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A guy in a place in a thing on a boat on the head of a snail penis on a frog on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
Also Metallica.

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#4 - lol no 05/28/2015 on Don't Break... +1
#6 - If you want tasty, you should see Shokugeku no Soma 05/23/2015 on When I cook spicy foods for... +4
#18 - Actually, me and a couple of my friends just started to implem…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Tumblr Joshlols 0
User avatar #27 - superiorcheerio (05/18/2015) [-]
Maybe it's a system that used more in circles of friends that mostly consist of females who may get a little more touchy
#57 - phoenixphyre (05/19/2015) [-]
Works with both guys and girls, guys do handle it better though. I think it amuses them a little bit, so it takes some of the heat off. Girls have this moment of struggle with it. Like "I wasn't.... okay yeah I was being a bitch."
User avatar #20 - mcmxcideath (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes, don't forget that the best way to succeed in life is by avoiding all conflicts.
#80 - ciacheczko (05/19/2015) [-]
If you have never had your oblivious best friend deciding it will be hilarious to tell the most embarrassing story they know about you in front of people you just met - especially in front of someone you're trying to pick up - you have no idea how absolutely necessary is having a word or a sign that can quickly and politely tell them "Shut the fuck up, now is not the time" without making you look bad.
#87 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
And randomly blurting out SPLEEN is the perfect way to handle that situation. Even if the story was that embarassing, how are you going to explain wtf just happened?
User avatar #90 - ciacheczko (05/19/2015) [-]
If you can't imagine how being discreet works, that's not my problem. You give the loudest, most extreme example you can think of and try to render a ton of other possible scenarios invalid - that's not how it's done.
#56 - phoenixphyre (05/19/2015) [-]
It isn't about avoiding all conflicts, it's simply about remind each other that we don't want to really hurt each other and to handle it in a better way.
#59 - phoenixphyre (05/19/2015) [-]
#712 - I just got out of my first long term relation ship in March, s… 05/14/2015 on Tell Addy anything Thursday 0
#38 - I agree 05/12/2015 on Gandalf -3
#26 - Picture 05/03/2015 on For all this money and fame 0
#76 - **** you OP I just got over her. I don't need this … 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up +5
#15 - I saw this thread. I was wondering when someone would cap it a… 03/29/2015 on /k 0
#2230 - **hitero used "*roll rpg name*"** **hitero rolls Malbien** 03/29/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#700 - I'm 16 and this is my first major relationship, so i've done m… 03/26/2015 on Let it all out, let FJ be... 0
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User avatar #2 - metallicamyach (06/27/2014) [-]
I love you too
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