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Video Games Played: Bioshock, Worms Armageddon, Worms Armageddon World Party, Assasin's Creed IV (Pirate), Minecraft, Touhou Double Dealing Character, Touhou Fairy Wars, Azure Dreams, Sonic, Mario Bros, Naruto ultimate ninja storm 3, Brave Fencer Musashi, Terraria, Dead Spac
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#23 - I kinda understand what Vegans want, but I think is stupid. …  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Understanding 0
User avatar #31 - wunniebee (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm vegan for my health (i'm allergic to meat and sensitive to by products) if you don't want vegans judging your diet you could do the same.
User avatar #37 - procrasturbate (46 minutes ago) [-]
Awh man, that sucks. Can you eat things like fake meat? Soy and tofu and whatnot?
User avatar #27 - chasboh (3 hours ago) [-]
There are lots of different reasons people become vegans. Some do it for religious or spiritual reasons, some do it for health reasons, etc..
User avatar #26 - emptysuperman (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a vegan but what you said was fucking stupid. Just because you can't change something you are morally against doesn't mean you should start doing it. I'm against domestic violence, but I know it will never stop. Doesn't mean I'm going to beat my wife.
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User avatar #60 - nethj ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
weed does not go for 100k...
User avatar #61 to #60 - hikewne (08/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 to #61 - nethj ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
just informing you
User avatar #63 to #62 - hikewne (08/20/2014) [-]
I know it doesn't worth 100k but I don't want to sell it anyways so i don't care lol

But thank you I guess
User avatar #64 to #63 - nethj ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I'll but for 10k
#56 - DemonMatt (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - hikewne (07/20/2014) [-]
"kek"? I cannot into a abbreviated lenguage D:
User avatar #59 to #58 - hikewne (07/20/2014) [-]
Halp D:
#39 - DemonMatt (06/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #39 - hikewne (06/04/2014) [-]
Me neither.
Me neither.
#44 to #43 - hikewne (06/04/2014) [-]
Well, tell me about you.
Well, tell me about you.
#45 to #44 - DemonMatt (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm boring.
I'm boring.
#46 to #45 - hikewne (06/05/2014) [-]
Well do you have a videogame you like?
User avatar #48 to #47 - hikewne (06/05/2014) [-]
Eh... What game is that?
User avatar #49 to #48 - DemonMatt (06/05/2014) [-]
Splinter Cell Blacklist
User avatar #50 to #49 - hikewne (06/05/2014) [-]
Gotta try it someday...
#28 to #27 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
hail hydra
User avatar #30 to #29 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
Okay... it surprised me your profile picture mostly because it was furry. so... Hello. Today is a beautiful day in the admin's liar, right? (?)
#33 to #32 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
I have a friend who will like that hah, but my favourite artist is tsampikos. I can always change my opinion... (?)
User avatar #34 to #33 - DemonMatt (05/31/2014) [-]
Whoa. O w o
User avatar #35 to #34 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
yeah, he/she is really good. n n
#37 to #36 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
Well... Erhm... Do you like oglaf? xD
User avatar #31 to #30 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
lair, lair, damn.
User avatar #26 - hikewne (05/31/2014) [-]
"You've always been a loser. You WILL always be a loser. This is just more proof. You FAIL to summon the monster."

Love you too admin.
User avatar #5 - theugandanhero (05/27/2014) [-]
Hola mi amigo
#23 to #5 - hikewne (05/29/2014) [-]
Man i'm almost sad that the robot thing didn't went good.
User avatar #24 to #23 - theugandanhero (05/29/2014) [-]
*go good
Sorry if you get offended by me correcting you, figured you could use some tips
Well it could still go good, but in my opinion doing something that took more of your time and intellect to achieve is way better than something that you're just using as a template
User avatar #25 to #24 - hikewne (05/29/2014) [-]
I think i'm going to do it until I have the complete scripts of the russian or the rol one, or while i think something different.

Its okay, in fact, thank you. I always forget the present verb

Well, thats all for today, see you tomorrow!..
Ok, maybe not tomorrow but soon haha
User avatar #6 to #5 - hikewne (05/27/2014) [-]
Hola! Haha, well, I added you to show you something before it... I don't want to bother you... But if you know enough spanish to teach me some english that would be appreciated :3

I say your comments and you know how to do constructive critics what is specially useful for what I need when working on anything, so, well, that's all >< thank you
User avatar #7 to #6 - theugandanhero (05/28/2014) [-]
Mi espanol no es tan bueno... Pero yo estaria mas que feliz de probar y traducir todas las frases que usted tiene para mi.
User avatar #8 to #7 - hikewne (05/28/2014) [-]
Realmente no me importa si es bueno o no, me importa sólo que se entienda xD gracias! Y a decir verdad sólo tengo un pequeño problema actualmente con la palabra "ensayar" al traducirla en ingles. Por ejemplo, los actores de una obra ensayan, pero no entiendo ni encuentro una traducción directa. Essay por ejemplo...
User avatar #9 to #8 - theugandanhero (05/28/2014) [-]
Te refieres prueba?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hikewne (05/28/2014) [-]
Uhmm... No, no, es más como "práctica", pero si, también podría ser traducido como la prueba de un acto
User avatar #11 to #10 - theugandanhero (05/28/2014) [-]
Probar? Lol estoy dibujando los espacios en blanco aqui
User avatar #12 to #11 - hikewne (05/28/2014) [-]
No, no, probando en un sentido teatral.... Como si fuese a una práctica del acto o lo que voy a hacer, a es me refiero con "ensayar"

No entendí lo de los espacios en blanco xD
#13 to #12 - hikewne (05/29/2014) [-]
Basically the idea is make comics about the destiny of something in the fatemachine. If that's not original enough I can think about other thing.
User avatar #15 to #13 - theugandanhero (05/29/2014) [-]
Si bien hay que decir que es una buena idea, lo que pasa es que ellos utilizan para hacer de esta manera más a menudo de lo que debería haber hecho hace mucho tiempo aquí, así que en realidad no supone que algunos de los usuarios de más edad (sus opiniones me importa para mejor que nuevas personas, sin ofender) no consideraría realmente fresco. Pero me gustaría conocer a la otra idea que tenga sobre el viaje de tu personaje.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hikewne (05/29/2014) [-]
Bueno, básicamente mi personaje es un mediano (halfling) gunslinger. Es muy ágil, sabio y tiene una inteligencia relativamente alta, y todos lo confunden con un niño.

En la última mesa de rol que tuvimos pues... A ver.
Desde principio comenzamos con un monstruo que salió de la absoluta nada (Era rol para novatos, de modo que si no empezaba así, no sería emocionante.)
Contra el monstruo luché yo y mis compañeros de la party: Un enano guerrero (dwarf), una chica serpiente... Que... Es venenosa... Y es maga. (porque si) y un orco muy grande e imbécil.
Siendo el enano más inteligente que el orco, seguía siendo hasta más imbécil que el Orco, de modo que en breve se volvió un poco más que inútil...
Además de estar ciego y haberse subido a un lugar extremadamente alto del cual casi se cae, el mago fue de gran ayuda.

Al final pudimos derrotar al monstruo. dejando al enano malherido (daño que se provocó él solo), a mi sin rasguños, al orco con heridas menores y al mago, pues, conforme. Después del loot cosa de la que solamente yo me acordaba, lo cual me llenó de dinero... Bueno, no me llenó, pero un centavo ahorrado es un centavo ganado. que resultó ser solamente un títere de algo, vino la guardia imperial. Obviamente, si venía un despliegue del ejército imperial... Pues, no era buena idea quedarse. Usando mis habilidades de carisma (?) logré convencerlos de que era un niño de 10 años. Y poco después terminé en el palacio casi encerrado por ser un halfling, al parecer a los magos les gustaba. Puto master del rol haha

Bueno, aparte de que el viaje fue más que nada cómico y que el orco intentó matarme por su alineación "maligna" el mundo es muy sombrío. La vida fuera de las ciudades no puede subsistir pues el mundo se ha ido secando gracias al abuso de la magia, y los magos ahora han creado una especie de motores que regresan en el tiempo paisajes al estado en el que deberían estar. los motores no son lo suficientemente grandes como para abarcar un país entero pero alcanzan para cubrir ciudades. Para minimizar el golpe, humanos pueden viajar por esos páramos si tienen un collar especial que brinda magia protectora al cuerpo y un reloj que le permite mantener el tiempo en su lugar. Los animales no lo necesitan pues al ser seres "puros" pueden caminar por ese terreno árido. No obstante la mayoría muere por no tener fuentes de alimentos. Monstruos también son como animales, aunque... No tan puros, pero pueden sobrevivir y comer su comida, ya que en esos páramos áridos el tiempo ni siquiera continua. Sólo muere ahí para todo lo que había en su You need to login to view this link decir que puedes llevar carne en el bolsillo y jamás se secará, ni pudrirá hasta que entres a otra ciudad donde el tiempo continue, de modo que la carne sólo quedaría en un estado de suspensión eterno al ser un objeto inanimado.
User avatar #21 to #16 - theugandanhero (05/29/2014) [-]
Very well written my friend. If I could perhaps give you some advice, is to enter more detail (unless this is a rough draft, in which case you're doing fine) and just overall be a little bit more descriptive, and possibly add a few images to your text, and you will receive the recognition that your content deserves
#52 to #21 - hikewne (06/12/2014) [-]
Well I'm almost done, this took me more time than what I tought.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hikewne (06/12/2014) [-]
Basically this is the way I draw, At least in this little comic.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hikewne (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh, I usually make a script before making a storyboard and later the comic. Is helpful to correct and view things in a more entertaining and organized way.

I can also, if people like it, make a gallery about the places and situations, explaining them in a side like It would on a script
User avatar #17 to #16 - Dwarf (05/29/2014) [-]
I ain't readin' all dat.
User avatar #18 to #17 - theugandanhero (05/29/2014) [-]
Come on, at least use that last two cents you got in your pocket to pay attention
User avatar #14 to #13 - hikewne (05/29/2014) [-]
In the other hand, I could make a comic about the journey of my character in the Rol I'm playing with some friends.
User avatar #1 - capslockrage (03/31/2014) [-]
Will you sell it? I would appreciate it a lot, I really like that one
User avatar #2 to #1 - hikewne (03/31/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? I have collected a lot of junk
User avatar #3 to #2 - capslockrage (03/31/2014) [-]
The weed, I had just sent you an offer for it that you declined
User avatar #4 to #3 - hikewne (03/31/2014) [-]
Ohh, you are that guy, i'm sorry. I won't sell Mary (yes I already named it) no matter the price...
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