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#58 - I Know, I'm left handed. Which means that I know I would put m… 10/23/2014 on It's Wank O'clock 0
#12 - I'm pretty sure there's some japanese monster thing that does … 10/22/2014 on wierd scary comic 0
#13 - I love Benefit cumberbun  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on its always bendthatdick... +7
User avatar #22 - sharknik (10/23/2014) [-]
Wasn't Benito Cunterbum the guy who played Smaug?
#12 - That's not really the point 10/22/2014 on Unethical life hacks -11
#13 - You don't put a watch on your dominant hand.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on It's Wank O'clock +2
#57 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2014) [-]
There is this exotic animals called lefties that actually use their left hand as the dominant one.
#58 - hillbillypowpow (10/23/2014) [-]
I Know, I'm left handed. Which means that I know I would put my watch on my right wrist instead of my left, unlike the guy in the picture
User avatar #14 - puffingpuffin (10/22/2014) [-]
I'm abidexterous, what do?
User avatar #15 - iwebby (10/22/2014) [-]
Double the watches, double the time. You'll never be late.
User avatar #26 - cubicalpayload (10/22/2014) [-]
"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

-Segal's Law
#8 - Respect and a free pass to break the law (which I assume they …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Darn +23
User avatar #16 - lean (10/22/2014) [-]
gov't shutdown, they basicially roped off all national parks and monuments. These cops were just being dicks
User avatar #33 - ompalomper (10/22/2014) [-]
the cops are just doing their jobs. i am willing to bet money on that they felt fucking ashamed of themselves for doing it
User avatar #45 - katarinaismywaifu (10/23/2014) [-]
>Just doing their job
>Defense the Nazis used in Nuremberg Trials
#64 - Womens Study Major (10/23/2014) [-]
Except the difference being the police had to remove them due to the government shut down which included monuments, and the nazis who were on trial raped and murdered civilians, partook in genocide, and tried to flee trial.
User avatar #35 - numbmind (10/22/2014) [-]

A cop only feels ashamed when he isn't being a dick.
User avatar #36 - ompalomper (10/22/2014) [-]
some day i will understand why americans hate their cops and why their cops are mainly needle dicks who need to need to exercise authority to get it up.
User avatar #51 - letting (10/23/2014) [-]
All cops in America are total pricks, every single one.

They feel the need to exercise "authority" in the face of every civilian they meet, know they can basically do whatever they want because the court system favors them instead of the citizens, the people it is supposed to be protecting.

This country is pretty fucked.
#62 - mcburd (10/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 - Indoknight (10/23/2014) [-]
Actually, a lot of people in different countries harbor resentment towards their cops, like people from: China, Thailand, India, any African country, any Middle Eastern country, Russia, Mexico, and most south american countries.

Here is some video proof of why you need to be straight around cops in usa:

Death by Officer: An American Epidemic of Police Shootings and Brutality
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture (HBO)
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Ferguson, MO and Police Militarization (HBO)
User avatar #39 - kazene (10/23/2014) [-]
You know how there are people out there who believe that being an atheist makes them some sort of "empowered" and filled with "wisdom" and the like? You know how there are religious fanatics that tell others who they don't know that they will burn in hell and are horrible people?

Those kinds of people are edgy assholes.
They exist in all forms and when it comes to hating cops, those people are the worst.
User avatar #38 - Kanoah (10/22/2014) [-]
Dude, us Americans don't even understand it
User avatar #63 - mamaluweegee (10/23/2014) [-]
I think I understand it, but don't quote me for anything. I think it's because a select few to a fair amount go on power trips and don't get punished. Even if this is the minority of the police officers, the media, being the money grabbers they are, will only really publish the negative, and the good police officers get underrepresented.
#9 - someone doesn't get the joke 10/22/2014 on 9/11 +1
#8 - For science! 10/22/2014 on The face of pain 0
#6 - urethra's are very small 10/22/2014 on Bed Wetter +13
#26 - Technically as long as you ask a "respected elder" a… 10/22/2014 on Food Stamps 0
#49 - What does HBO have to do with this? 10/22/2014 on Adobe pulls sponsorship... -2
#33 - And it sounds like someone screeching and it only works on som… 10/22/2014 on Its finally here +1
#19 - The pictures were taken by someone else and since the last pic…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Secret "Cards Against... 0
#21 - brandedleft (10/19/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you just said but ok
#12 - Comment deleted 10/16/2014 on I call this one, "Cheaters... 0
#45 - but lesbians.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on More powerful than you... +1
User avatar #46 - zahnrad (10/16/2014) [-]
what if he was referring to your dickhole?
#11 - Less conservative since 1000 years have passed. It's like how …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on ink +12
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (10/16/2014) [-]
For anyone who doesn't know, this is actually pretty much the reason given by the show.
hillbilly is right
#120 - Been with Link since the 64. Played it so much as a kid my fri… 10/16/2014 on What your main says about you +2
#17 - It sounds less hot now. 10/16/2014 on oo +1
#13 - I don't think that would go well in a 100% oxygen environment.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2014 on space -13
User avatar #20 - pablovilly (10/16/2014) [-]
they would get sick in a 100 % oxygen environment
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User avatar #31 - CallMeCrisco (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, first they'd get high... Then they'd get sick.

But the part before that would be awesome.
User avatar #28 - truemox (10/16/2014) [-]
Actually, you don't get sick in a rarified atmosphere - even if it's 100% oxygen. Several US space missions were flown like that. However, it's a problem at higher pressures.
User avatar #98 - goobyman (10/16/2014) [-]
they're not at 100% oxygen you fucktards
god what is wrong with you people, one tiny spark and boom everyon on there is dead if it was 100%
User avatar #157 - truemox (10/17/2014) [-]
Eh, not boom. When Apollo 1 caught fire, the pressure forced the hatch shut and they were unable to be rescued. They didn't explode though.

And I'm not sure if a fire would spread with the same vigor at 1/3 of an atmosphere of pressure.
#15 - ThekidsTEN (10/16/2014) [-]
vape not smoke
#28 - Also this story is great but it only fuels those faggots that …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on because science +1
#29 - angelusprimus (10/16/2014) [-]
I know what you mean.
Gates, Zuckerberg, Jobs and Holmes here they all finished high school with top marks, got into most elite universities and quit after they already had a billion dollar idea.
Also, we talk about people who work 12-15 hours a day.
Anyone who thinks that they don't need the 10th grade because of them is just an lazy idiot who doesn't understand basics of how things work.
#7 - The joke is about the phalanx of umbrellas 10/15/2014 on GLORY +2
#18 - Oh, see now it makes sense because when you're vomiting blood …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on /fit/ on Ebola vs Heart... -1
#23 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2014) [-]
bigger retard than the one in the picture, dude
#4 - What in the **** is an aslert? sounds kinda hot  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on oo +3
#9 - Womens Study Major (10/16/2014) [-]
It's a terminal illness that causes you to lose you ability to tell the difference between muffins and babies.
#17 - hillbillypowpow (10/16/2014) [-]
It sounds less hot now.
#10 - mrarm (10/16/2014) [-]
I remember that joke. That was a good joke.
#38 - Because the color orange is named after the fruit. If we did t… 10/15/2014 on rugrug +1
#5 - meowcenaries 10/14/2014 on assassin's kittens +1

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#25 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am a butt
User avatar #23 - luigicart (06/30/2013) [-]
who r uÉ
#24 to #23 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Who do you want me to be?
#21 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
#18 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
U r nug
#20 to #19 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
I love nug
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
They don't even try anymore.

Hopefully you could get banned anyway.
#16 to #15 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
that was my asshole friends
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
Tell them that it's old and not funny anymore and 9gag is irrelevant like nearly everything else from 2011.
#10 - sandubadear (12/02/2012) [-]
hey bro, you are a nice fella and I'm kind of a newfag. Mind adding me on cancerbook?
#11 to #10 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
sure man
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#8 - mane (09/27/2012) [-]
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
User avatar #9 to #8 - rainbowbash (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't know man but it must have been ******* amazing if hitler was there.
#7 - dustyshane (06/06/2012) [-]
hey bro had a great time last night, **** was so cash.
#6 - ponderman (06/06/2012) [-]
That was great time last night.
That was great time last night.
#5 - silentnoodle (06/06/2012) [-]
Had a GREAT time last night, sexy ;) ....call me
#4 - xsnowbanex (06/06/2012) [-]
dude yfw last night was great
dude yfw last night was great
User avatar #3 - evilbanana (06/06/2012) [-]
hey man last night was amaziing! we should do it again sometime
User avatar #2 - drnurse (06/06/2012) [-]
Holy cow, I had such a fantastic time with you last night!
User avatar #1 - bottleofwater (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey! I had a GREAT time with you last night! ;)
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