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#1015 - Picture 9 hours ago on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#128485 - thank you, this is really good advice c: 21 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... +1
#128442 - maybe.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128444 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/19/2014) [-]
I learned that working on physical appearance like working out does very very little. It grabs attention but it isn't a hook-line-sink way to get women to like you.
User avatar #128459 - marinepenguin (04/19/2014) [-]
Well then you obviously didn't work out to the point that it mattered so much. I get tons of attention and it's made me meet a ton more people then I normally would have.
User avatar #128496 - hawaiianhappysauce (19 hours ago) [-]
You clearly don't understand. Looks will get you the initial attraction with women, but personality is what keeps them. You are probably a boring person and you need to do things to make yourself more interesting.
User avatar #128507 - marinepenguin (17 hours ago) [-]
I do understand, because I've been on both spectrums. I used to be a 140 pound kid dripping wet and at 6'3 that's pretty small. Now I'm 180 pounds butt naked and I can take my shirt off and I'll get looks.

Before, I got very little female attention. Wasn't beta, just usually got turned down. Now, I have girls asking me on dates. And I like how you make assumptions, because I've had a few relationships that went well over a year long. And I'm usually the life of a group of people.

You can have the most amazing personality ever, but if you don't have something to offer that grabs peoples attention and brings them to you, you will get nowhere. Take it from my experience, and then applying it onto other peoples situations.
User avatar #128508 - hawaiianhappysauce (17 hours ago) [-]
I made a mistake, I thought you were OP.
User avatar #128509 - marinepenguin (17 hours ago) [-]
We all have those moments.
User avatar #128443 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/19/2014) [-]
There is no cure for this. You either have it or you don't.
#128439 - So I come here with more complications with girls. Al…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #128471 - Nameloc (23 hours ago) [-]
Been there. It sucks.

Drop the ones you currently have.
Hang out with a new crowd of people. Expand your options, because clearly you're dating the wrong people.

Some advice:
If neither of you state your feelings for each other during the whole "starting to date and being more than just friends" stage, then it won't go anywhere.
She has to say, directly to you, that she likes you/ has feelings for you. If they ignore this and try to continue with how things were going before, drop them and move on.

Also, if you were "too ugly or boring to date" then the girls would not 'date' you in public.
It is more incompatible on the 'personality' side and not the 'physical' side.

Basically, you need to find a girl that matches your personality. Not the first girl that tickles your fancy because of her appearance and false favoritism towards you.
Next time you get close to another girl, tell her you want to get to know her more; See her reaction. It is probably the best way to see if they actually like you for who you are.
Oh, and stay away from girls who say "I have liked you since the first time I saw you, 9 years ago." Those ALWAYS end badly. They're ALWAYS super crazy.
User avatar #128485 - hippymofuka (21 hours ago) [-]
thank you, this is really good advice c:
User avatar #128441 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/19/2014) [-]
You suffer from "too ugly or boring to date" syndrome.
User avatar #128442 - hippymofuka (04/19/2014) [-]
maybe.
User avatar #128444 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/19/2014) [-]
I learned that working on physical appearance like working out does very very little. It grabs attention but it isn't a hook-line-sink way to get women to like you.
User avatar #128459 - marinepenguin (04/19/2014) [-]
Well then you obviously didn't work out to the point that it mattered so much. I get tons of attention and it's made me meet a ton more people then I normally would have.
User avatar #128496 - hawaiianhappysauce (19 hours ago) [-]
You clearly don't understand. Looks will get you the initial attraction with women, but personality is what keeps them. You are probably a boring person and you need to do things to make yourself more interesting.
User avatar #128507 - marinepenguin (17 hours ago) [-]
I do understand, because I've been on both spectrums. I used to be a 140 pound kid dripping wet and at 6'3 that's pretty small. Now I'm 180 pounds butt naked and I can take my shirt off and I'll get looks.

Before, I got very little female attention. Wasn't beta, just usually got turned down. Now, I have girls asking me on dates. And I like how you make assumptions, because I've had a few relationships that went well over a year long. And I'm usually the life of a group of people.

You can have the most amazing personality ever, but if you don't have something to offer that grabs peoples attention and brings them to you, you will get nowhere. Take it from my experience, and then applying it onto other peoples situations.
User avatar #128508 - hawaiianhappysauce (17 hours ago) [-]
I made a mistake, I thought you were OP.
User avatar #128509 - marinepenguin (17 hours ago) [-]
We all have those moments.
User avatar #128443 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/19/2014) [-]
There is no cure for this. You either have it or you don't.
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#11 - how did it no pepsi? 04/13/2014 on more proof that goats are... 0
#4 - #NeverForget 04/11/2014 on Well fuck... 0
#126901 - this is the other part that scares me. If I do start something…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #127073 - idelki (04/12/2014) [-]
Maybe tell your ex? It seems like a bit of a dick more to start going out with one of her friends, especially if you ended on bad terms, but maybe telling her would solve that.

Otherwise, tell the girl that you and your ex ended on bad terms. That will make anything untrue your ex tries to spout off about you seem less likely.
#126881 - Girl problems need some one to talk to.... So I recen…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #126909 - spawnconnery (04/11/2014) [-]
I second the user below. Women love a guy who does what he wants.
User avatar #126908 - MrDeadiron (04/11/2014) [-]
Woman respect confidence. I say go for it.
User avatar #126890 - qwertyjr (04/11/2014) [-]
If you hate her, then go for it. Still kinda of a dick move tho. Even if you guys ended on bad terms it would suck to work day by day to see someone you liked flirt with someone else. And didn't she help you get the job? I mean, while it's your life, you should be able to flirt with who ever you want. But at the same time, It's still disrespectful to her. I say, talk to her about wanting to flirt, or be a little more discrete.
User avatar #126887 - awesomerninjathing (04/11/2014) [-]
she'll probably talk badly bout you but you should be fine
User avatar #126901 - hippymofuka (04/11/2014) [-]
this is the other part that scares me. If I do start something with one what prevents my ex from being a dick and lie to them about me you know?
User avatar #127073 - idelki (04/12/2014) [-]
Maybe tell your ex? It seems like a bit of a dick more to start going out with one of her friends, especially if you ended on bad terms, but maybe telling her would solve that.

Otherwise, tell the girl that you and your ex ended on bad terms. That will make anything untrue your ex tries to spout off about you seem less likely.
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User avatar #869 - vaginaboobpussy (10/18/2013) [-]
damn still the same
User avatar #868 - vaginaboobpussy (10/18/2013) [-]
just checking the blue of my name
User avatar #867 - vaginaboobpussy (09/21/2013) [-]
wut happened to all my items!!!
#863 - SavaBelle (07/26/2013) [-]
haay
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#864 to #863 - hippymofuka ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey there, how you doing?
Hey there, how you doing?
#865 to #864 - SavaBelle (07/27/2013) [-]
super duper, youself?
super duper, youself?
#866 to #865 - hippymofuka ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Im doing great myself, just chilling and enjoying the summer break
Im doing great myself, just chilling and enjoying the summer break
#862 - vaginaboobpussy (07/19/2013) [-]
jacking it
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User avatar #860 - SavaBelle (06/01/2013) [-]
Hello Stranger c:
User avatar #862 to #860 - hippymofuka ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
why have you gone incognito and abandoned me?
User avatar #861 to #860 - hippymofuka ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Hey! Long time huh?
User avatar #857 - vaginaboobpussy (05/03/2013) [-]
blue name motherfuka
User avatar #854 - asukalangley (03/13/2013) [-]
**asukalangley rolls 98**
User avatar #855 to #854 - asukalangley (03/13/2013) [-]
So close...
User avatar #852 - xiiichuckles (03/07/2013) [-]
I guess I missed it
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User avatar #853 to #852 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Well, yeah but we rolled for you but u didn't get top 3 :/ sorry.
User avatar #848 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!

User avatar #851 to #848 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Thank you for participating! It was fun! a bit stressing but still awesome!
User avatar #844 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
1st Place ************
2nd Place BubbaTruckerBuddy
3rd Place Napsterfreak
User avatar #837 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
************ Vs BubbaTruckerBuddy

You know the rules! go and good luck :)
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User avatar #846 to #839 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
So, I am desperite to trade with you....I want boxes, chests and keys....if you are up for it
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User avatar #849 to #847 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
I would like to trade with you for the chests you will be recieveing and the keys and boxes
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User avatar #845 to #842 - reallifebutters (03/07/2013) [-]
WOooooo ************ you won it! at least I know I lost to the best
User avatar #838 to #837 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
**BubbaTruckerBuddy rolls 93** good luck ************ , but I wish to win this
User avatar #840 to #838 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
**BubbaTruckerBuddy rolls 88** low numbers please
User avatar #843 to #840 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
**BubbaTruckerBuddy rolls 73**
User avatar #827 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Napsterfreak Vs ************

Roll here! same rules, past five minutes gets you a 15 penalty
User avatar #836 to #827 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
WCJ!! wins 113 to 201 for napster
User avatar #833 to #827 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**hippymofuka rolls 18** napster
User avatar #834 to #833 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**hippymofuka rolls 72** napster
User avatar #835 to #834 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**hippymofuka rolls 96** napster
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User avatar #829 to #827 - reallifebutters (03/07/2013) [-]
Woot Woot easy win for you ************ ! You got this.
User avatar #820 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]

BubbaTruckerBuddy
Napsterfreak
************


Roll here *roll #1* highest go battle first
User avatar #826 to #820 - reallifebutters (03/07/2013) [-]
Yeah napster has not been here for the whole tourney
User avatar #828 to #826 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Yeah it's weird that he got this far! but it's not like there is skills needed to win. so that's why i didnt make a rule to disqualify
User avatar #825 to #820 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
**hippymofuka rolls 6** napsterfreak
User avatar #824 to #820 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
napster is offline
User avatar #822 to #820 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
**BubbaTruckerBuddy rolls 0** Good luck to you ************ and napsterfreak
User avatar #823 to #822 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
nice
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User avatar #818 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
What happened to the comments again?
#817 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Last three man standing

BubbaTruckerBuddy
Napsterfreak
************
User avatar #819 to #817 - BubbaTruckerBuddy (03/07/2013) [-]
Now how do we do this?
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