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Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
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#216 - Why do Americans get so defensive and **** when p…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on a few questions +1
User avatar #241 - travishein (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm an American and I find most of these to be relevant and hilarious. I have never (to my recollection) wanked into a sock...but I find the act to be funny...I bitch at people all the time for having their A/C cranked up, etc.; which leads me to;

1.) No matter the reason, if an American is visiting France in a film, there will always be a baguette in the grocery bag...any and all grocery bags.
2.) Why is cunt okay to say in Jolly old...but in the States it is worse than saying "mother fucker" 1 million times in a movie (I'm calling you out Tarantino).
3.) Does every Italian own a scooter?
4.) Not to pick on the French, but if there is a really good looking French guy in an American film...there's at least a 90 percent chance he's the asshole...

You see...stereotypes can be fun, and also a way to make our different ways of life comical. Americans typically get offensive when people throw around the obesity thing...because it's just not an accurate depiction of the average American. It's like the "All Britts have bad teeth" joke. Shit gets tired after a while.
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#364 - Okay, please tell me which point I should elaborate on. Bill … 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... 0
#258 - People have a tendency to simply dismiss claims that go agains…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... -2
User avatar #287 - syntheticdoll (11/08/2014) [-]
You talk exactly like Anita Sharkeesan when asked for something concrete. You don't answer, you just start to go on and on about how right you are and how stupid people don't understand your englightement while you provide nothing.
#271 - destismad (11/08/2014) [-]
Don't message me. I'm not the only person who needs to "know what's going on in the world". Say it here, enlighten everyone. I'm open-minded, but I'm open-minded in a rational, sensible way. My mind is not a dumpster for any passing person to throw their garbage in. I critically analyze almost everything I see or hear as it's how my mind works.

I swear with absolute certainty, I will give serious thought to what you have to say as long it doesn't get to the point of things you'd hear from a mental institution or scientologists. If I don't believe it, I'll have rational, well thought-out reasoning for it and will be capable of explaining such. You have my word.
#364 - hobmidget (11/08/2014) [-]
Okay, please tell me which point I should elaborate on. Bill gates' 'vaccines'? The Ebola vaccine? How de-population of the Earth is slowly underway? Or about how the sovereignty of many countries (including the US) will soon be taken away? I have stories to tell for the interested mind and I have facts for the educated mind. I will be back in a few hours
User avatar #322 - iamkagji (11/08/2014) [-]
Give evidence of your claims and we'll believe you. Otherwise, you're far from rational, open-minded or reasonable.
#205 - JUST BECAUSE I TYPE AGGRESSIVELY AND IN CAPITAL LETTERS DOESNT…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... -13
#294 - stonetomcat (11/08/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up, you have a blue name and you start shitposting just now?
User avatar #290 - icametocomment (11/08/2014) [-]
You've been on here long enough to have a blue name, and you're going to start shitposting now?
User avatar #281 - PlagueDoctor (11/08/2014) [-]
Let's hear it, then
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#242 - lucariopwnz (11/08/2014) [-]
#240 - destismad (11/08/2014) [-]
You have lots of evidence for something that's complete insanity, hunh? Okay, okay, let's hear it then? This evidence had better move mountains in the scientific community in the next few weeks though because if you've figured it out, then the tens of thousands of people who study this stuff every day for a living will sure as hell figure it out pretty damn quickly.
#258 - hobmidget (11/08/2014) [-]
People have a tendency to simply dismiss claims that go against their beliefs, even if I provided concrete evidence, you would not believe since it's easier to just deny it. If you are open minded and have the ability to see things from a different perspective then by all means message me and I will enlighten you on what's really going on in the world.
User avatar #287 - syntheticdoll (11/08/2014) [-]
You talk exactly like Anita Sharkeesan when asked for something concrete. You don't answer, you just start to go on and on about how right you are and how stupid people don't understand your englightement while you provide nothing.
#271 - destismad (11/08/2014) [-]
Don't message me. I'm not the only person who needs to "know what's going on in the world". Say it here, enlighten everyone. I'm open-minded, but I'm open-minded in a rational, sensible way. My mind is not a dumpster for any passing person to throw their garbage in. I critically analyze almost everything I see or hear as it's how my mind works.

I swear with absolute certainty, I will give serious thought to what you have to say as long it doesn't get to the point of things you'd hear from a mental institution or scientologists. If I don't believe it, I'll have rational, well thought-out reasoning for it and will be capable of explaining such. You have my word.
#364 - hobmidget (11/08/2014) [-]
Okay, please tell me which point I should elaborate on. Bill gates' 'vaccines'? The Ebola vaccine? How de-population of the Earth is slowly underway? Or about how the sovereignty of many countries (including the US) will soon be taken away? I have stories to tell for the interested mind and I have facts for the educated mind. I will be back in a few hours
User avatar #322 - iamkagji (11/08/2014) [-]
Give evidence of your claims and we'll believe you. Otherwise, you're far from rational, open-minded or reasonable.
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