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hokeymon

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/29/2009
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:here
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7600
Comment Ranking:#3751
Highest Content Rank:#2879
Highest Comment Rank:#1750
Content Thumbs: 1835 total,  2048 ,  213
Comment Thumbs: 6487 total,  8071 ,  1584
Content Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:41443
Times Content Favorited:120 times
Total Comments Made:2689
FJ Points:4005

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YouTube Videos

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    Potato Song Potato Song
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    Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!

latest user's comments

#49 - They weren't kidding when they said 2015 would be the end of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on I made myself sad +6
User avatar #58 - warzon (4 hours ago) [-]
I now imagine Spock died saving us from a horrific galactic threat. Just because he's...Damn its hard to see the keyboard with tears.
#55 - Good lord penis erection from 100 to zero in seconds. 10 hours ago on When you think you're going... +25
#289 - Thanks, I only have an average laptop. The only reason I want … 19 hours ago on Digital Overlords +1
#286 - I'ts not my work ethics. I can't save up because I feed my fam…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Digital Overlords 0
User avatar #288 - morphodite (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah. I'm sorry; it sounds like you have a very demanding life. In your case, I suppose PC is a perfectly fine way to go. As long as you don't brag about it or join the Master race. If you ever come into some money or your financial troubles start to lessen, I would really recommend going multi-platform, though. The amount of games available is astonishing. Well, good luck to you, friend.
User avatar #289 - hokeymon (19 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, I only have an average laptop. The only reason I want a PS4 because of the rise of console exclusive horror games and Silent Hill PT was creepy as hell. Have a nice day.
#280 - I work a lot and I can still barley afford steam sale games. P…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on Digital Overlords 0
User avatar #282 - morphodite (19 hours ago) [-]
If you can barely afford steam sale games and you work a lot, there have to be a few monthly expenses you could improve. Just spend money on pure basic essentials, games, and nothing else. The price of the PS4 only seems steep; it's the same thing as 2-3 paychecks at a minimum wage job. Starting games + an extra controller would bring it to about 5-6 paychecks, and if you work at a wholesale club like Walmart, you get paid weekly. That's just a month and a half of work.
User avatar #286 - hokeymon (19 hours ago) [-]
I'ts not my work ethics. I can't save up because I feed my family and help with the bills. I already have a family owned business where I make and deliver processed foods. If I tried to save up it would take about a whole year with pocket change. Plus making up for my dads debt. You got it lucky man. I wish I had a simpler life.
User avatar #288 - morphodite (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah. I'm sorry; it sounds like you have a very demanding life. In your case, I suppose PC is a perfectly fine way to go. As long as you don't brag about it or join the Master race. If you ever come into some money or your financial troubles start to lessen, I would really recommend going multi-platform, though. The amount of games available is astonishing. Well, good luck to you, friend.
User avatar #289 - hokeymon (19 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, I only have an average laptop. The only reason I want a PS4 because of the rise of console exclusive horror games and Silent Hill PT was creepy as hell. Have a nice day.
#88 - And fails horribly every time. I dunno what happens later beca… 02/26/2015 on Realistic waifu simulator 0
#66 - She still won't hang out with you though. As in shut ins go ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Realistic waifu simulator 0
#87 - revolvingocelot (02/26/2015) [-]
doesn't she try to go out frequently and become popular?
User avatar #88 - hokeymon (02/26/2015) [-]
And fails horribly every time. I dunno what happens later because I stopped around three chapters from the cringiness. Not saying it's bad. I just can't handle that cringe.
#75 - Who the hell are you? 02/26/2015 on The Burn Ward: FunnyJunk... 0
#64 - Just watch what you want and don't be a faggot about it. 02/24/2015 on Anime Facts Compilation... +1
#94 - She looks so sad in the picture. 02/24/2015 on just saudi king things 0

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User avatar #39 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
Hello
#40 to #39 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey there stranger.
#41 to #40 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
And a gracious good evening to you too
User avatar #42 to #41 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
It's early afternoon here and I just woke up. Where you from anyway?
#43 to #42 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Santa Rosa California
User avatar #44 to #43 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh cool. I'm from the Philippines. Any games you'd like to share? My friends and I are really into league and DN right now.
User avatar #45 to #44 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
If you're playing League right now I will not associate with you unless you main Jinx exclusively

also known as best character
User avatar #46 to #45 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
I got Jinx and her skin on the release but sorry I only main jungle because I suck at cs.
#47 to #46 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
>Maokai
#48 to #47 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
He's good both top and jungle though the stupid meta made me shift into playing vi or elise. Still a nice pick if the comp calls for squishy teammates but only on higher tiers. But if you really want to piss people off in lower tiers nunu's the funniest thing that could happen.
User avatar #49 to #48 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I bet you main Teemo don't you?
#50 to #49 - hokeymon (02/05/2015) [-]
Lol, I like barbecuing him if I have the chance.
User avatar #38 - gugek ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
User avatar #36 - niconicodouga (03/28/2014) [-]
Hello Betty.
User avatar #31 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll picture(
#32 to #31 - hokeymon (02/20/2014) [-]
**hokeymon rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at blood on your hands **
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #34 to #33 - zameckis (02/20/2014) [-]
meh, this is sucks
User avatar #35 to #34 - hokeymon (02/20/2014) [-]
*roll cheese*
User avatar #28 - twi (09/08/2013) [-]
gg no re
User avatar #29 to #28 - hokeymon (09/08/2013) [-]
Uhhh, yeah? Hello there stranger.
User avatar #30 to #29 - twi (09/08/2013) [-]
hhihiihihihi
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User avatar #21 - LegititmateKyle ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
you have to know. where is it from? I have to know if she found the video games!
User avatar #22 to #21 - hokeymon (10/28/2012) [-]
It's from a hentai manga series called "Yotsunoha legs". They only changed the text so it would seem more funny. I'ts all about beastality.
User avatar #23 to #22 - LegititmateKyle ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
Oh. did she find the video games then?
User avatar #25 to #24 - LegititmateKyle ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
looked it up. gave me a raging boner.
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#13 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
my, it's someone that joining vocaloid channel

um.,.,.,
what do you think about miku plus comics?
#14 to #13 - hokeymon (10/06/2012) [-]
I'm ok with the comics but I stay for the music.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
ah i see,
hm.,., music eh
do tell, what's your fav ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hokeymon (10/06/2012) [-]
For Mikus maybe tell your world, fireworks, lifesize, koochi muite baby and a lot of Wowakas. On Gumis part there maybe Traveller and Endless
User avatar #17 to #16 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
ah i like lifesize too
mine is
miku - gallows bell, from y to y, aikotoba
luka - 7 days
miku rin - one night girl
gumi - requiem
#18 to #17 - hokeymon (10/06/2012) [-]
Arrrrgg I forgot Y to Y so many feels there. I think I'll try hearing your lists too. I haven't heard all of the songs I torrented. I got like 4 GB and they're still untouched.
User avatar #19 to #18 - zameckis (10/06/2012) [-]
tell me what you think about it later kay
it's a pleasure for me to bumping with fellow fjer that into vocaloid
User avatar #11 - chilleh (09/26/2012) [-]
Man i love you for that picture, couldn't stop laughing.
#3 - flybager ONLINE (10/18/2011) [-]
miku~
#4 to #3 - hokeymon (10/18/2011) [-]
Desu desu
#5 to #4 - flybager ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
you liek miku too?
#6 to #5 - hokeymon (10/19/2011) [-]
What's not to like about an idol who doesn't have drama in their lives.
#7 to #6 - hokeymon (10/19/2011) [-]
Still, Gumi is my favorite in terms of personality.
#1 - bobJML (10/18/2011) [-]
What's up?
#2 to #1 - hokeymon (10/18/2011) [-]
This flying pug.
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