015) [-]
you dont happen to be american by any chance, right?
User avatar #164 - severepwner (07/02/2015) [-]
I am. What of it?
User avatar #165 - wrocky (07/03/2015) [-]
i am just racist. i think ill of americans. i guess you're an exception. steadfast my brother
User avatar #166 - severepwner (07/03/2015) [-]
My country is full of millions of exceptions, as is yours, as is every religion, race, ideology. Racism is pointless.

Let go of it. Hatred of identities is what got us to this point in the world. And people like ISIS, the rioters of Baltimore and Ferguson, the illegal immigrants of Mexico, the pirates of Somalia, the SJWs of the 1st world, the nazis of Germany, they all serve to awaken thoughts of racism and discrimination in good people like yourself or even me.

Look for the good in all people. Think of the perspectives and circumstances outside your own. You know, children are actually unable to see things from a different perspective until their pubescent years, and yet it's an ability that we as humans have squandered. We're all just people, the same. You and me? We're both just persons.
User avatar #167 - wrocky (07/03/2015) [-]
this is gonna sound cheesy and soft of me but i was brought to tears reading your reply. i love you man. i hope you do well in your life.

sentiments aside. allow me to spread your love by posting this on my wall
User avatar #168 - severepwner (07/03/2015) [-]
I love you too. I'm going to join the United States Marine Corps, maybe have a place to put my words into action.

Most don't get that chance, I'm not going to waste my life just being an actor, writer, or sitting at a desk job.

So on what you said, I'm going to take my life farther than half the earth by risking it.
#169 - corps (07/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #170 - severepwner (07/03/2015) [-]
Ain't that the truth.
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User avatar #281 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Porn Stars.**
what made holdup crazy
User avatar #282 to #281 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #283 to #282 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
too much porn made you fap yourself crazy
User avatar #284 to #283 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i guess.
User avatar #285 to #284 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
so whats new bruh
User avatar #286 to #285 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
thinking about moving to California.
User avatar #287 to #286 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
where you live now?
User avatar #288 to #287 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
canada.
User avatar #289 to #288 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
from maple syrup and cheap meds to guns and illegal drugs
and either way....tons of weed

User avatar #290 to #289 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, smoke alot not many places i can go.
User avatar #291 to #290 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
and youre gonna melt like a popsicle in south cali summers
User avatar #292 to #291 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
i will be damn sure to find air conditioning.
User avatar #293 to #292 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
you have to go outside sometime
not everyone can be joshlol
User avatar #294 to #293 - holdup (01/09/2015) [-]
yea, I go hiking in the cold sometimes.
User avatar #279 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #278 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause

Y 4 U MAYK ME SUFFER
User avatar #254 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
HOLDUP

can i has your FJ points plox
User avatar #255 to #254 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
.....no
User avatar #256 to #255 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
can i please have just 1050 then
User avatar #257 to #256 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
y da fuq r u bothering me?
User avatar #259 to #258 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
no.
User avatar #261 to #260 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what the hell for?
User avatar #262 to #261 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
i need to buy items
User avatar #263 to #262 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
what makes you think im going to give you my points?
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
because your my fj friend and im asking nicely
User avatar #265 to #264 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
fine, but this makes you MY BITCH.
User avatar #266 to #265 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kisman **
this person is your bitch instead of me
User avatar #268 to #266 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
but konnie-san i want you.
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
too bads, kisman is your ass slave
User avatar #271 to #269 - holdup (02/09/2014) [-]
*sigh* k, but this is not over. come here kisman.
User avatar #275 to #271 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
*grabs a camera, films, and posts online to make you into a porn star*
User avatar #274 to #271 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #270 to #269 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you are an ass slave
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
see, Holdup wants your beefy ass
User avatar #273 to #272 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #276 to #273 - konradkurze (02/09/2014) [-]
you'll do as youre told like a good ass slave
User avatar #277 to #276 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #267 to #266 - kisman (02/09/2014) [-]
no you still the bitch
User avatar #253 - princepeanut (07/21/2013) [-]
Everyone items across all profiles have been deleted
Dont beleive any rumors, especially the proxy
we dont know why items got reset exactly
User avatar #252 - pyrain (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #247 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
still a NEVER!!!!! on the damnation egg? : P
User avatar #248 to #247 - holdup (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm accually pretty close to hatching it now.
User avatar #249 to #248 - sexymossantamby (07/15/2013) [-]
damn well then I wish u gl with your sweet dragon
User avatar #244 - sexymossantamby (07/13/2013) [-]
selling your damnnation egg?
User avatar #245 to #244 - holdup (07/13/2013) [-]
NEVER!!!!
User avatar #243 - bitchyouabitch (07/13/2013) [-]
if you accept i will shower you with alll the gems i get for a month
User avatar #225 - phantomi ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Plan?
#222 - itemmaaan (01/08/2013) [-]
What do you want for the bubble statues and the jimmy rustler?
User avatar #217 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
how much demonic ore for 2 furnaces and your 25 casino token?
User avatar #218 to #217 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
furnaces not for sale. 8 demonic ore for casino token.
User avatar #219 to #218 - catbob (10/23/2012) [-]
just saw thing on items board he selling for 5 ill leave it
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User avatar #203 to #202 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
that **** you offered for my iron chest and the message "please" I know you a troll phagget.
#204 to #203 - dolanduk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #205 to #204 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
2 fab gem and dice, for iron chest.
User avatar #206 to #205 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
sir, i believe u made a mistake. i asked for 68 angelic tickets for my 68 fabulous tickets, i never wanted an iron chest
User avatar #207 to #206 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
the same dude sent me that crap twice, don't wanna sell tix anyway.
User avatar #208 to #207 - acanadianmoose (10/23/2012) [-]
uh ok, but i didnt ask for iron chest. i accept that u wont trade tix, but i dont want any misunderstandings between us. I apologize if somebody else sent u a ****** trade, but it was not dolan
User avatar #209 to #208 - holdup (10/23/2012) [-]
alright. i,ll un-block and calm down. but on the items board suspicion is the name of the game.
User avatar #196 - lesmusiceetrend (10/20/2012) [-]
Sell me your Demonic Ingots and Ores please
See if anything that I have interests you
User avatar #197 to #196 - holdup (10/20/2012) [-]
those are not for sale.
User avatar #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
SoRT and morris idol fish.
User avatar #194 to #193 - CottonTail (10/18/2012) [-]
for corrupt souls.
User avatar #195 to #194 - holdup (10/18/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
if you give me 10 angelic ores and 2 wooden mystery boxes you can have both keys and the chest
User avatar #192 to #191 - ROFL (10/18/2012) [-]
deal?
User avatar #190 - FeeFieFoe (10/18/2012) [-]
all I want is the bat, and the wrath soul, do you wanna trade those for my armored imp?
User avatar #189 - randomosity (10/18/2012) [-]
anything you want for the gun on my profile (of my dupes i dont sell singles)
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