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Date Signed Up:6/25/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
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#234 - Alpha Wolf I don't know what I expected... 12/12/2013 on Paul Walker was Moon Moon 0
#2 - My birthday is sep 9.. Look at all the ***** …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Geronimo -2
User avatar #10 - chiktikkavaspaus (12/13/2013) [-]
Hey, my Half-bday is Sept 9th. We share birthday/half-bdays.
User avatar #33 - fizzor (12/13/2013) [-]
The fuck is a half-bday?
User avatar #45 - chiktikkavaspaus (12/13/2013) [-]
Half-birthday. I don't know if it's an american thing, but it's the exactly 6 months from your birthday, and 6 months until your birthday.

My birthday is March 9th, so my half birthday is Sept 9th.
Historycanon's birthday is Sept 9ths, which means his half birthday is March 9th.

It's nothing special. It's not celebrated at all normally. The only reason Half birthdays are observed are for kids 5 and under when they can't wait for their actual birthday.

"I'm billy, I'm 4 and a half!"
User avatar #32 - bjartur (12/13/2013) [-]
half bday ?
User avatar #46 - chiktikkavaspaus (12/13/2013) [-]
Exactly 6 months after your birthday.
User avatar #47 - bjartur (12/13/2013) [-]
oh, ok
User avatar #48 - chiktikkavaspaus (12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a dumb concept.
User avatar #49 - bjartur (12/13/2013) [-]
true dat ^^
#8 - spanishiqiustion (12/13/2013) [-]
Me too What is happening here
User avatar #43 - ilovehue (12/13/2013) [-]
according to the views, It is likely that 91 persons being born September 9 saw this post.
#31 - devilone (12/13/2013) [-]
I also happen to have a birthday. It's crazy
#28 - SwirlSkull (12/13/2013) [-]
i dont know i do know 9 months before that date sex was involved
#27 - erethilful (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh cool, I'm sept 9 too.
#3 - puremadmentalged (12/12/2013) [-]
Its my birthday today
User avatar #29 - sneleoparden (12/13/2013) [-]
it's my birthday tomorrow
#4 - mrjimmyhush (12/12/2013) [-]
#2 - Is the username of the poster supposed to be the joke? 12/11/2013 on linkin park 0
#4 - Comment deleted 12/11/2013 on (untitled) 0
#2 - Took me aminut or 2 to find it..  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on What a poser +1
#8 - larxenex (12/12/2013) [-]
took me about 5 minutes... I should kill myself...
User avatar #13 - soultheft (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to figure out this .gif.
#2 - You mean this?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on desc +15
User avatar #14 - whycanticaps (12/11/2013) [-]
that's so messed up!!!!!
#3 - Picture 12/10/2013 on Any broken gifs? 0
#1 - Stupid vid cuz repeated 3 times, but jim carey made me lol. 12/10/2013 on When i try to sing along... 0
#18 - I'm good. 12/10/2013 on protagonist is after you +1
#15 - Picture 12/09/2013 on trippy 0
#141 - Also, if it were real.. why isn't the skeleton fallin… 12/08/2013 on yes it is 0
#6 - You really wanna do this?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on What the fuck. +3
#7 - jeffljrumpf (12/06/2013) [-]
SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
#4 - Did you not see the bread hanging on his coat before that?..  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2013 on What the fuck. +2
#5 - jeffljrumpf (12/06/2013) [-]
fight me
#6 - historycanon (12/06/2013) [-]
You really wanna do this?
#7 - jeffljrumpf (12/06/2013) [-]
SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
#7 - What of it? Is that the date of an actual school shooting?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on i did it for the lulz +1
User avatar #17 - rockbandhead (12/06/2013) [-]
It was the date of the columbine shooting
#1 - No. Just.. No. 12/05/2013 on Double Doge +1
#6 - Why would you post something like that :'(  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Stuff and things +3
#7 - inuzukaa (12/05/2013) [-]
#99 - I have no strong feelings 1 way or the other.. 12/05/2013 on Last Name Game +1
#98 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Last Name Game +1
#99 - historycanon (12/05/2013) [-]
I have no strong feelings 1 way or the other..
#26 - No ******* problem. I actually studied this in my…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on 'Murricah vs. Yurope: Map... 0
User avatar #154 - ninegagxd (12/05/2013) [-]
Nice
#38 - Why.. Why would you post something like that.. 12/03/2013 on Bathrooms 0
#39 - **historycanon rolls 705** eat **** . 12/03/2013 on What now? +1
#106 - I didnt see that. But can you explain why the baby seat wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Not a good week for the... 0
User avatar #107 - thathorse (12/03/2013) [-]
Well my guess would be that maybe a walker bled on it, and I think that there would have been much more blood and maybe some more gore in it if Judith was eaten.
User avatar #137 - zomgwaffle (12/03/2013) [-]
Tyrese has her. And he was shot so he probably bled on the car seat. And I have a 4 month old child so take my word for it that during a zombie apocalypse it'd be smarter to run without the car seat.
#26 - I used to have 2 of those :] 1 of the bastards left a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Mitch wanted to say hi... +1
User avatar #34 - febreezboi (12/03/2013) [-]
Are you sure? Because they're totally not recommended as a beginner pet for reptilian lovers. And if you treat them right, they'll totally not be the coolest fucking reptiles on earth.
#19 - Dude.. wot? 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +17
#102 - Concider the following.. So far in the walking dead, as lo…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Not a good week for the... -6
#136 - zomgwaffle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #133 - cinematicbrix (12/03/2013) [-]
He got a sword through his fucking chest.

Through his fucking chest.
User avatar #105 - thathorse (12/03/2013) [-]
I think that one of the girls took Judith as they were carrying the car seat and figured it would be easier to carry her alone, and as for the Governor they confirmed his death on Talking Dead.
User avatar #106 - historycanon (12/03/2013) [-]
I didnt see that.
But can you explain why the baby seat was filled with blood?
User avatar #107 - thathorse (12/03/2013) [-]
Well my guess would be that maybe a walker bled on it, and I think that there would have been much more blood and maybe some more gore in it if Judith was eaten.
User avatar #137 - zomgwaffle (12/03/2013) [-]
Tyrese has her. And he was shot so he probably bled on the car seat. And I have a 4 month old child so take my word for it that during a zombie apocalypse it'd be smarter to run without the car seat.
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User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/08/2014) [-]
first to comment on your profile
User avatar #2 to #1 - historycanon (01/08/2014) [-]
I congratulate you on world's most useless achievement ever.
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