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hitero

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Interests: Gaming,Guitar
Date Signed Up:5/05/2013
Last Login:3/05/2015
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A guy in a place in a thing on a boat on the head of a snail penis on a frog on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
Also Metallica.

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#5610 - **hitero rolled user akittywithaguitar ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#5 - I love you 06/26/2014 on Of Spins And Fj +1
#44 - No its not. That pond is only about 2.5 feet deep. 06/11/2014 on Feminist Wants to Prove... +2
#63 - My thoughts exactly 05/26/2014 on ~ Cthulhu ~ 0
#26 - Dafuq I thought you shutdown your account  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Funnyjunk boards +1
User avatar #27 - include (05/03/2014) [-]
I did, I came back 2 days ago.
#10 - **** off 05/03/2014 on I’ve Never Felt This Good +1
#62 - Our names are so similar.... 04/30/2014 on This is genius advertising 0
#99 - Pokemon: Psyduck Game: FireRed How: On One Island on t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Cofagrigus is best shiny 0
User avatar #102 - skeptical (04/06/2014) [-]
performanceenhancingdrugs.ogg
#3 - *roll three* 04/05/2014 on I live up to my name. 0
#55 - I cant get over the fallacies to actually find this amusing. 03/26/2014 on Freedom 0
#97 - It would be very difficult to change to the metric system. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on PROBLEM? 0
User avatar #145 - mutzaki (03/11/2014) [-]
Changing to a whole new system of measurement over night is obviously impossible. It requires a slow change over the course of many years. You first teach kids both systems in schools, then start changing many relatively unimportant things into metric (so not road signs or weight-based prices in supermarkets for example). Several years later, both systems will be pretty well inegrated in society, and finally you can start the transition.
User avatar #109 - cyannat (03/11/2014) [-]
Well wouldn't ruler producers just make, ya know, metric rulers? Those exist.
#139 - Spray on skin uses the top of a can of Axe. Seems legit. 03/07/2014 on looong fun fact comp 0
#36 - It's not like there's a restriction on the dimensions of pictures.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on tumblr fandoms 0
User avatar #68 - vatra (03/07/2014) [-]
I think he means that when he cropped it he couldn't see it, and lacks the minor computer abilities to rectify that.
#18 - I love how you cropped off the reply to the last comment and p…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on tumblr fandoms 0
User avatar #35 - scarredwolf (03/06/2014) [-]
It wouldnt fit on the screen
User avatar #36 - hitero (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not like there's a restriction on the dimensions of pictures.
User avatar #68 - vatra (03/07/2014) [-]
I think he means that when he cropped it he couldn't see it, and lacks the minor computer abilities to rectify that.
#14 - It's not worth it. After all is said and done you still have t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on 90% of males on FJ need this +1
User avatar #15 - jackmanagan (02/23/2014) [-]
already sent the lets do a late valentines text. like just a few minutes ago. 1230am date inquiries are classy right?


who knows maybe we'll hit it off

#4 - Actually nevermind i just checked and it doesnt have the "…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on 90% of males on FJ need this 0
User avatar #6 - obsidicus (02/23/2014) [-]
honestly, the tell her right off the bat is something that i have struggled with (and still kinda do). I want to observe girls as friends and in group social situations without making things awkward between us by declaring my feelings as soon as i lay eyes on her (also, that's creepy). Anyway, i never know how long this time period should last. I started dating my now exgirlfriend after a couple of weeks of getting to know her to avoid her thinking of me as a friend. Turns out she had clinical depression, a mild eating disorder, and was highly emotional, but I wouldn't have known that because I didn't hang out with her long enough. After we broke up i tried to go out with a friend that i had liked for a several years (i didn't like her at first, I grew to like her after awhile) but she only ever saw me as a friend.
#2 - The author has an epic article which has basically what you ju…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on 90% of males on FJ need this 0
User avatar #3 - obsidicus (02/23/2014) [-]
awesome, perhaps i should actually check out the link when i find myself at a greater mental functionality.
#5 - kanyesfishsticks (02/23/2014) [-]
Or, read "The Game", by Neil Strauss. I was a kissless virgin before reading that. Pretty soon after reading it I started having sex with sorority girls like it was my job.

Now I'm married, so once again I never have sex, but that a different story for a different day.
User avatar #7 - obsidicus (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm ok with reading and gaining new knowledge, but I don't want to be different than me. I'm somewhat happy with who i am now (the things i'm not happy with i'm working intermittently on changing). I just don't want to change my personality just to get sex, then i would feel like i cheated, like i tricked her into bedding me. I also don't just want sex. I've only had sex with one girl, but the problems that resulted were more than enough to scare me from ever having sex before marriage (think pregnancy paranoia, even when we had sex and i pulled out long before i came, and after she had her period).
#8 - kanyesfishsticks (02/23/2014) [-]
You won't change your personality. You will just learn how to sell who you already are.
User avatar #9 - obsidicus (02/23/2014) [-]
i see. Either way, I shall add it to my growing reading list
#10 - kanyesfishsticks (02/23/2014) [-]
I do need to give you a small disclaimer though. Don't take the book too literally. Just try to gain some insight from it.
User avatar #11 - obsidicus (02/23/2014) [-]
thank you for telling me. I have a habit of taking advice too literally.
#12 - kanyesfishsticks (02/23/2014) [-]
No problem. Good luck bro.
User avatar #4 - hitero (02/23/2014) [-]
Actually nevermind i just checked and it doesnt have the "Tell her right off the bat" part, but you do make a solid point sir!
User avatar #6 - obsidicus (02/23/2014) [-]
honestly, the tell her right off the bat is something that i have struggled with (and still kinda do). I want to observe girls as friends and in group social situations without making things awkward between us by declaring my feelings as soon as i lay eyes on her (also, that's creepy). Anyway, i never know how long this time period should last. I started dating my now exgirlfriend after a couple of weeks of getting to know her to avoid her thinking of me as a friend. Turns out she had clinical depression, a mild eating disorder, and was highly emotional, but I wouldn't have known that because I didn't hang out with her long enough. After we broke up i tried to go out with a friend that i had liked for a several years (i didn't like her at first, I grew to like her after awhile) but she only ever saw me as a friend.
#3 - Extremely false quote is extremely false. 02/18/2014 on Title Not Found +1
#2 - damn I want to try that Irish Breakfast so bad. English Breakf…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Good Guy Earl Grey 0
#7 - anonexplains (02/18/2014) [-]
Irish Breakfast tea is quite good.
#111 - Well my head is tilted to the side is that a problem? 02/17/2014 on Photo Tips 0
#7 - ah ok 02/16/2014 on NASA article 0
#5 - NO im thinking of the one that states that space is common her…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on NASA article 0
User avatar #11 - Durricane (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't see any other species making claims.
User avatar #6 - thirdoffive (02/16/2014) [-]
That only prevents federal claims, not companies.
User avatar #7 - hitero (02/16/2014) [-]
ah ok
#3 - I swear there were multiple treaties preventing this **…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2014 on NASA article 0
#51 - anonexplains (02/17/2014) [-]
Since when did the United states give a fuck about treaties?
User avatar #4 - thirdoffive (02/16/2014) [-]
The treaty you are thinking of prevents the use of weapons in space
User avatar #5 - hitero (02/16/2014) [-]
NO im thinking of the one that states that space is common heritage of all mankind and no claims can be placed on it (a.k.a mining claims)
User avatar #11 - Durricane (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't see any other species making claims.
User avatar #6 - thirdoffive (02/16/2014) [-]
That only prevents federal claims, not companies.
User avatar #7 - hitero (02/16/2014) [-]
ah ok
#1 - Total ********  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2014 on NASA article -1
User avatar #2 - thirdoffive (02/16/2014) [-]
This is NOT bullshit. Maybe of you spent 10 seconds reading the article you wouldn't be making such childish accusations. Heck, check the NASA website. I'm sure it's there, too.
User avatar #3 - hitero (02/16/2014) [-]
I swear there were multiple treaties preventing this shit, but whatever.
#51 - anonexplains (02/17/2014) [-]
Since when did the United states give a fuck about treaties?
User avatar #4 - thirdoffive (02/16/2014) [-]
The treaty you are thinking of prevents the use of weapons in space
User avatar #5 - hitero (02/16/2014) [-]
NO im thinking of the one that states that space is common heritage of all mankind and no claims can be placed on it (a.k.a mining claims)
User avatar #11 - Durricane (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't see any other species making claims.
User avatar #6 - thirdoffive (02/16/2014) [-]
That only prevents federal claims, not companies.
User avatar #7 - hitero (02/16/2014) [-]
ah ok
#3 - LOOKING THROUGH OLD CONTENT. FINDS EPIC. 02/12/2014 on Metallica 0
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