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hillbillypowpow

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Date Signed Up:12/07/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#2280
Highest Comment Rank:#107
Comment Thumbs: 29138 total,  31807 ,  2669
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 65.2% (652/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Total Comments Made:5084
FJ Points:4168

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#146 - That's the backup in case they still can't get the internet to… 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 4 0
#214 - Like apollo is often associated with bows and is the god of pl… 11/08/2014 on The Four Horsemen 0
#43 - Comment deleted 11/06/2014 on There is a girl, turn,... -1
#15 - *cough* Phil fish cough* 11/06/2014 on Someone is get fired +1
#127 - I think the breasts might actually help. Y'know how jousting h…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #163 - KazumaKyu (11/05/2014) [-]
You are correct, but only when dealing with blows that land to the outside of the cuirass. He's right in that if the tip of a spear were to impact towards the inside , the curvature of the plate would actually push the force of the blow inwards to the point where the two halves meet. It would be wiser to have a kind of pseudo-boobplate design, wherein the plate is bowed out in the front to make room for the breasts but doesn't come together in the middle like the one in the picture does. Effectively it would be the same design, only instead of two individual protrusions it would be one uniform section of a similar size.
User avatar #176 - broswagonist (11/05/2014) [-]
Even then it would still work better with the plate shown in the crappy demotivational poster below, which isn't even noticeably different from normal plates.
User avatar #179 - KazumaKyu (11/05/2014) [-]
Actually that's more or less what I was trying to describe. First rule of plate armor: no distinct angles. Every point where plates meet must be rounded and smoothed as much as possible, to make it more difficult for a blade (of any kind) to find purchase. Around 90% of a suit of armor's usefulness is preventative, after all. Its not about stopping the tip of a spear from going straight through you, it's about using clever curvature to redirect the force behind the spear enough that it never gets the chance. Which is why the mace was used so heavily, incidentally. You can't redirect blunt force, and plate that can turn a sword or an arrow crumples like wet paper under the force of a morning-star or giant fucking hammer
#88 - Both yurop and America got one country right 11/04/2014 on MURICA VS YUROP 0
#26 - And then have a smoke afterward 11/04/2014 on Will Smith 0
#23 - Holy **** op put a spoopy warning next time. 11/04/2014 on The way things work +2
#60 - Does the other **** make up for any of it then? 11/04/2014 on bandwagon.jpg +1
#18 - I'm worried internetaristocrat might be flying to high. …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Based Internet aristocrat... 0
#25 - bazda (11/04/2014) [-]
Flying too high for what? IA is a nobody, he is just a voice. Even if he were to fall, it really wouldn't affect GG much at all, except maybe how we hear about it.
#33 - Gaslight universe 11/03/2014 on Batman +1
#52 - She said her nearly puking was real because 6 pounds of gummy …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +28
User avatar #89 - gowge (11/03/2014) [-]
Apparently they made it cherry so it wouldn't be so bad for her but they didn't know she hates cherry.
#137 - ohemgeezus (11/04/2014) [-]
They made it cherry for it to be more realistic, what are you talking about?
#159 - Jowi (11/04/2014) [-]
Colouring has nothing to do with flavour
User avatar #157 - Bion (11/04/2014) [-]
Cuz only cherry flavor gummy bears are allowed red food dye.
#46 - My brother does left handedness count for anything?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on bandwagon.jpg +1
User avatar #59 - landartheconqueror (11/03/2014) [-]
lefties are evil and cursed, dontcha know?
#60 - hillbillypowpow (11/04/2014) [-]
Does the other shit make up for any of it then?
#38 - given the recent interview with Anita Sarkesian on Colbert, t… 11/03/2014 on Not sure who's more awesome. 0
#40 - What is air resistance 10/31/2014 on oi m8 0
#210 - Nearly this entire video is "oh my god people said hi to … 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... +6
#28 - **** man, you should be batman or Sherlock holmes or somethin' 10/30/2014 on That asphalt 0
#26 - ****** didn't slow down or swerve or anything.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on That asphalt 0
User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (10/30/2014) [-]
yeah and you can see that the camera is not on a stand and that there is a camera man who did not warn the guy or even flinch
#28 - hillbillypowpow (10/30/2014) [-]
Shit man, you should be batman or Sherlock holmes or somethin'
#59 - You could have at least put a spoopy warning on this **** … 10/30/2014 on X-rayed Boobs +1
#74 - Apparently gamergates are female ants 10/29/2014 on Hail to the Aristocrat 0
#43 - Is there a static percentage of the water that remains? 10/28/2014 on in case you wanted to know 0
#77 - "Guys the rats ate all these bugs and that could ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Animal facts 0
User avatar #94 - cottage (10/28/2014) [-]
Are you stupid?
#76 - That wasn't because it was threatened. 10/28/2014 on Animal facts 0
#138 - I think you're all forgetting that JFK was the basest ****… 10/28/2014 on Facts +4
#30 - If you didn't want to date someone because they're ugly that's… 10/27/2014 on tumblr fatties destroyed in... +1
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#25 - hillbillypowpow (07/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
I am a butt
#28 - Ken M (02/13/2015) [-]
whatever makes you feel better douchebag. Must be nice sitting on your high horse ******* with people who have actually known people in the military who killed themselves. Go kill yourself.
User avatar #23 - luigicart (06/30/2013) [-]
who r uÉ
#24 to #23 - hillbillypowpow (06/30/2013) [-]
Who do you want me to be?
#21 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
#18 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
U r nug
#20 to #19 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
I love nug
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
They don't even try anymore.

Hopefully you could get banned anyway.
#16 to #15 - hillbillypowpow (02/18/2013) [-]
that was my asshole friends
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
Tell them that it's old and not funny anymore and 9gag is irrelevant like nearly everything else from 2011.
#10 - sandubadear (12/02/2012) [-]
hey bro, you are a nice fella and I'm kind of a newfag. Mind adding me on cancerbook?
#11 to #10 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2012) [-]
sure man
#12 to #11 - sandubadear has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - mane (09/27/2012) [-]
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
User avatar #9 to #8 - rainbowbash (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't know man but it must have been ******* amazing if hitler was there.
#7 - dustyshane (06/06/2012) [-]
hey bro had a great time last night, **** was so cash.
#6 - ponderman (06/06/2012) [-]
That was great time last night.
That was great time last night.
#5 - silentnoodle (06/06/2012) [-]
Had a GREAT time last night, sexy ;) ....call me
#4 - xsnowbanex (06/06/2012) [-]
dude yfw last night was great
dude yfw last night was great
User avatar #3 - evilbanana (06/06/2012) [-]
hey man last night was amaziing! we should do it again sometime
User avatar #2 - drnurse (06/06/2012) [-]
Holy cow, I had such a fantastic time with you last night!
User avatar #1 - bottleofwater (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey! I had a GREAT time with you last night! ;)
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