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#1 - thelizardlord I know you are the expert on this series. Do you…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Fallout 4 confirmed (?) 0
#3 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
It is, no bullshit here forreal.
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#2 - thelizardlord (06/02/2015) [-]
It certainly seems legit enough
#4 - lol no 05/28/2015 on Don't Break... +1
#6 - If you want tasty, you should see Shokugeku no Soma 05/23/2015 on When I cook spicy foods for... +4
#18 - Actually, me and a couple of my friends just started to implem…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Tumblr Joshlols 0
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#27 - superiorcheerio (05/18/2015) [-]
Maybe it's a system that used more in circles of friends that mostly consist of females who may get a little more touchy
#57 - phoenixphyre (05/19/2015) [-]
Works with both guys and girls, guys do handle it better though. I think it amuses them a little bit, so it takes some of the heat off. Girls have this moment of struggle with it. Like "I wasn't.... okay yeah I was being a bitch."
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#20 - mcmxcideath (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes, don't forget that the best way to succeed in life is by avoiding all conflicts.
#80 - ciacheczko (05/19/2015) [-]
If you have never had your oblivious best friend deciding it will be hilarious to tell the most embarrassing story they know about you in front of people you just met - especially in front of someone you're trying to pick up - you have no idea how absolutely necessary is having a word or a sign that can quickly and politely tell them "Shut the fuck up, now is not the time" without making you look bad.
#87 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
And randomly blurting out SPLEEN is the perfect way to handle that situation. Even if the story was that embarassing, how are you going to explain wtf just happened?
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#90 - ciacheczko (05/19/2015) [-]
If you can't imagine how being discreet works, that's not my problem. You give the loudest, most extreme example you can think of and try to render a ton of other possible scenarios invalid - that's not how it's done.
#56 - phoenixphyre (05/19/2015) [-]
It isn't about avoiding all conflicts, it's simply about remind each other that we don't want to really hurt each other and to handle it in a better way.
#59 - phoenixphyre (05/19/2015) [-]
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