For putting remotes in their fridge, start talking to the dog and legitimately expecting a response, etc...

>implying you've never put cereal in the fridge and milk in the pantry
>implying you've never talked to your dog
>implying implications

well i talk to my dog sometimes.but its normal is it

I hope it's near Hitlers' poker table.

Depends on how much alcohol is in the beer. They could be light beer. Also, he's a fucking giant, I'm pretty sure he can handle more than normal people.

It was actually 106 beers google it if you want

and i'm pretty sure you never partied with Andre the Giant before

Depends on the amount of time spent, I drank about 48 beers, but that was over 2 days straight. And if he was a russian giant it would be no problem

A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can create a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. And so, kiddies. That is how babies are made. This serive announcement is brought to you by me.

super mad