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hobmidget

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:8/30/2015
Location:UK
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#37 - I predict that by the year 3000 it would have evolved into this 06/12/2015 on kiss a girl for the first time +4
#4388 - Comment deleted 06/10/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#11 - Picture 05/15/2015 on duh +6
#10 - But Gatland gags is related, he writes his own stuff and is funny af  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on duh +11
#11 - hobmidget (05/15/2015) [-]
#146 - I remember posting about this a few years ago and everyone cal… 05/15/2015 on New SOPA bill for the WORLD +8
#216 - Why do Americans get so defensive and **** when people ask the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on a few questions +1
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#241 - travishein (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm an American and I find most of these to be relevant and hilarious. I have never (to my recollection) wanked into a sock...but I find the act to be funny...I bitch at people all the time for having their A/C cranked up, etc.; which leads me to;

1.) No matter the reason, if an American is visiting France in a film, there will always be a baguette in the grocery bag...any and all grocery bags.
2.) Why is cunt okay to say in Jolly old...but in the States it is worse than saying "mother fucker" 1 million times in a movie (I'm calling you out Tarantino).
3.) Does every Italian own a scooter?
4.) Not to pick on the French, but if there is a really good looking French guy in an American film...there's at least a 90 percent chance he's the asshole...

You see...stereotypes can be fun, and also a way to make our different ways of life comical. Americans typically get offensive when people throw around the obesity thing...because it's just not an accurate depiction of the average American. It's like the "All Britts have bad teeth" joke. Shit gets tired after a while.
#2481 - ************ 12/04/2014 on Meme Game +1
#117 - Fatman batman 11/28/2014 on Batman Alt. Art comp. +8
#364 - Okay, please tell me which point I should elaborate on. Bill … 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... 0
#258 - People have a tendency to simply dismiss claims that go agains…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... -2
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#287 - syntheticdoll (11/08/2014) [-]
You talk exactly like Anita Sharkeesan when asked for something concrete. You don't answer, you just start to go on and on about how right you are and how stupid people don't understand your englightement while you provide nothing.
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#271 - destismad (11/08/2014) [-]
Don't message me. I'm not the only person who needs to "know what's going on in the world". Say it here, enlighten everyone. I'm open-minded, but I'm open-minded in a rational, sensible way. My mind is not a dumpster for any passing person to throw their garbage in. I critically analyze almost everything I see or hear as it's how my mind works.

I swear with absolute certainty, I will give serious thought to what you have to say as long it doesn't get to the point of things you'd hear from a mental institution or scientologists. If I don't believe it, I'll have rational, well thought-out reasoning for it and will be capable of explaining such. You have my word.
#364 - hobmidget (11/08/2014) [-]
Okay, please tell me which point I should elaborate on. Bill gates' 'vaccines'? The Ebola vaccine? How de-population of the Earth is slowly underway? Or about how the sovereignty of many countries (including the US) will soon be taken away? I have stories to tell for the interested mind and I have facts for the educated mind. I will be back in a few hours
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#322 - iamkagji (11/08/2014) [-]
Give evidence of your claims and we'll believe you. Otherwise, you're far from rational, open-minded or reasonable.
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