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#20 - lightsabers are made of plasma, I'm pretty sure that would wor… 08/28/2013 on whow ould win in a fight... +1
#13 - You said that to teranin 08/28/2013 on Probably not an effect of... +12
#22 - Didn't even last a day. 08/28/2013 on Pastafarian 0
#166 - Picture 08/28/2013 on Flaming penis +2
#187 - They would have, but Taylor Swift was already lying on the col… 08/28/2013 on Please stop it Miley +1
#87 - Dr. Pepper is neither coke nor pepsi. 08/27/2013 on isded 0
#9 - Bye I guess. 08/26/2013 on Magic 0
#26 - "I wish I could never turn into a genie." (Just in c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Wishes 0
#33 - pwnmissilereborn (08/26/2013) [-]
yfw

Never trust genies.
#58 - I don't think your parents know what the word satanic means. 08/26/2013 on Hey look..feels 0
#18 - Someone showed up with it if you're interested.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on What a +1
#31 - tritium (08/26/2013) [-]
That's disgusting. Can't 4chan track someones IP address when they post that shit for them to get in trouble?
User avatar #34 - merrickz (08/26/2013) [-]
In his defense, he tried not to for a really long time. Kind of admirable for a pedo (Although I bet he wouldn't appreciate me calling him a pedo)
User avatar #22 - newforomador (08/26/2013) [-]
Tell me if this progresses at all. I don't get on any of the 4chan boards very often but I want to see if this'll go anywhere hilarious.
#16 - I asked if anyone saved it (so far no one says they have) and …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on What a +3
User avatar #17 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
One can dream, hillbillypowpow. One can dream.
#13 - I never realize the possible repercussions of my name until af… 08/26/2013 on What a +1
#11 - Hope that answers your question  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2013 on What a 0
#12 - ProperInsanityWolf (08/26/2013) [-]
your name makes sense given your interest in this post.
#18 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
Someone showed up with it if you're interested.
#31 - tritium (08/26/2013) [-]
That's disgusting. Can't 4chan track someones IP address when they post that shit for them to get in trouble?
User avatar #34 - merrickz (08/26/2013) [-]
In his defense, he tried not to for a really long time. Kind of admirable for a pedo (Although I bet he wouldn't appreciate me calling him a pedo)
User avatar #22 - newforomador (08/26/2013) [-]
Tell me if this progresses at all. I don't get on any of the 4chan boards very often but I want to see if this'll go anywhere hilarious.
#13 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
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I never realize the possible repercussions of my name until after I say things. Plus with an opener like that who wouldn't be even a little interested in hearing the story?
#10 - He said some swallow it. She ****** her hands cle…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2013 on What a +2
User avatar #27 - KaotixStorm (08/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - KaotixStorm (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm also calling bullshit but maybe I just have too much hope for /b/
User avatar #37 - TestesFly (08/29/2013) [-]
Did this nut ever end up finishing his story?
User avatar #38 - KaotixStorm (08/29/2013) [-]
I knew he made a part two but I just lost interest and didn't read it. Sorry bro :/
#14 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
shinex was right, I'm still waiting for the dinosaur.
#16 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
I asked if anyone saved it (so far no one says they have) and someone said he's supposed to be babysitting her tonight too. The dinosaur may yet still come.
User avatar #17 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
One can dream, hillbillypowpow. One can dream.
#9 - it was a thread on /b/ last night. Op opened with "ask a …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/26/2013 on What a +3
#10 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
He said some swallow it. She licked her hands clean and he finished up washing her. During that process he taught her how to properly masturbate. He explained to her what her clit was and stoked her until she climaxed.
User avatar #27 - KaotixStorm (08/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - KaotixStorm (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm also calling bullshit but maybe I just have too much hope for /b/
User avatar #37 - TestesFly (08/29/2013) [-]
Did this nut ever end up finishing his story?
User avatar #38 - KaotixStorm (08/29/2013) [-]
I knew he made a part two but I just lost interest and didn't read it. Sorry bro :/
#14 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
shinex was right, I'm still waiting for the dinosaur.
#16 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
I asked if anyone saved it (so far no one says they have) and someone said he's supposed to be babysitting her tonight too. The dinosaur may yet still come.
User avatar #17 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
One can dream, hillbillypowpow. One can dream.
#6 - And there was a really weird philosophical discussion on pedophilia.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/26/2013 on What a +3
User avatar #8 - ProperInsanityWolf (08/26/2013) [-]
what the hell are you going on about?
#11 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
Hope that answers your question
#12 - ProperInsanityWolf (08/26/2013) [-]
your name makes sense given your interest in this post.
#18 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
Someone showed up with it if you're interested.
#31 - tritium (08/26/2013) [-]
That's disgusting. Can't 4chan track someones IP address when they post that shit for them to get in trouble?
User avatar #34 - merrickz (08/26/2013) [-]
In his defense, he tried not to for a really long time. Kind of admirable for a pedo (Although I bet he wouldn't appreciate me calling him a pedo)
User avatar #22 - newforomador (08/26/2013) [-]
Tell me if this progresses at all. I don't get on any of the 4chan boards very often but I want to see if this'll go anywhere hilarious.
#13 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
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I never realize the possible repercussions of my name until after I say things. Plus with an opener like that who wouldn't be even a little interested in hearing the story?
#9 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
it was a thread on /b/ last night. Op opened with "ask a guy who finally (I can't exactly remember his wording but is was something along the lines of went all the way or something) with his 7 year old cousin." The story was about his little cousin who was always fucking with him and trying to give him a boner (eg. sitting on his lap and rubbing her butt around and giggling when he told her to stop and saying "oh anon I can feel your penis getting hard). Her parents were really open about nudity so she was naked around him very often and she often saw her parents naked. Anyway, the previous night he had been babysitting her and he told her she needed to take a bath while they were watching TV. She tried to get him to help her in the bath because she was "scared." He kept refusing and eventually they settled on him staying in the room next to the bathroom. She started undressing and flashed him her pussy, trying to get him to look. He scolded her and she went to take her batch. At some point he heard a bang and her screaming his name. He rushed in to see what she needed and she said she fell and hurt her elbow and convinced him that she was too scared to take a bath alone so he stayed in the bathroom with her. He really had to take a shit and that was the only bathroom in the house so he made her look away as he pooped. Of course she looked anyway and started asking him about his penis. Somehow or another she brought up the topic of "rubbing her privates" and he said boys do it too. He asked her how often she did it and she answered "every night before she went to bed." Also I should mention that during this conversation she was blatantly stroking herself in the tub. She kept pestering him to see his dick and touch it, so eventually said "fuck it" and let her touch it so she would shut up about it. One thing lead to another and she gave him a handjob. He told her to cup her hand and he "came buckets into her hands." She asked what other girls do with the "juice" and
#10 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
He said some swallow it. She licked her hands clean and he finished up washing her. During that process he taught her how to properly masturbate. He explained to her what her clit was and stoked her until she climaxed.
User avatar #27 - KaotixStorm (08/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - KaotixStorm (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm also calling bullshit but maybe I just have too much hope for /b/
User avatar #37 - TestesFly (08/29/2013) [-]
Did this nut ever end up finishing his story?
User avatar #38 - KaotixStorm (08/29/2013) [-]
I knew he made a part two but I just lost interest and didn't read it. Sorry bro :/
#14 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
shinex was right, I'm still waiting for the dinosaur.
#16 - hillbillypowpow (08/26/2013) [-]
I asked if anyone saved it (so far no one says they have) and someone said he's supposed to be babysitting her tonight too. The dinosaur may yet still come.
User avatar #17 - stripey (08/26/2013) [-]
One can dream, hillbillypowpow. One can dream.
#4 - I did. That was a very sexual child. 08/26/2013 on What a 0
#3 - because only nerds use keyboards or eat waffles. 08/26/2013 on waffles +1
#13 - It's not the dress. 08/25/2013 on Meeting of titans +8
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on Failed trolling +6
#33 - kitsunemochalite (08/25/2013) [-]
#20 - Goddammit Ross.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Failed trolling +32
#96 - thoughtspot (08/26/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #52 - rampaginphoenix (08/25/2013) [-]
I miss Jon ;(
#200 - virtigo (08/26/2013) [-]
We all do, but crying over spilled milk won't get us anywhere. Danny is a nice replacement for Jon, and try looking on the bright side; more JonTron!

And who knows, the possiblity for Jon to return for some episodes is not unreal.
#24 - kitsunemochalite (08/25/2013) [-]
#29 - hillbillypowpow (08/25/2013) [-]
#33 - kitsunemochalite (08/25/2013) [-]
#50 - shut it, bitch  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on huehue 0
User avatar #51 - acemanioo (08/25/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #52 - letsmakeout (08/25/2013) [-]
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
#48 - Wow. This was just one of my friends being an ******* .  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2013 on huehue 0
User avatar #49 - acemanioo (08/25/2013) [-]
nuh uh
#50 - hillbillypowpow (08/25/2013) [-]
shut it, bitch
User avatar #51 - acemanioo (08/25/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #52 - letsmakeout (08/25/2013) [-]
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
#5 - Picture 08/24/2013 on Night Was Ruined +17
#9 - kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk  [+] (9 new replies) 08/24/2013 on huehue -6
User avatar #42 - letsmakeout (08/25/2013) [-]
This is actually a laugh in brazil.
I'm dead fucking serious.
#48 - hillbillypowpow (08/25/2013) [-]
Wow. This was just one of my friends being an asshole.
User avatar #49 - acemanioo (08/25/2013) [-]
nuh uh
#50 - hillbillypowpow (08/25/2013) [-]
shut it, bitch
User avatar #51 - acemanioo (08/25/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #52 - letsmakeout (08/25/2013) [-]
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
User avatar #22 - nommonsterbaa (08/25/2013) [-]
What the hell is that supposed to stand for
#39 - tomowrath (08/25/2013) [-]
i could only decipher part of it.

Kreepy Krusty Krab's Keen Klu Klux Klan's Killings
#30 - hueman (08/25/2013) [-]
Klu Klux Kool Kooky Klutzy Krazy Kolorful Kwacky Knickerbacking Kawaii Kempt Kind Kinky Kosher Keen Kinesthetic Kinetic Klan.
Seriously.
I had nothing better to do than to sit here and stare at the monitor like an idiot while racking my head for words beginning with "K."
Go ahead, thumb me down. I'm in the mood for a swim in the Red Sea anyway.

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#25 - hillbillypowpow (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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I am a butt
User avatar #23 - luigicart (06/30/2013) [-]
who r uÉ
#24 to #23 - hillbillypowpow (06/30/2013) [-]
Who do you want me to be?
#21 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
#18 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
U r nug
#20 to #19 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
I love nug
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
They don't even try anymore.

Hopefully you could get banned anyway.
#16 to #15 - hillbillypowpow (02/18/2013) [-]
that was my ******* friends
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
Tell them that it's old and not funny anymore and 9gag is irrelevant like nearly everything else from 2011.
#10 - sandubadear (12/02/2012) [-]
hey bro, you are a nice fella and I'm kind of a newfag. Mind adding me on cancerbook?
#11 to #10 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2012) [-]
sure man
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#8 - mane (09/27/2012) [-]
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
User avatar #9 to #8 - rainbowbash (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't know man but it must have been ******* amazing if hitler was there.
#7 - dustyshane (06/06/2012) [-]
hey bro had a great time last night, **** was so cash.
#6 - ponderman (06/06/2012) [-]
That was great time last night.
That was great time last night.
#5 - silentnoodle (06/06/2012) [-]
Had a GREAT time last night, sexy ;) ....call me
#4 - xsnowbanex (06/06/2012) [-]
dude yfw last night was great
dude yfw last night was great
User avatar #3 - evilbanana (06/06/2012) [-]
hey man last night was amaziing! we should do it again sometime
User avatar #2 - drnurse (06/06/2012) [-]
Holy cow, I had such a fantastic time with you last night!
User avatar #1 - bottleofwater (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey! I had a GREAT time with you last night! ;)
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