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#85 - redstonealchemist (01/18/2015) [-]
nono, you see i cannot float, unless i have an unreasonable amount of extra floats, i still can't float.
one of the times i almost drowned was learning to swim with my school, i was about 8. the teachers kept on demanding that i try it without floats (i had to use four flat square floats, 2 under each arm otherwise i'd sink) and i kept on saying that it wouldn't work with any less than four floats.
eventually i said "fine! you want to see me drown? fine i'll show you exactly what happens when i try swimming without floats!"
then i did exactly as the teacher had told me before about floating and swimming, i followed every single thing they had said before and i was turned upside down faster than eren in broken 3D gear. my only saving grace was to push off the floor with my hands, hope i could right myself and it took a long enough time to do it for me to nearly drown.
there was a lifeguard that day and you know what he was doing? the 20+ seconds my head was underwater, he was flirting with some girl his own age.
because of him and a few other cases, i have absolutely NO trust in lifeguards
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