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hillbillypowpow

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Date Signed Up:12/07/2011
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#121 - Also if it went under at the end of the last ice age, what car… 05/29/2015 on Could this be Atlantis? 0
#32 - Dummy, toads aren't animals, they're amphibians. 05/29/2015 on Red toad 0
#138 - Really it's just a name given to the guy that is pretty arbitr… 05/29/2015 on generation gap 0
#116 - Yeah. I didn't mean to say you're specific character in dark s… 05/29/2015 on generation gap 0
#113 - And if I save the whale then I fulfilled the prophecy  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on generation gap 0
User avatar #114 - grimsho (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm not saying the Chosen Undead didn't fulfill the prophecy, I'm saying the prophecy was worthless.

The dragonborn was predestined from birth to be the one who would defeat Alduin and save the world.
The Chosen Undead literally could have been anyone.
#116 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah. I didn't mean to say you're specific character in dark souls was guaranteed to be the chosen undead well I mean they kinda are but that's just because that's how games work , just that they did the thing that the chosen undead was supposed to do, so they are the chosen undead.
#111 - It was still prophesied though so it still counts right? Even …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2015 on generation gap 0
User avatar #112 - grimsho (05/29/2015) [-]
You are going to save a whale from dying on a beach.!!!!


There, I just made a prophecy regarding you that is exactly as valid of a prophecy as the Chosen Undead prophecy is.
#113 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
And if I save the whale then I fulfilled the prophecy
User avatar #114 - grimsho (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm not saying the Chosen Undead didn't fulfill the prophecy, I'm saying the prophecy was worthless.

The dragonborn was predestined from birth to be the one who would defeat Alduin and save the world.
The Chosen Undead literally could have been anyone.
#116 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah. I didn't mean to say you're specific character in dark souls was guaranteed to be the chosen undead well I mean they kinda are but that's just because that's how games work , just that they did the thing that the chosen undead was supposed to do, so they are the chosen undead.
#100 - But all undead aren't the ones who do the things the prophecy says  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2015 on generation gap 0
User avatar #107 - grimsho (05/29/2015) [-]
The prophecy was just a lie told by the primordial serpents in the first place to get someone, anyone, to do what they want for them (succeed Lord Gwyn, either by kindling the First Flame or just getting it over with and kickstarting the Age of Dark).
Solaire and Siegmeyer are people who got pretty close to becoming the "Chosen Undead", Oscar of Astora, who tells you of the prophecy after helping you escape the Asylum, truly thought he could be the Chosen Undead, everyone can be the Chosen Undead because it's not a real prophecy; there's no fate or predestination attached to it. We the player character just happened to be the "Chosen Undead" who was actually competent enough to progress and not lose our humanity up until the very end.
#111 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
It was still prophesied though so it still counts right? Even if you had not advantage over Solaire or Oscar or even old lady in the aqueduct you were still the one to fulfill it so you were always the chosen undead.
User avatar #112 - grimsho (05/29/2015) [-]
You are going to save a whale from dying on a beach.!!!!


There, I just made a prophecy regarding you that is exactly as valid of a prophecy as the Chosen Undead prophecy is.
#113 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
And if I save the whale then I fulfilled the prophecy
User avatar #114 - grimsho (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm not saying the Chosen Undead didn't fulfill the prophecy, I'm saying the prophecy was worthless.

The dragonborn was predestined from birth to be the one who would defeat Alduin and save the world.
The Chosen Undead literally could have been anyone.
#116 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah. I didn't mean to say you're specific character in dark souls was guaranteed to be the chosen undead well I mean they kinda are but that's just because that's how games work , just that they did the thing that the chosen undead was supposed to do, so they are the chosen undead.
#99 - So you can fulfill the prophecy of killing the old gods and su…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on generation gap 0
#123 - somecreepyguy (05/29/2015) [-]
But if your all the chosen undead, chosen by no one, what are you?
A guy who is merely a part of the circle of the universe. While still having the ability to be heroic, he or she is merely a piece of the greater order. No cosmic balancer of good and evil, not the last hope of the dying world, and not the avatar of a deity sent for their own devices. Its not about YOU, its about someone, eventually, if they get the time, and the if its not too much trouble.

its like someone needs to turn on the light each day at work, but its wired in such a way as to electrocute whoever does it. they go down the list alphabetically , and if you refuse, you get fired. whoever does it each day may be the a good man, or the janitor who was tricked, it doesn't matter, as long as everyone can get to work. everyone is chosen, but only the person stupid enough to kill themselves will actually do it. (for metaphorical completion, the people who refuse are killed when they walk out the door and the factory has an extremely bad mortality rate)
#138 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
Really it's just a name given to the guy that is pretty arbitrary. Also if was was to be in a prophecy and I had to chose between being the chosen undead chosen by no one or the chosen undead chosen by great elders or some shit like that, chosen by no one sounds way more bad ass.
#85 - I could totally be misreading what you're saying though 05/28/2015 on generation gap 0
#83 - So you're saying the prophecy isn't about you, you're just the…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2015 on generation gap 0
#86 - somecreepyguy (05/28/2015) [-]
This prophesy, being no specific is about anyone. But most of the time, when there is a "Chosen One" there is a single person, chosen by a higher power. (As in Skyrim) But the Gods of Dark souls are artificial, dying, or severely weakened. The player has no special powers that are unavailable to other undead, indeed, the other players exist in the same universe, if tenuously, they too may choose to link the flame, or not. they might despair (Git Gud) and simply decide to go play Skyrim, or stay at a certain level and play pvp. Which brings up another point, chosing to link the fire or not is not important, we know that you hollow out no matter what. Lord Gwin burned himself, but the corps you fight remains, si its fair to assume the same will happen to you. or you let the fire continue to fade, and you wander the lands until you hollow anyway. no matter what, you'll probably become nobody boss to the next "chosen undead" to battle, either at the first flame, or somewhere in the world.
#99 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
So you can fulfill the prophecy of killing the old gods and such, but it will repeat, but if the prophecy says the chosen undead does this, doesn't it just mean that you and also the people who do the same thing after you are all chosen undead? Granted that that doesn't give you an advantage in any way, unlike in skyrim where you get to learn shouts instantly instead of studying them for years like the Graybeards.
#123 - somecreepyguy (05/29/2015) [-]
But if your all the chosen undead, chosen by no one, what are you?
A guy who is merely a part of the circle of the universe. While still having the ability to be heroic, he or she is merely a piece of the greater order. No cosmic balancer of good and evil, not the last hope of the dying world, and not the avatar of a deity sent for their own devices. Its not about YOU, its about someone, eventually, if they get the time, and the if its not too much trouble.

its like someone needs to turn on the light each day at work, but its wired in such a way as to electrocute whoever does it. they go down the list alphabetically , and if you refuse, you get fired. whoever does it each day may be the a good man, or the janitor who was tricked, it doesn't matter, as long as everyone can get to work. everyone is chosen, but only the person stupid enough to kill themselves will actually do it. (for metaphorical completion, the people who refuse are killed when they walk out the door and the factory has an extremely bad mortality rate)
#138 - hillbillypowpow (05/29/2015) [-]
Really it's just a name given to the guy that is pretty arbitrary. Also if was was to be in a prophecy and I had to chose between being the chosen undead chosen by no one or the chosen undead chosen by great elders or some shit like that, chosen by no one sounds way more bad ass.
#157 - A quote that you decided to use to represent your opinion 05/28/2015 on Based Kid, Degenerate Mom +1
#51 - Well being a joke doesn't mean it can't also make sense 05/28/2015 on With more gun comes more... 0
#50 - Yeah no **** that's why there's 65% more bullet  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on With more gun comes more... 0
#63 - infraredanus (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm talking bout the tumblr fag who was talking about it.
#45 - There are times where I just want to be alone. But while I don… 05/28/2015 on Comic about depression 0
#29 - Yeah ************ , SPQR 4 LYF  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on /r/atheism 0
#84 - imperiumromanum (05/27/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, to the clubs! I got my chariot all pimped out man!
#28 - Pepper souls with unresolved issues. Mouths left unburnt.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on /r/atheism +4
User avatar #30 - KazumaKyu (05/27/2015) [-]
Lives left unsullied
#34 - Mr. Popo? 05/27/2015 on wisdom +17
#21 - According to the internet we're either around 14th or the uppe… 05/27/2015 on english +1
#19 - And of course, not being last in education by the narrowest of…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2015 on english +1
#43 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
The majority of a person's Education is a matter of the student's effort, which of course is directly related to the decipline of the students. This is why there are schools still using good old chalk and blackboards that have better results then many of the schools using computer equipment, projectors, etc. My point being don't blame the schools, blame the students (and the parents)
User avatar #20 - woofman (05/27/2015) [-]
Well, Georgia isn't on the upper end of the educational spectrum, but we aren't in the narrowest of margins.
#21 - hillbillypowpow (05/27/2015) [-]
According to the internet we're either around 14th or the upper thirties. thanks interned, real precise measurements.
#39 - He's referencing a previous comp where he said that it was fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Cosplay Comp 13 -2
User avatar #48 - inquisition (05/27/2015) [-]
If liking for makes me a pleb, then pleb me up, friend.
User avatar #49 - inquisition (05/27/2015) [-]
Liking cod*

Fuck this ipod
#22 - Oh hey [sound of fax machine]  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Millenial Baby Names +10
#51 - mustachebro (05/27/2015) [-]
Hi.
#8 - The kid doesn't want the biker to cut his ear off. That's about it 05/27/2015 on Bobenburg Comp 0
#17 - Did somebody say Georgia? swell with moonshine and gang …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2015 on english +1
User avatar #18 - woofman (05/27/2015) [-]
Don't forget guns, BBQ, and Low country boil.
#19 - hillbillypowpow (05/27/2015) [-]
And of course, not being last in education by the narrowest of margins.
#43 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
The majority of a person's Education is a matter of the student's effort, which of course is directly related to the decipline of the students. This is why there are schools still using good old chalk and blackboards that have better results then many of the schools using computer equipment, projectors, etc. My point being don't blame the schools, blame the students (and the parents)
User avatar #20 - woofman (05/27/2015) [-]
Well, Georgia isn't on the upper end of the educational spectrum, but we aren't in the narrowest of margins.
#21 - hillbillypowpow (05/27/2015) [-]
According to the internet we're either around 14th or the upper thirties. thanks interned, real precise measurements.
#30 - You know they're actors right? Like, in movies and **** 05/27/2015 on After the Disney Channel +9
#34 - Pluto was pretty much the chillest of the greek gods. He kidna… 05/27/2015 on Hades 0
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#28 - anon (02/13/2015) [-]
whatever makes you feel better douchebag. Must be nice sitting on your high horse ******* with people who have actually known people in the military who killed themselves. Go kill yourself.
#25 - hillbillypowpow (07/17/2013) [-]
I am a butt
User avatar #23 - luigicart (06/30/2013) [-]
who r uÉ
#24 to #23 - hillbillypowpow (06/30/2013) [-]
Who do you want me to be?
#21 - sheperdofthestars (04/10/2013) [-]
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
You are an awesome person. Never forget that.
#18 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
U r nug
#20 to #19 - youarenug (04/03/2013) [-]
I love nug
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
They don't even try anymore.

Hopefully you could get banned anyway.
#16 to #15 - hillbillypowpow (02/18/2013) [-]
that was my asshole friends
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (02/18/2013) [-]
Tell them that it's old and not funny anymore and 9gag is irrelevant like nearly everything else from 2011.
#10 - sandubadear (12/02/2012) [-]
hey bro, you are a nice fella and I'm kind of a newfag. Mind adding me on cancerbook?
#11 to #10 - hillbillypowpow (12/02/2012) [-]
sure man
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#8 - mane (09/27/2012) [-]
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
what happen last night you guys are just talking about last night what happen ???
User avatar #9 to #8 - rainbowbash (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't know man but it must have been ******* amazing if hitler was there.
#7 - dustyshane (06/06/2012) [-]
hey bro had a great time last night, **** was so cash.
#6 - ponderman (06/06/2012) [-]
That was great time last night.
That was great time last night.
#5 - silentnoodle (06/06/2012) [-]
Had a GREAT time last night, sexy ;) ....call me
#4 - xsnowbanex (06/06/2012) [-]
dude yfw last night was great
dude yfw last night was great
User avatar #3 - evilbanana (06/06/2012) [-]
hey man last night was amaziing! we should do it again sometime
User avatar #2 - drnurse (06/06/2012) [-]
Holy cow, I had such a fantastic time with you last night!
User avatar #1 - bottleofwater (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey! I had a GREAT time with you last night! ;)
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