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Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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No-life, ex-brony, furfag extraordinaire! If you're desperate enough to talk to me, feel free to drop me a friend request, or add me on steam if you want.

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#65 - when i ordered mine i just told my mother i was expecting some…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Over 18 +1
User avatar #66 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
my mom is nosy as fuck, and whenever we get shit our delivery women usually tells my mom because she stops in her work every day. I need some kind of private postal box or some shit
#67 - highlanderpony (10/19/2013) [-]
Well if you're desperate enough, a friend of mine had his stuff shipped to an abandoned house and waited on the front porch on the scheduled delivery day with the proper identification just in case they asked, to my knowledge they never ask for an id, though.
User avatar #68 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
It's not a bad idea, but maybe i'll just get my license and drive to the sex shop a few towns over. I need it for my new job anyway
User avatar #73 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
I sincerely hope you're buying a fleshlight.
User avatar #101 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
Dildo > Fleshlight
#102 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
#103 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
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Don't worry, they have butthurt prevention cream.
User avatar #104 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
let me guess... you're getting the horse dildo? XL and BLACK AS FUCK!
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I was thinking about Chance the Stallion Flared, Large (doesn't come in extra large), and I was thinking I'd get it in FJ colors.
#106 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
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#29 - A few years ago when i was 16 my mother set me up with my own …  [+] (14 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Over 18 +18
User avatar #47 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I wish I could afford dragon dildos.
User avatar #62 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
I wish I could find a way to order them and not have them come to my house we're my parents would ask about the package I got
#65 - highlanderpony (10/19/2013) [-]
when i ordered mine i just told my mother i was expecting some new fragile computer hardware. She doesnt know jack shit about computers and would not have asked too many questions. If you decide to do the same, wait until it ships until you tell them you're expecting a package because bad dragon can take several months to manufacture and ship. I dont usually condone lying but shit, son. a nigga's gotta have some privacy.
User avatar #66 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
my mom is nosy as fuck, and whenever we get shit our delivery women usually tells my mom because she stops in her work every day. I need some kind of private postal box or some shit
#67 - highlanderpony (10/19/2013) [-]
Well if you're desperate enough, a friend of mine had his stuff shipped to an abandoned house and waited on the front porch on the scheduled delivery day with the proper identification just in case they asked, to my knowledge they never ask for an id, though.
User avatar #68 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
It's not a bad idea, but maybe i'll just get my license and drive to the sex shop a few towns over. I need it for my new job anyway
User avatar #73 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
I sincerely hope you're buying a fleshlight.
User avatar #101 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
Dildo > Fleshlight
#102 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
#103 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Don't worry, they have butthurt prevention cream.
User avatar #104 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
let me guess... you're getting the horse dildo? XL and BLACK AS FUCK!
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I was thinking about Chance the Stallion Flared, Large (doesn't come in extra large), and I was thinking I'd get it in FJ colors.
#106 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
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#31 - ilovethecock (10/18/2013) [-]
Profile says you're male.

I like your style.
#16 - When were you when heat stop? I was sat at home when anon …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on It's a Trap! +21
#52 - devout feminist (10/16/2013) [-]
Anon here. To identify myself, I'll use the phrase 'faggiots, faggiots'.

Yeah, I remember seeing that after it was posted. I thought it basically carried the same message.

But fair call...
#8 - Ya'll niggas are questioning your sexuality over the boy, as a… 10/12/2013 on thai +54
#7 - had to be done.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Old repost 20 +31
#20 - ifsaz (10/06/2013) [-]
I see a Swedish flag, a walrus and a Norwegian.
#40 - gux (10/06/2013) [-]
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that is robbaz king of sweden.
#41 - gux (10/06/2013) [-]
#50 - ifsaz (10/06/2013) [-]
I didn't expect so much anger, I was just throwing humour to some places.
User avatar #30 - legamethatyoulost (10/06/2013) [-]
fucking pleb

that's Robbaz, King of Sweden

with his trusty steed, Walrus (but nobody wants to be a walrus)
#11 - muralriver (10/06/2013) [-]
#10 - muralriver (10/06/2013) [-]
#38 - I don't have the slightest clue. Really the fact that they sen…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC 0
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
Haha yeah
#35 - Oddly enough it was an Nvidia logo on the magnet which he got …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC 0
User avatar #36 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
But... why would anyone need a neodymium magnet for their fridge?
#38 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
I don't have the slightest clue. Really the fact that they sent any kind of magnet with computer hardware rather than just a sticker is bizarre enough. Your guess is as good as mine.
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
Haha yeah
#33 - I did have to restart the game but it was mostly due to corrup…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC 0
User avatar #45 - myaccountisnew (10/03/2013) [-]
Gotta step it up, you'll never be a pokemon master at this rate.
#19 - You meet bill in lots of the pokemon games. In Soul Silver/Hea…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC 0
#23 - myaccountisnew (10/03/2013) [-]
Your kidding, right? On the off chance you aren't, here's a quick summary of pokemon breeding. Any pokemon from the same egg group can breed. The egg ends up being the lowest evolutionary form of the mother, and has a may inherit some of the father's moves. Key words there are lowest evolutionary form. As in, an evolved Eevee will still make Eevee eggs. Also, anything breed with Ditto gives an egg of the other pokemon's lowest evolutionary form. As in, you could have given your Vaporeon (or whichever you picked) to a Ditto and gotten an Eevee egg that way. As an added bonus not related to your stupidity, giving one of the parents an everstone makes the baby more likely to have the same nature as the parent.
#33 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
I did have to restart the game but it was mostly due to corruptions and action replay hacks my shitlord brother is accountable for, and not so much the evolving. That being said i was still uneducated about breeding dynamics which is rather shameful considering i own and have played every game excluding silver and blue. It's always been confusing to me and ive honestly never wanted to, or even had a reason to look it up.
User avatar #45 - myaccountisnew (10/03/2013) [-]
Gotta step it up, you'll never be a pokemon master at this rate.
#17 - My best guess is that it was the CPU but it was so strong it p… 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC +1
#16 - It was literally just behind where the CPU was on the case. I …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC +1
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
But... Why?
#35 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
Oddly enough it was an Nvidia logo on the magnet which he got from ordering some kind of exclusive 2 pack of Nvidia video cards (660 Ti cards to be exact). The fact that he was smart enough to upgrade his own pc makes it even more confusing as to how the hell he thought putting a magnet on the pc was a good idea.
User avatar #36 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
But... why would anyone need a neodymium magnet for their fridge?
#38 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
I don't have the slightest clue. Really the fact that they sent any kind of magnet with computer hardware rather than just a sticker is bizarre enough. Your guess is as good as mine.
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
Haha yeah
#18 - insaneguy (10/03/2013) [-]
huh. well that makes sense. thanks
#14 - SSDs use floating gate transistors which arent nearly as sensi…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Welcome to Bill's PC +3
User avatar #15 - insaneguy (10/03/2013) [-]
do you know what parts of his system were being affected by it? i'm actually genuinely curious
#17 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
My best guess is that it was the CPU but it was so strong it probably could have been fucking up every piece of his computer.
#16 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
It was literally just behind where the CPU was on the case. I thought it was a decoration he had glued on at first because it was stuck on there so firmly. It wasn't until i tried unscrewing the motherboard that i realized something was wrong because it had yanked the screwdriver bit right out of the handle.
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
But... Why?
#35 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
Oddly enough it was an Nvidia logo on the magnet which he got from ordering some kind of exclusive 2 pack of Nvidia video cards (660 Ti cards to be exact). The fact that he was smart enough to upgrade his own pc makes it even more confusing as to how the hell he thought putting a magnet on the pc was a good idea.
User avatar #36 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
But... why would anyone need a neodymium magnet for their fridge?
#38 - highlanderpony (10/03/2013) [-]
I don't have the slightest clue. Really the fact that they sent any kind of magnet with computer hardware rather than just a sticker is bizarre enough. Your guess is as good as mine.
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (10/03/2013) [-]
Haha yeah
#18 - insaneguy (10/03/2013) [-]
huh. well that makes sense. thanks
#15 - Picture 09/26/2013 on /b/ - Random +3
#15 - I7 and GeForce means nothing at all. its i7 cpu is 1.20 gh… 09/16/2013 on alienware +1
#14 - side note, heres my desktop build Ram: x4 4gb ddr3 To… 09/16/2013 on alienware +1
#13 - according to your comment it was an m11x r2. So what …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on alienware +2
#14 - highlanderpony (09/16/2013) [-]
side note, heres my desktop build

Ram: x4 4gb ddr3 Total 16gb
Cpu: AMD FX-8150 3.6GHz, 8 Cores
Motherboard: MSI 990FXA-GD65V2
Psu: Corsair HX750
Hdd: x2 500gb 7200rpm total
VideoCard: x1 EVGA GEforce Gtx 480

This isnt including fans or case, which i salvaged from an old computer, but the whole build cost me about 700 dollars, probably even less now since i made it a year and a half ago. I've got a well optimized system and my video card is slightly overclocked but i get a good 60+ fps on crysis 2, battlefield 3, and even more on just about everything else.
#9 - imagine it with .22 lr birdshot rounds (miniature shotgun pell…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on i want it +2
User avatar #14 - duvallwhitey (09/08/2013) [-]
Or the whole canister could be birdshot.
User avatar #13 - thegamerslife (09/08/2013) [-]
realistically 100-165 pellets x 10 bullets in each shot (making each shot (at least with CCI ammunition) around $3.50. or you can do the math of #12 shot, 31gr load, you can figure out how many should be there. the issue is they are not all the exact same size all the time.
User avatar #12 - thegamerslife (09/08/2013) [-]
1650 #12 shot pellets.
#36 - The one in the back reminded me of skyrim. they were both mode… 09/07/2013 on Norway being super metal +1
#16 - I didnt notice that. and it makes the content so much bett… 09/07/2013 on Is that a ... OH SHIT!!! +2
#58 - I like flat chested women more. and men. mostly men. … 09/07/2013 on Gravity +23
#1 - Comment deleted 08/23/2013 on Scrap, Continue, or Faggot 0
#25 - I TRIED  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on (1) Title +4
User avatar #26 - starblood (08/03/2013) [-]
I still love you though <3
User avatar #48 - xgameloverx (08/03/2013) [-]
Ryan?
#23 - do the 'ol firing squad trick. get both of your sperm for a su…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2013 on (1) Title +4
User avatar #24 - starblood (08/03/2013) [-]
Well I'm white as fuck and he's latino, so we could probably tell who's the real father.
#25 - highlanderpony (08/03/2013) [-]
I TRIED
User avatar #26 - starblood (08/03/2013) [-]
I still love you though <3
User avatar #48 - xgameloverx (08/03/2013) [-]
Ryan?
#159 - Night Knight What?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Hero Name +2
#164 - bpwags (07/05/2013) [-]
Moon Moon
#162 - darkblazter (07/05/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture 05/31/2013 on Good Guy Rare 0
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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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