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Consoles Owned: xbox 360
X-box Gamertag: SmilesTheEmo
Interests: funny shit, porn
Date Signed Up:2/21/2012
Last Login:6/27/2014
Location:Florida
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    Uploaded: 09/18/12
    move over, nocturne move over, nocturne

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#12 - e is a valid start with a strong lvl 1 adc to to get an easy f…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Praise The Sun 0
User avatar #17 - nsfwlurkmore (06/27/2014) [-]
E is better for catching people off-guard for first blood level one. Q is just safer.
#222 - Could you stop filling up my inbox with useless **** … 02/17/2014 on What other websites think... +7
#99 - Yeah I liked the second a lot 02/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#276 - Just out of curiosity, what is that kid holding? it looks like…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on Shiny Wooper 0
#279 - DahColeTrain (01/24/2014) [-]
100 dollar bill.
#43 - Same. Dawnguard vampire attacks suck. And they came when I lef… 01/24/2014 on Armor +2
#330 - and yeah, I know I could give it to someone else if I didn't w… 01/20/2014 on Survival of the fittest -1
#328 - Yes I do have one, and I don't know why you're freaking out. I… 01/20/2014 on Survival of the fittest -1
#310 - My snakes going to live for 20 more years? **** m…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Survival of the fittest -1
#314 - lolerlaura (01/20/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? Do you seriously have one?? If so I feel so sad for the poor snake. If you didn't know how long it would live why did you get it?

You love animals but you didn't think you would have to take care of it for so long? What the fuck is that supposed to mean. Seriously?? Uhg this is why I hate people. Find a ball python society to take your snake since obviously you don't care enough about it.
User avatar #355 - ugnac (01/20/2014) [-]
^ I like this dude.
User avatar #330 - hisnameisjake (01/20/2014) [-]
and yeah, I know I could give it to someone else if I didn't want it that badly
User avatar #328 - hisnameisjake (01/20/2014) [-]
Yes I do have one, and I don't know why you're freaking out. Its not like I don't take care of it. This is why I hate people.
#309 - you're supposed to watch it every time you feed it live mice b… 01/20/2014 on Survival of the fittest 0
#308 - This guy has no idea how to take care of a pet snake  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Survival of the fittest +7
#319 - beloth (01/20/2014) [-]
So true but at least now he has a pet mouse which is easier to take care of.
#371 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
Which he'll murder too, some people shouldn't be allowed animals.
Fuckin toying with living things like that, sick, he shouldn't be allowed pets.

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#60 - liakister (10/13/2013) [-]
Quit being a child, learn to respect others.
You don't go far by calling people faggots all day.
#63 to #60 - hisnameisjake (10/13/2013) [-]
I just realized that you assumed I was insulting you because you got into an argument with some anon and started insulting him because you were losing an argument, so I thumbed you down. I should probably let you know that just because I thumbed you down does not mean that I called you a faggot, or that I was being a child

Also, don't pay too much attention to what anons say. They won't even log in to say it, so why let them rustle your jimmys?
User avatar #62 to #60 - hisnameisjake (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you have the wrong person, because I only use the word faggot if im messing around with a friend, and I always try to be respectful to anyone who deserves it
User avatar #61 to #60 - hisnameisjake (10/13/2013) [-]
What?
#58 - unholyjebus (09/01/2013) [-]
***** u gay
#59 to #58 - hisnameisjake (09/01/2013) [-]
Troll harder, princess
Troll harder, princess
User avatar #25 - dastuke (08/10/2013) [-]
But seriously I'd love to know what you think of katawa as you get into it.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hisnameisjake (08/11/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll start off by saying that its 5:13 in the morning here, if that gives you any idea how eager I was to finish it. I wasnt really sure what to think when starting the game. I knew that it was sad, and it made people cry, but I doubted it would affect me much. I started trying to go for Hanako at first, but I ended up accidently getting stuck with Emi. At first I was pretty pissed at this, but she quickly started to grow on me. I was surprised how much depth the characters had, and how attached I could get to them. Soon enough, after telling myself several times that I was too manly to feel from this, I was clutching my blanket to my chest howling with sorrow everytime there was a bump in the relationship, and giggling with joy like a little schoolgirl whenever we progressed in the relationship.

I'd like to write more, but im tired as **** . It didnt make me cry, but it came pretty damn close. I'd give it a 10/10, and I cant wait to read/play it again with another path.
User avatar #27 to #26 - dastuke (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I ended up with Emi at first accidentally as well. I wouldn't say I was pissed but I decided to go along with it for the sake of wanting to do all the paths anyway. As it progressed I actually felt as if I was the one that was dating her, and felt a really strong connection to her. As you said, I could literally FEEL the sorrow every time there was a bump in the relationship. And even afterwards it stuck with me, an I still haven't gotten around to trying another path because I'll feel like I'm cheating on Emi.
User avatar #28 to #27 - hisnameisjake (08/11/2013) [-]
I looked up a flowchart to find out where I went wrong, and it turns out you cant try to race her or else you get stuck with her. So now im going to try either hanakos path or lillys, not quite sure yet.

And yeah, in the end I was happy I got stuck with Emi
User avatar #29 to #28 - dastuke (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I kinda figured that's why I ended up with her too.
#30 to #29 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
I finished Hanakos path a few hours ago, and it went pretty much the same. Slowly growing attached, then sudden and uncontrollable feels at the end.

MFW sitting in the shower for roughly an hour after finishing it
User avatar #31 to #30 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
You're going through it a lot faster than I am... I literally JUST STARTED my secon path because I didn't feel like I could do it.

An just a word to the wise based strongly on what I heard... Try to save the girl you think you connect with the most for last... If you already went with that character's path, then try to end with lily, OR if you have the time, go through your favorite path once more... I've been told that ending on a path you didn't really "connect with" is a horrible way to end it.
#32 to #31 - hisnameisjake (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah that makes sense, thanks   
   
Ohh, and since I'm pretty sure I forgot to earlier, I'll thank you now for convincing me to play this. I don't regret it for a second.
Yeah that makes sense, thanks

Ohh, and since I'm pretty sure I forgot to earlier, I'll thank you now for convincing me to play this. I don't regret it for a second.
#33 to #32 - dastuke (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it, I had my doubts when I first decided to play it but it's really an amazing game  assuming you can call it that , and I wish more people knew about it
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it, I had my doubts when I first decided to play it but it's really an amazing game assuming you can call it that , and I wish more people knew about it
User avatar #24 - hisnameisjake (08/05/2013) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolls 31**
#23 - hisnameisjake (12/09/2012) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at mail day **
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at mail day **
#21 - hisnameisjake (12/09/2012) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Sorting hat **
#19 - hisnameisjake (12/09/2012) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #2151345 at MLP Friendly Board **
User avatar #12 - derpanator (07/10/2012) [-]
http://www.thatsphucked.com/video/424/HANG-ME-BITCH.aspx
#8 - derpanator (07/10/2012) [-]
*roll jake*
*roll jake*
#7 - hisnameisjake (07/07/2012) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at take the shortcut they said **
#6 - hisnameisjake (07/07/2012) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at It sucks your girlfriend cant come over **
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at It sucks your girlfriend cant come over **
#5 - hisnameisjake (07/07/2012) [-]
**hisnameisjake rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at My Cat **
#3 to #2 - assdemolisher (06/15/2012) [-]
Yeeaaaah...
User avatar #4 to #3 - hisnameisjake (06/15/2012) [-]
well thanks lol, I didnt think it was real
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